Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 I'd sue you for no good reason. What if someone did sue you?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 I'd eat all sorts of hot sauce and puke it all up on that person. I melted PVC plastic once like that. ==================== What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle? I'd stockpile it before it went to 75. Whaddya think I've been doing?! Hard to do, though, if you're a friend of the owner of this place with all its expensive "stims". I'm sure mandalorians love stims. I'd do the thing that rednecks do about aliens. *grabs shotgun* :dev11:Then that thar' little green critter be lookin' mighty tasty! ================ What if you beat that unidetified sith warrior and were a target of the sith empire?
Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Get out the old 12 gauge and have some fun on them sithies! What if you do if Darth Revan challenged you to a duel to the death?
Ping Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Cheat and get Yoda to kill him instead. What would happen if the Sith appeared at your house with activated lightsabers?
Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Get out the old 12 gauge and have some fun on them sithies! Do I need to say it again? What if someone offered to sell you a box of plutonium?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 I'd say that you were full of it. (Don't even get me started on why!) What if you weren't full of it?
Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 I'd be the exact opposite of you What if GTA wasn't a jerk?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 I may not be for much longer, so you can wait and wonder. What if you had a pet monkey whose name was "Spank"?
Totenkopf Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 He'd probably get arrested for public lewdness. What if what weren't really a word?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I guess Jules would have to find some other word to get his own dander riled up about. What if that salesman dude wanted what was in your pocket?
Trench Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I'd stab him with it (he's a sick sick man). What if I gave him what was in your pocket?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Welcome to it. It's rat turds from my pet rat when I went on a walk today. What if you were the allmighty bunghole?
Trench Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I'd be you. What if you were buried in used toilet paper?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 It would most likely be from myself so that's okay. I'd bathe you in it next! What if you were that demented janitor serial killer on that haloween episode of B&B?
purifier Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Probably plotting as to how I was going to ****ing bury someone alive in used toilet paper. What if your pants fell down to your shoes, while you were giving a speech to everyone?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I'd be so hairy people couldn't decide wether to call me wookiee or bigfoot. What if beavis worked as the cook at the restaurant you just ate at...you're on your way out and you see him acting like he has scabies, or at least an "itch"?
purifier Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 and after that I would grab the nearest fire extinguisher - spray his ass down with it, then smack him upside the head with it. What if ya fell down a rabbit hole like Alice, but it turned out to be a sleeping giant's butt crack?
Trench Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I'd find my way to his lungs and see what effect my gas had on his breathing. What if the villains from LotR decided that you were their mortal enemy.
Ping Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Get Palpatine to Force Storm them. What would happen if the Republic Commando Scorch guest starred on Mythbusters?
Tobias Reiper Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 I'd watch it. What if I had the power to make people sexy?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 You'd be using it all the time and everyone who is considered hot is now mediocre...and if this power was in the ruin a wish foundation, I'd ruin it, unless totenkopf and his wookiee girlfriend ruin it first...or that crazy mandalorian hillbilly that helped me hunt down elvis ruined it first. What if Spank the magical monkey decided you were his target for doodey-flings while holding your mamma hostage?
Totenkopf Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 *glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo. I'd use my awesome telekinetic abilities to redirect the "artillery" and bury you in the doodey. What if GTA finally shaved his sorry self?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 It'd be a limited excursion and I'll leave all the nasty hairs in your couch. *glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo. Settle down, oh excitable one. I was referring to the fat redneck bag lady who played sugarbear's GF. Like lots to love there, eh? What if totenkopf wasn't drunk all the time?
Totenkopf Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 Then he'd be GTA. What if Sugarbear messed w/Big Baby's mother effing $$?
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 Then he'd have to arrest sweets, but then again, sweets' own mamma took care of him pretty good with that revolver. What if the cookie monster decided to rob your house?
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