The What if game

[purifier]

I'd haft show her who's boss and point both my guns at her, turning it into a triple Mexican standoff, then make her choose.

 

 

 

 

What if she was gunning for Tourettes guy, do you think he could get off one fowl word before she capped him? Maybe something along the lines of: OH S**T!

[Totenkopf]

Apparently.

 

What if Tourettes guy tried to give Lana a footrub?

[Hallucination]

I don't know who Lana is, but I'm pretty sure Tourettes Guy giving anyone a foot rub will end in serious injury.

 

What if I knew who Lana was?

[purifier]

Then you would know Lana Kane is a character from the animated series Archer on FX. Plus I wouldn't be drooling now, over this picture I found and posted, that I can't seem to keep my friggin' eyes off.

 

 

 

 

 

What if Tourettes guy tried to give Archer a footrub?

[Darth Avlectus]

Wouldn't happen.

 

What if totenkopf and purifier had listened to reason and not gotten their asses beat by Tourettes guy's 'tard strength'?

[Totenkopf]

Then DA would have suffered the beating alone.

 

What if Ezekiel ran out of "GREAT ANGER and FURIOUS VENGEANCE"?

[Darth Avlectus]

Then we would probably have reached an age of great cooperation at liberty and choice as opposed to coercion and dictatorial law; there would be nobody to attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. So long as free will exists, so too does the unfortunate possibility that Ezekiel has become the very evil he fought against.

 

What if I started a "So, what's your mom doing?" thread in anticipaiton of mother's day?

[Totenkopf]

I'd think you were trying to channel Dath.

 

What if I started a "So, who's your mom doing?" thread for same?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd like to see where that goes.

 

 

What if my next persona was a pic of a rat and the title of rodent pronstar?

[purifier]

Sounds cheesy...but I think it suits you just fine.

 

 

 

 

 

What if DA's persona was a pic of green cheese with the title of "Head Cheese"?

[Darth Avlectus]

Meh, doesn't really suit me but I suppose if I am running short of ideas, this is thanks.

 

 

What if Capcom re-released megaman 3 with

for the Game over fanfare?

[Alkonium]

Not much would really change.

 

What if after overthrowing the Targaryens, Robert Baratheon instead destroyed the Iron Throne, and declared himself the first Storm King in 283 years?

[Totenkopf]

Then the story would go in a different direction.

 

What if you cast a dead man's vote b/c his name hadn't been purged from the roles yet?

[Alkonium]

You mean we can't do that already?

 

What if Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome hadn't been cancelled before a single episode could air?

[Totenkopf]

It probably would've been cancelled anyway.

 

What if the original Star Trek had been cancelled after its second season?

 

^^guess I should've asked if you'd cast that vote anyway, esp if you knew you'd get away with it. Afterall many dead people often vote democrat (think Kennedy in '60 as one of most (in)famous examples).

[Darth Avlectus]

We'd probably have something that sucks in its place. That or SW would be the first spacefare sci-fi with a mass following.

 

What if there was a castlevania 3 romhack of some story that involved Soul Calibur characters?

[Alkonium]

Then they'd have to be poor approximations, since the engines aren't compatible.

 

What if this was how Game of Thrones ended?

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[Darth Avlectus]

It'd be the most epic ending for teh lulz evar.

 

What if Final Fantasy games, period, weren't all so damn contrived?