Darth Avlectus Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Good idea, esp if you add laxative and give it to someone you don't like--inconspicuously of course. Hiring former principal McVicker at burger world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 Good idea. He understands discipline. Animatronic shop window dummies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 ^Neutral. Depends on what kind of shop. Declaring war on Greenland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 Bad idea. As one person with no government affiliation, I lack the authority to do that. Using the sounds of turtles having sex as your ringtone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 They make noise when they do that? Probably a bad idea. Getting a male Gorilla as a pet. And he has a thing for humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Good Idea If you're a warden and you need "Kong the bubba breaker" to go in and 'tame' some of the more unruly inmates......and Arianna Huffington when you finally decide to let him free. Using your line mains with prod ends to cook your food directly from the inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 Good idea. I'm tired of things being overcooked on the outside and undercooked on the inside. Doing this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Depends: Only good if you have the touch for it and don't need your eyes...considering visors are so dark you can barely see what you're doing anyways...I guess it should be only a good idea if you're expert... because even WITH your eyes, if you suck at short arc stick welding, then it won't matter... Eating purple frogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Suicidal: Good. Otherwise: Bad. Throwing purple frogs and flaming monkey poo at your annoying neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Really bad. It gets you on the NRA's watchlist. Modifying your flamethrower to fire hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Does it have flammable incendiary and adhesive? In that case YES! Otherwise BAD--it'll clog everything. Pissing off a territorial male zebra during mating season if you're a Tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Eh, neutral. The Zebra will beat you up, but you'll kill it and eat it. Stealing every nuclear weapon in the entire world, at the exact same time, loading them all onto a rocket, and sending them straight into the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Neutral. The sun would just let out a little extra gas. Nominating me for a Jester Badge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Great idea. You could use a badge. ^_^ Swiping your nomination for that jester badge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Horrible idea. Resurrecting the dead for a for a party of fundeath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bad idea. They'd eat you. Eating your own words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bad idea. I don't exactly use the sweetest language. Enslaving all of LF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bad idea. Slave labor - you get what you pay for. Running around in a jet airplane while flailing your arms and screaming, "My overture is that you serve me for I am innocuous!" (JFTR, that was a reference to a news post by Shem awhile back) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I can see no flaw in that idea. Harnessing the power of a hurricane for the sole purpose of filling up your new pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Good idea. I hate waiting. Having your corpse stuffed and mounted upon death, with a recording which plays back your catchphrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Who told you about that!!!!!1!! Erm, I mean uh... Nevermind. Launching all garbage on earth into the sun, forever removing landfill problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Neutral: I'm not sure yet of the ramifications of doing that. Frying different forms of manure in an oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bad idea. You might wanna just take my word on that. Crank calling the white house from a pay phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bad idea: not only not affordable but even if you could, the CIA would pinpoint it in like, 30 seconds of the connection. If you are a bird, dropping walnuts into roads so cars run over them and break their hard shells, so that you can swoop down when safe and take the edible nuts and get fat that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 Bad idea. They'de taste like road. Crossover slash fiction. (don't worry, I'll never do that. While I have no problem writing gay, straight, or lesbian romance, I only use entirely original characters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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