Darth Avlectus Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Good idea: Those people at least need a little adrenaline surge. Who knows? Maybe some will have a heart attack. Cooking your food with prods powered from line outlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 Good idea, as long as you keep yourself insulated. Opening a restaurant called The Microwavery, in which all the cooking is done exclusively by microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Povided what is being cooked is NOT: -Live small animals directly -non-microwaveable -Healthy Choice TV dinner vegetables (I got a mild to moderate intestinal blockage from that--basically constipation but still rather undigested and stuck in the small intestine somewhere close to the appendix) Then yes, good idea. Doing Parkour maneuvers in a meat grinding factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 Bad idea, one slip and you're soylent green (not quite, pretty much). Punching the Punchmaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Depends: As it was intended good idea... Full on? Bad idea: FAILCON punch. (Are you referring to *that* failblog video? I just saw it for the first time this weekend! ) Doing the same bike jump over the cactus pit, while bound to a bungee rope, only this time with the bungee tied to your nads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 22, 2010 Author Share Posted August 22, 2010 Bad idea, even if you survive, you're eligible for a Darwin Award. Legally changing your name to God and then attracting the attention of the Westboro Baptist Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Neutral. Although I am a firearm owner, I still wouldn't want them picketing my home whenever I have friends over for a dance. Legally changing your name to Westboro Baptist Church and attracting the attention of the aforementioned lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Bad idea. They wouldn't hate you, but everyone else would. Keeping a wolf as a pet and claiming it's a Husky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Good idea, been there done that. One of the best pets you can have if you know how to raise it. (Just popping in to say hello and check messages. ) Taking a grinder to a surface that will spark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 13, 2010 Author Share Posted September 13, 2010 Good idea, everyone loves a good lightshow. An insurance policy that covers wilful destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Good for the Insuree, notsomuch for the Insurer. Taking out a huge insurance policy on your neighbor's car, then totaling it with a steamroller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 Good idea, the insurance should be more than enough to bribe your neighbour's lawyer. Hiring Cliff Eidelman to compose your own personal soundtrack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Only good if you could afford it. Confessing your addiction to furries at a PETA conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Good idea, it shows your love of animals. Wearing Lady Gaga's Meat Dress to a PETA conference, especially if you're a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Good idea, you're recycling the dress so fewer animals suffer for fashion. Making your own meat dress and having a meat dress fashion show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Good idea, then bring THAT to PETA eating a school, hoping you will learn everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Excellent idea: Those who learn the most are said to be "hungriest" for the knowledge. Wearing a thong of meat to a PETA sponsored fashion show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Good idea. You can insult them, while making them unwilling to remove it from you in the process. After all, they'd rather see that meat than yours. Throwing dead, freshly skinned, rabbits at a PETA protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 Bad idea, they can get pretty aggressive. Professing your love of cannibalism at a PETA conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Neutral. They probably wouldn't care so long as you don't eat animals. Showing up naked to PETA protests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Bad idea, they'd ask you to put the meat back on. going to a PETA meeting with a freahly made snake skin jacket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Good idea. Not only will you anger them, but you'll do it looking like a bad*ss. Inviting your local PETA reps over, only to slaughter a cow while they watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Bad idea, they might slaughter you too. chase a cow with a butcher knife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 11, 2010 Author Share Posted October 11, 2010 Bad idea, cows can defend themselves. Giving the sequel to Kick-Ass the title Kill-Ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 good idea, maybe people will go see it making a movie about the subatomic properties of the atom of every element Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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