The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[.:Lord Revan:.]

^Never played

 

Kill all of you and pronounce myself king of Lucasforums

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. There's no point in being king if you have no subjects.

 

Using genetic engineering to make every species on Earth omnivorous.

[.:Lord Revan:.]

Bad idea cause then i wouldn't be able to eat purple unicorns

 

 

Use mind control to make the whole world my slaves?

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. That'd get boring quick.

 

Bad idea cause then i wouldn't be able to eat purple unicorns

You don't know what "omnivorous" means, do you? Humans are already omnivorous.

 

Repairing a nuclear reactor with duct tape.

[Darth Avlectus]

Not sure how that'd work, but hey, why not give it a try?

 

 

Paradoxing the universe with time travel so that you are the ruler of the only habitable areas by the time you're done.

[.:Lord Revan:.]

Good idea i am a good ruler

 

Telling Darth Alvectus to stop laughing.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea. He'll just ask how many times he must smack you before you act right.

 

Feeding Snuffaluffagus' drug habit.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: he won't get all cracked out and funny if you don't starve him of his favorite.

 

Telling Oscar to "Get it together, grouch!"

[.:Lord Revan:.]

Nah i like him falling apart.

 

 

Buy the Halo 4 Limited Edition Xbox 360

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/xbox360/consoles/bundles/Xbox360-320GB-limited-edition-halo-4-console

[Alkonium]

Unnecessary. If I wanted, I could pay someone to paint it on the Xbox 360 I already own.

 

As a rule of thumb, always giving your buildings in Minecraft a self-destruct.

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral: I suppose it could have good uses, but I can't think of any off hand because that isn't typically something I'd do if I wanted my creations to survive.

 

 

Using part of a defunct ionic pro's outer casing (the part with a curvature) as a star wars-y original face mask--the front of it anyways...

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Could fit up with the aesthetic style of Star Wars very well.

 

Taking a brief clip of Ryan Gosling driving, making a 2 hour loop of it, and passing it off as the movie Drive on The Pirate Bay.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: The pissed off feedback comments alone are worth it.

 

Taking the waste product of white lightning (a.k.a. Moonshine--people who know better don't call it that!) production process, and using it as an ultra-volatile fuel and present it as a recycling solution and an energy solution to shut up the American Green Party.

Note: The same people who like to go north, record glaciers melting in the summertime only to propagandize it with "ZOMG polar icecaps melting--enact da policiez!!!!!11!!1~!!". (Of which a Canadian YouTuber has made me aware! )

[Alkonium]

Good idea, if it did what you promised and it was ultra-volatile.

 

Telling Christians that you hit yourself in the foot with a shovel for their mortgage.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: they may decide that's worth the tradeoff.

 

Making a politician chip maker, basically it's just like a treechipper but meant for grinding and eating politicians up and spitting them out in chips. Works on corporate monopolists and oligarchs who don't want competition as well.

[Totenkopf]

Sure....you can help me stuff ole Georgie boy in first.

 

Telling your gullible girlfriend that she didn't actually catch you cheating.....she was just having another vivid sleep walking dream.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. How do you think she'd respond to "You were dreaming about me cheating on you?", even if she believed it?

 

Actually making your girlfriend dream about you cheating on her.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: her behavior will at least be predictably insecure and jealous.

 

The next time your son calls on the phone about the weather and says something about the town "getting 10 inches tonight", telling him "So's your mom".

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. Would you want to hear that from your dad?

 

Putting a creeper inside a house made of TNT in the middle of a town in Minecraft.

[Darth Avlectus]

Excellent idea. Demolition makes for a great party.

 

Bad idea. Would you want to hear that from your dad?

 

I already have heard it. Not just from my dad. Friends have said it too. My boss at my auto mechanic job is also a grumpy smartass who has said similar stuff. Probably rubbing off on me. Apparently it's a trollface meme now.

 

Scratching your junk because "He who loves, lost, is just another hand in the bush".

[Alkonium]

Neutral. Noone would care.

 

Using real swords to make your own replica of the Iron Throne.

[Darth Avlectus]

Excellent idea. I think I've heard of that before. Someone dud it essentially to make a wineholder transformers figure.

 

 

A news channel with the crazy "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" guy as the anchor. (It's a reference to the "dirty dave" show iirc in the reality of Robocop movies.)

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Crazy people make life interesting.

 

Buying a house with a listing price of $1.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea if the real estate market just bottomed out, if not, the saying "you get what you paid for" comes to mind...

 

Becoming the world's best assassin and retaining your anonymity till dying in your sleep of natural causes at a ripe old age long in the future.

[Alkonium]

Epic, but difficult idea.

 

The Butlerian Jihad.