Alkonium Posted September 28, 2012 Author Posted September 28, 2012 Gross idea. Just wearing an eye patch for Halloween, along with your regular clothes.
purifier Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Boring idea. There are plenty of people who do that already, on other days besides Halloween. Carrying around a portable battery operated vacuum, dress up like a bandit or pirate, and go around and suck up everybody's candy on Halloween. Cop: Just what the hell you thinking your doin', buddy?! Me: Hey! It's Halloween and I'm in character! So leave me alone!
Darth Avlectus Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Excellent idea. I'm tired of bag snatching. @ ALK Boring idea. (synchronous post victim) BTW someone actually did that last year at the Lake Tahoe Freaker's ball. Being a juggalo for regular everyday living sorta like a goth does.
Alkonium Posted September 28, 2012 Author Posted September 28, 2012 Bad idea. That's a few steps away from a clown. Responding to Jehovah's Witnesses with "Cthulhu R'lyeh Fthaghn!"
Trench Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 Excellent idea. Right up there with "quoting Lorem Ipsum in a deep, raspy voice while rolling your eyes around inside your head." Greeting Jehovah's witnesses naked at the door, cow heart in hand.
Alkonium Posted September 29, 2012 Author Posted September 29, 2012 Great idea, if you don't mind being charged with indecent exposure. Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses with a fake (or real, I don't care) severed head in your hand.
Trench Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Great idea. Even better if you can somehow rig the head to whisper "Watchtower!" Giving Jehovah's Witnesses your own pamphlets.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Excellent idea: Nothing like pwning them at their own game. Greeting Jehova's witnesses like so at 1:19 in the following video: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Alkonium Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 Bad idea. At the very least, most people would label that attempted homicide. Greeting Jehovah's Witnesses by dressing up like Jesus, and saying, "Oh, great. It's you guys again."
Darth Avlectus Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Horrendous idea: if you don't get their scorn, ire and possibly violent reaction to your mockery, you'll get unwanted attention. Trust me, I tried it thinking it would be funny and it backfired every time. Greeting a collective, mourning over their "beloved" who spoke his last words of his return as an undeniably strong presence, as the almighty Cornholio.
Alkonium Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 Neutral. They'd just be confused. Reading the works of H.P. Lovecraft to Preschoolers.
Totenkopf Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Probably a bad idea, unless you read it in an engaging way (low attention spans and whatnot). Upside is that most of them won't be able to tell their parents about your odd story choices for a pre-K crowd. Acting out any of those stories in playform in HS, instead of the usual run-of-the-mill crap they do anymore.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 1, 2012 Posted October 1, 2012 Good idea: I'm sick of all the tired worn out half-assed attempts at classics which really deserve more dignity and respect with a properly done play...and the whole pop culture "thing" masquerading as "contemporary", but is really just MTV after they took all the cool stuff away. Passing out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class for some variety to "stir things up a bit" w.r.t. the wackiness that will ensue.
Alkonium Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 Bad idea. As if children aren't annoying enough. Radio stations having no dress code of any kind.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 Neutral: It's a radio station and it isn't like you can see them unless they have a webcam on or you are there in person at the station. Good if the DJ is hot; bad to horrible if they're not. If winning a lottery, buying a Mitsubishi machining laser and opening up shop for comparatively cheap (*after* taxes are taken out on winnings).
Alkonium Posted October 2, 2012 Author Posted October 2, 2012 Difficult to say. It's unclear what you mean by "opening up shop". Dressing up as the Grim Reaper and hanging around at funerals.
Hallucination Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 Only if you offer free hugs and high-fives. Texting all your coworkers during a meeting with silly questions (i.e. "if a cat is radioactive does it have 18 half-lives?") when you're out of town for a week.
Alkonium Posted October 3, 2012 Author Posted October 3, 2012 Harmless idea. Writing Cthulhu into an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Totenkopf Posted October 4, 2012 Posted October 4, 2012 Why not......it's all fiction anyway. Turning Beavis and Butthead into bronies.
Alkonium Posted October 4, 2012 Author Posted October 4, 2012 Good idea. It'd a brohoof here and there, and maybe a change of shirt. Attempting to start a real life Torchwood.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2012 Posted October 6, 2012 Good idea if only there were a need for such a team. @ Alk: You're overthinking it. Laser machining + shop. Even you know I give suggestions and reviews on tools every so often. Getting fired for doing the boss' mother at the job site so that way when you look for a new job, the prospective employer will think the other guy is nuts.
Alkonium Posted October 6, 2012 Author Posted October 6, 2012 Neutral idea. Is it common for bosses to fire their potential stepfather? A remake of Twilight with Justin Bieber as Edward and Rebecca Black as Bella.
Totenkopf Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Pretty sick. As if the original cast weren't sucky enough. Making a CGI KOTOR mini-series that's faithful to the game (but with much better graphics, of course).
Alkonium Posted October 7, 2012 Author Posted October 7, 2012 Bad idea. I can think of a few people here who'd be willing to torch the studio because it doesn't feature "their" Revan. Making frequent use of the phrase "whether you like it or not" when dealing with fans.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Good idea to a point: after awhile even the more lenient fans are going to get the impression you just don't care what they think. Rocket equipped shopping carts.
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