I Am New

[kirk_is_pwn]

hi, im new. now bow down in adoration lest ur minds be rended into nothingness by my otherworldly yet strangely comforting ability to make the man SOME EGGS lol. jk but yeh hey im new

[obi]

*concordantly bows down and proceeds to make the man some eggs*

 

oh dear GOD! Everyone, just do as HE SAYS!!!!!

 

[IG-64]

Welcome. These are really good eggs.

[kirk_is_pwn]

oh so i c ur a lover of eggs as well.

[Kain]

You're screwed. Wait until Dath hear's of your arrogant entrance. He'll have you bent over a railing in absolutely no time.

[kirk_is_pwn]

um. arrogant? no sir. absolute scientific fact, yes. i am indeed the baddest dude in all the land. lol.

[obi]

um. arrogant? no sir. absolute scientific fact, yes. i am indeed the baddest dude in all the land. lol.

 

He's right, you know. I once seen him battle 450 battle droids with a lightsaber, fight his way out of a nest of nasty naboo hornets, save the palace from certain destruction-by-tidal wave, and then get raised from the dead...........

 

Wait.......that was ME.........

 

I have no evidence of his awesomeness. We demand proof, sir! >=(

[kirk_is_pwn]

proof? ill show u proof! well ill tell u about the fact that i can show u proof, but in all honesty not reli show u any. . .

[obi]

proof? ill show u proof! well ill tell u about the fact that i can show u proof, but in all honesty not reli show u any. . .

 

So......you are evolution incarnate?

 

 

[kirk_is_pwn]

exactly. well. yes, you are correct sir. throw your hands in the air if ur a true PLAYER

[Jeff]

hi new

[kirk_is_pwn]

hi. this is a pretty cool place. although its not technically a place its actually just a sight. but i guess a sight can be considered a place no? im confusing myself.

[Jeff]

Yay Internet!

[Q]

Welcome to Fr-r-r-r-r-r-right Night.

 

For real.

[Nerd_Annhilator]

NO! NO!N!O!NO

 

quick, hide behind that sofa

[Dath Maximus]

learn to spell ya godless hick ****

 

while you were busy bragging about yourself, i was doing your mom...again

 

she is a filthy filthy ****mongering ********

 

learn your place boy or i will rain fire down upon you like you've never thought possible

I will massacre you!

[kirk_is_pwn]

and upon ur unworthy head i will rain down seal pups. for they are the mightiest of all pups. and when this rain of infantile sea dwelling mammals is falling upon u i shall steal ur mind. . .because im a reptilian, from nibiru. and im gonna take over the world. FEMA

[Dath Maximus]

and upon ur unworthy head i will rain down seal pups. for they are the mightiest of all pups. and when this rain of infantile sea dwelling mammals is falling upon u i shall steal ur mind. . .because im a reptilian, from nibiru. and im gonna take over the world. FEMA

 

so youre what...13 and never have intentions of getting laid?

 

seriously kids, don't sniff glue

[obi]

and upon ur unworthy head i will rain down seal pups. for they are the mightiest of all pups. and when this rain of infantile sea dwelling mammals is falling upon u i shall steal ur mind. . .because im a reptilian, from nibiru. and im gonna take over the world. FEMA

 

CURSE YOU FEMA REPTILIAN!

 

I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!......or sit.......or hover......whatever you do, the point is.......I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU (however you get around)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kirk_is_pwn]

lol. we have a funny man here. lol. kids these days. what are they doing sniffing glue? silly children they should be sniffing gasoline instead. . .dude im a bad person. . .

[kirk_is_pwn]

oh and boy do i get around lol.

[Dath Maximus]

i have the addresses and phone numbers of most of the mods/supermods/admins here, i hereby state i will pay them cash to ban you

 

/edit

 

and ya did a double post, thats a rule infraction *********

[kirk_is_pwn]

lol. dont ban me. that would be lamer than F.D.R's legs. . .

[Dath Maximus]

he thinks im joking

[kirk_is_pwn]

dude. i dont think ur joking. i just dont wanna be banned for being humorous. that would be lame.