purifier Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Then Motley Crue would be the better for it, and I'd probably have a serious problem. What if you hired Harry and Lloyd as your roadias? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I'd have to have fairly moderate weighing stuff that is not fragile. >=^} What if bruce lee faced mace windu? (Hint: trick question, only those would get it who have read about Vaapad AND seen brucie's early videos with slow 30fps cameras) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think Mace's name would change to grasshopper. What if Red Foreman stuck his foot up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Then I'd be in alot of pain. What if there was a tv show where James Bond, Max Smart, Jacques Clouseau, and Sherlock Holmes all teamed up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 It'd be best show ever, if the Doctor was also in it. What if I Can't Believe It's Butter were real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 You mean like that butter substitute made from cooking grease? Meh, cheap smelly lubricant one way or the other. Great stuff. What if Coach Buzzcut were a republic soldier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 The sith would have to start wearing industrial strength cups. What if B & B showed up on Family Guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 They would be supplanting existing Scenes of Bed & Breakfast are already depicted on Family Guy What if many thousands of Racoons decided to destroy the Hadron Collider? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 They'd call in us rednecks to git 'er dun! What if Rednecks tried to take over Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 They'd probably win by sheer numbers. What if Australia pulled an Atlantis and just diappeared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 They'd really be the country down under. xD What if water was poisonous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 End of the world in: 5... 4... 3... 2... What if water was as corrosive as molecular acid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Then the water would eat away at Earth's surface until it got to the core. What if someone actually read my topics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Then we'd all be up on your reviews of sherlock vs jack, and also be RPing with you on your latest RP situation of resistance vs yuuzhan vong. What if you were part white American and part chinese like tommy chong, and had a mexican friend named cheech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I'd be laughing at my own jokes (and I also fit the half white and half Chinese descrpition, too ) What if I was actually funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ha! That made me laugh! What if my jokes made sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 We'd be rolling on the floor laughing . What if I could actually read Mando'a? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Then you might be a mandalorian...otherwise you'd be an assassin droid... What if Arizona beverages went out of business (God let's hope not!)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 DOOON'T SAY THAT for the motherlovin'........of it all, my day sucks enough without having to think about something like that, for godsakes! *Ahem* Moving along.... What if you had X-Ray vision and you could see through clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 If your vision went into the X-ray frequency, unfortunately, you'd also see right through the tissues at glances, and it would take quite a while for the other details to come into focus. Sorry, no peep shows. What if you were building a 10 Watt continuous wave output CO2 laser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 What! No yottawatts? Hmmm, Then I guess I would have the smallest Death Star in the world to incinerate small things with. Maybe a pebble. What if you had a real DeathStar orbiting in space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa! What if Darth Sidious was a redneck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 He wouldn't be able to all of his cool moves with a beer-belly. I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa! O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Then you'd actually post a what if question. What if M@RS had posted a what if question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 You would have answered it. What if TMM answers this question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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