purifier Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 With what........rubberbands? What if your computer shot back with big black heavy fonts? (New Roman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd ask it if it turned Vato La Bamba on me. What if I was really Samus Aran? *grips energy whip to fend off the incoming wave of horn dogs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *purifier drools* STOP TEASING ME DAMNIT! What if I was really Jessica Rabbit with bigger bunnys? *purifier drools again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Then you'd have to be as deformed as some hentai girls I've seen. What if Exile and Revan were deceived into war against each other by the ancient Sith Emperor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Hmmmm, sounds like Kotor 4. What if you fell in love with a deformed hentai girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 It'd just be another day in his life. What if hentai never existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd invent it. B/c I am a man of several sick fantasies. And we all know it. What if 'Barf' was real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Then there'd be a Pizza the Hut to boot. What if DV had converted Luke to the DS in episode ESB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 One of the "SW Infinities" scenarios would play out. What if yo mamma had a wooden leg wit a bird house in it and a glass T***y wit a screw on n****e while livin' in a 2 story Dorito bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 What? What if I had understood that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Then you'd have told him to stop talking about his own mother that way. So disrespectful.: But what if GTA's mom had all that stuff he was talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Then she'd be a f**king "Modern Marvel" in which I would pay for tickets to see. What if GTA's mom was to put her.. wooden leg (I was gonna say foot) up his arse like Red Forman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Wouldn't happen b/c she's to decrepit. @ purifier and Totenkopf: I'm a kick your old decrepit arses! @ Alkonium: Say What Again--SAY_WHAT_A-GAIN! What if Leatherface and mick foley were one and the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I don't know who that are, so I wouldn't be suprised it was something rather bad for the world. What if, I what if'ed something iffe-able? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 If I answered your question, you might find out. What if this game werre called "Say what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Say what? What if I hacked into LF and turned all your avatars into smurfs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 I'd unhack it, because I'm clever. What if the surviving Beatles decided to get back together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Sounds good, but it just wouldn't be the same without John and George. What if you could nuke a real hackers computer from your end that sends to you or me (on our computers), malicous software, trogans, spyware, and any virus, etc? (Sons-of-a-bitches must pay!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I would make the intrawebz a safer place. What if you were *whispers in ear*? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 I honestly don't know. What if I had just caused a fixed point in time to not occur properly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Then- Then- Then- *static* What if Alkonium hadn't done that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 Doesn't matter, that's not a what if question? What if said fixed point directly involved you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Then TMM would be in deep trouble. What if you had your very own Tardis and it got stuck between dimensions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralPloKoon Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Id declare the stuck point a new dimension called stucka....something. What if someone just ate the last Resees' peanut butter cup, and threw it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Then it would start a chain reaction, in which it would go something like this.... :barf2: (Ooo the humanity!) What if chocolate was like Vigra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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