CommanderQ Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Obi-Wan's voice: Luke....use the force.... Luke: Hmm? What was that? Obi-Wan's voice: I said....use the force.... Luke: I'm sorry...there's a voice in my head...what did you say? Obi-Wan's voice: ARRGGGHHHH!!! USE THE FORCE, DAG NAMMIT!! -Deleted scene from A New Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 'Oota Goota Supa Computa Solo" -Greedo Scene with Han Solo as droid mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead... Darth Vader: Don't worry, he's no good to us dead either.... Boba Fett: Woah.....that was not planned... -Boba Fett trying to work his extra pay scheme, deleted scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 *Vader kneels before a holoprojection of The Emperor* "What is thy bidding, my master?" "Lord Vader, there is a great disturbance in the Force" "I have felt it, Master" "We have a knew enemy, Larry the Laxative Clown" "But...he is just a clown" "He could destroy us both...my cloak would be soiled, and your leg circuits would fry" "If he could be turned.........he would become a powerful ally" "Can it be done?" "He will join us, or our butts become pies, Master...." -Day 124. Shooting Script Notes. TESB. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 "Give a man a fish, and he'll stink up the whole town. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll poke your eye out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 "Why is it that everything that goes up, comes down? It's because nothing freakin' flys yet!!" Sir Isaac Newton's first theory on gravity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 "Thank God we smell like sh*t already." anonymous French soldier in 1940. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 "Men! When we charge...we....ummm....CHARGE!" -Napoleon Bonaparte, Battle of Waterloo, probably the reason he lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying f*ck." Original last line of Gone With The Wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Vader: Luke, I am your Father! Luke: Now that my friend, is total bull. Vader: Well, not exactly...you see{goes on and on for three hours of dialogue} -Original Father-Son sequence of Ep. 5, there was a reason the writer was hanged shortly afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "I shall....hey quit mugging for the camera, gdmanit, this is serious....return." -Next to last take of MacArthur's pledge to return to the Philippines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Life suck and then you...uhhh... wait...what was that last part? Unknown clichee...and I'm worse than it b/c I'm a dumbass who got wrong...ON PURPOSE! Rats! Oh Rats! (dives into the pile of hay in my garbage can) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Admiral Yamamoto: I believe all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve. Personal Assistant: *looks at paper* That wasn't on the script. Admiral Yamamoto: Well, duh, of course it's not on the script. I'm trying to improvise..do you think I should turn this way, this is my good angle...... -Original un-documented saying by Admiral Yamamoto after the Attack at Pearl Harbor, there was a reason he didn't become a movie star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "The Force will be with you, sometimes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 To be or not to be....say, who wrote this sh*t anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 In the name of the galactic senate of...wait a sec. Hey Kit, in what name are we arresting him for again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "Bite me." Fred's last words before the zombies got him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Senator Palpatine, congratulations on your election.... Your highness, it was nothing, really nothing, nothing at all...nothing nothing nothing....ahhh....nothing... Shutup. Queen Amidala and Senator Palpatine deleted scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 If at first you don't succeed...uhh, try or something. ---GTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "Well, am I right, or am I right? Or right? Or if you don't like that....right." -Ahem..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "The brown pants, boy. The brown pants." unknown French admiral at the battle of Trafalgar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Uhh, come to...me. --disgruntled fat walmart worker behind on B&B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "Sir, the enemy is requesting our surrender." "Tell them.......give us 5 minutes...." -Unknown American General during the Battle of the Bulge, his troops quickly rebelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "You posted in your own profile. Instant death." --Totenkopf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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