purifier Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Intriguing idea. You might be on to something there, especially with a few modifications. Catching a Sasquatch and claiming it to be a real Wookiee.
Alkonium Posted June 26, 2012 Author Posted June 26, 2012 Bad idea. Wookiees aren't that big, and are much more intelligent. While working at a restaurant, secretly poisoning difficult customers.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Good idea. Might as well right? Bad idea. Wookiees aren't that big, and are much more intelligent. You don't KNOW that. Going to a restaurant you despise, with whatever diarrhea inducing condition planned just before the tab comes, go into restroom, drag trash can into stall with you, pull out trash bag and do your business, finish off...then neatly replace trash bag and put the can back when coast is clear, wash hands, and stroll back out like you own the joint. True story, my pal did it at a local Denny's.
purifier Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Nasty idea. Yet, revengeful and stinky. I LIKE IT! Releasing a jar of flies and knats in the same restaurant, after doing D.A.'s revengeful tactic, just to add more annoyance which would disgust everybody possibly even more.
Alkonium Posted June 26, 2012 Author Posted June 26, 2012 Good idea. That'll get the place shut down for sure. Releasing the Necronomicon as an e-book.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Good idea. I'm bored and we need a sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbors that isn't some cheap-out half-ass job that is only 18 levels long. Paying your lactose intolerant friend to drink chocolate milk to barf it on the floor of that convenience store that ripped you off last month.
Alkonium Posted June 27, 2012 Author Posted June 27, 2012 Good idea. Just be ready for abdominal bloating and cramps, flatulence, diarrhea, nausea, and borborygmi as well as vomiting. Teachers making a drinking game out of grading their students' work.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Excellent idea on principle alone, never mind you could cop a feel with the better looking ones. @Alk...yeah tell me about it. Teaching your dog to chase cats.
Alkonium Posted July 5, 2012 Author Posted July 5, 2012 Bad idea. My dog isn't the alpha male, one of my cats is. Also, I have another large dog who is terrified of cats. A business making it an official policy that the quality of the product or service rendered is entirely depended on the attitude and behaviour of the customer.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2012 Posted July 9, 2012 Good idea...to a point anyway, after which it begins to adversely affect business...though so does "have it your way" and "customer is always right" policies so one has to suppose it's a balancing act. Subverting the constitution so you can blame it and ban it, or at least attempting to for reason that you are a bitter arsehole and don't want people who look different than you to be able to use certain weapons and defend themselves against 10, 20, even 30 others who DO look like you ...and labeling it "social justice".
Alkonium Posted July 10, 2012 Author Posted July 10, 2012 Bad idea. Laws like this lead to revolts. Attempting to justify theft and selling illegal drugs by donating the profits to charity.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Not the worst but I'd hate to try to be argung that one in court. Having Alk grow out his hair to play a male character on a RL version of Birdy the mighty:decode, even though the heroine is a psychotic PMSing bee-otch.
Alkonium Posted July 31, 2012 Author Posted July 31, 2012 Neutral. It's just an acting gig. The next Spider-Man film being an adaptation of these.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 Neutral: What the F***? What did I just read? Seriously? ...What is this? I ...don't even... OK Except for the depressing rape humor, I found all that otherwise quite amusing. TBH I'm now beginning to wonder what you're trying to accomplish there having us read that. Hell, it's worth a try I guess. Just remember if you get any stars to play in it, you'll turn them off to super heroes forever if it flops. Making SWTOR movies...Like and .
Alkonium Posted August 4, 2012 Author Posted August 4, 2012 Bad idea. That's got to be one of the worst machinimas I've ever seen. Inventing a religion for the sole purpose of getting out of having to shave for work.
Totenkopf Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Isn't that one of the "benefits" of Islam. Selling guns to drug lords and then failing to keep track of them, but having a compliant press that largely ignores the issue.
Alkonium Posted August 5, 2012 Author Posted August 5, 2012 Doesn't the US government do that with third world countries? Trying to facilitate a drug bust by going around, asking random people "Where is drugs?".
Darth Avlectus Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 Good idea, people don't mistrust you enough. It'll get you either free room and board or a nice bed with either a view of fish or maybe one made from the most ecologically friendly material, dirt 'o the earth! Not sure if I used this one yet: using cutter boomerang against Flame Mammoth and Launch Octopus after you get done shredding Sting Chameleon with it.
Alkonium Posted August 15, 2012 Author Posted August 15, 2012 Good idea. You're on a roll, so why not? The next big screen version of Batman being incapable of communicating except by grumbling and punching.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 Neutral idea: I mean...yeah it worked for the Hulk and others...just seems a bit formulaic and cliche by now. Making (more like cobbling together) an induction forge out of basically at least 8 years worth of accumulated junk, all going off a general concept and a few more or less successful designs which go in depth on the inductive output stage and magnetic flux.
Alkonium Posted August 16, 2012 Author Posted August 16, 2012 Good idea. Sounds like a metaphor for American Politics. A novel adaptation of the Yogscast's Shadow of Israphel series.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 Good idea, they're hilarious. Not sure how it'd translate into a novel series but you can't take everything serious. Maybe interweb-speak? Good idea. Sounds like a metaphor for American Politics. I'd like to hear this one. Sarcasm or not. A dumpster match, 50 cosplayers, Alk and Hal as announcers, tons of adult intimacy products and lubricants among many other weapons, half a metric ton of mud with a tank to pour it all into made so the mud is knee-high, GWAR on a stage near the entrance ramp, pyro and lasers, with a bunch of machine gun wielding trannies as referees.
Totenkopf Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 Conditional. If all 50 are hot chicks and you get rid of the trannies......most of us would probably buy it for a $1. Inheriting at least $US1 bil and being tax exempt for life.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 Good idea: worked real well for Jon Corzine, didn't it? ......... Throwing a party where Sam Barros and his associated PowerLabs blow $*** up and ignite stuff.
Alkonium Posted August 28, 2012 Author Posted August 28, 2012 Fun idea. Using creepers to guard your Nuclear Reactor in Minecraft (with the Tekkit mod installed).
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