Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 We'd be two of a kind. What if I decided not to what if? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd manipulate the admins to have you perma-banned. What if this were empty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 You'd be right at home. What if your email bride were actually a hobbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd send you back. What if you had actually typed the smiley correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 You wouldn't have had a chance to be so small minded. What if you fell asleep at your computer and didn't wake up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd become one with the Interwebz! What if I invaded your comp as a virus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd incinerate you by reformatting my drive. What if no one loved you anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd have a reason to take a dump from a high place. What if Chev joined the games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Things would be alot more fun. What if Izarc failed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 No sweat off my balls. What if you failed Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Bob would have a mental breakdown. "What if I were to just come over and kick the ever lovin' $%&^ outta you?" --Joe Pesci character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You'd regret it. What if rednecks took over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Shoooot boy, what tha' hell u talking about, we already have by-god. Yeeeehaaa! What if ya had to bend over and reach to kiss your own a$$ goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Ninja Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 By being able to reach all the way around to kiss my own @$$, I'd probably open up a worm hole. What if you woke up in bed next to an Elite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Meh, did all the time in the Army, nothing new there. (They never busted a move on me though.) What if ya could spin your head around like in "The Exorcist"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I'd do it to scare that one annoying kid.>_> What if you could fly like Peter Pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I can. What if you could wear your ass for a hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It would make me an "asshat" like the ones Toni Cippriatti calls people in GTA:Liberty City Stories. Not too hard to do: make a molding of your ass and then make it wearable. Presto, you're wearing your own ass as a hat. What if You had such potent barf that it would melt through the toughest materials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I do. What if you had the strength of a bison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Ninja Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Gimme a cape, costume, and mask...I'm going superheroing! What if TMM, Chev, CQ, GTA SWcity, and I got superpowers and decided to take over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Then I would become rightful Emperor of the World, and you would all be my minions:D What if this happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I would rebel and throw you to the peasants. What if it didn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It hasn't, but you and I need to keep an eye on them, just -in -case. What if Star Wars was never invented and all we had was SpaceBalls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Don't even say that! What if Spaceballs was Star Wars G-canon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Then the Schwartz has abandonned us. What if Barf! were your best friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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