Alkonium Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 If the hooker appears to be female, bad idea. If the hooker appears to be male and not crossdressing, good idea. Running around punching random people while singing the Russell Crowe song while not being Russell Crowe. Born in New Zealand in '64, A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe, He loves to act, but he loves one thing more: FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD! He fights his directors and he fights his fans, It's a problem noone understands, If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and... FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD! Making movies, making music and FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD! Rusell Crowe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Good idea if you're a badass, Bad idea if you're a wuss. Inevitably, though, someone is going to shoot you so... Dropping a cell phone in the toilet that's not yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 Bad idea, whether you mean the cell phone or the toilet. Driving to Mordor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Bad Idea: Don't you know how many orcs are their this season claiming the ring for myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 Only if you're also in the mood for a swim in the Fires of Amon Amarth, also known as Mount Doom. Microwaving a block of wood and a sheet of tinfoil and the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Working Class Hero Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Good idea. I'm always interested in seeing physical changes. (or would that be chemical changes? I get so confused ) Asking Alkonium why so many of his ideas involve microwaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Good idea: he's an evil genius and he'll pants ya if you're not careful! Hax launching a monitor into this thing: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Sure, see how many monitors it takes to kill the people in the fake pool. Playing russian roulette w/Pinhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good idea: if you're using ammo that will turn into a mini-sun you'll exile him back to hell--assuming the shot is fired. *loads all chambers* Hiring Bruce Campbell to demolish Pyron from Darkstalkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good idea, if noone can do it, he can. Introducing yourself to everyone as King Steve the Oblivious of Jiffylubistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Bad idea, you're already weird enough and shouldn't invite even more abuse. Telling a 300 lb 6'8" customer that he's truly a moron amongst morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Could be a Good idea or Bad idea. Depends on whether or not you got a taser gun, and if he goes ballistic on your ass. Training your pet monkey to throw flaming doody at everyone that passes by your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good idea......till YOU pass by your own house. Upgrading the monkey army from trebuchets to howitzers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Definitly a good idea. High speed flaming doody coming right at ya. Me ordering the Monkey Army to fire the flaming doody at Totenkopf's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good idea. I'll trap you in the house and they can burn it down so I get the insurance money. Been real knowin ya..... Putting border security in the hands of GTA's monkey army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good idea. There's bulletproof vests, but there aren't poop-proof vests. Barging into a church/synagogue/mosque/temple during a sermon and shouting "I AM YOUR GOD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Bad idea: Have you watched that one episode of family guy where Peter tried to be a douchebag to the Jews? --Don't say I didn't warn ya. Pissing off Bill Goldberg by vandalizing all of his cars before hot august nights and then hoping Keith and Ed can stop him...I mean that Ed can box and used to play football a long time ago, and Keith works out all the time to maintain his pretty boy looks and must really know everything about football because he is also a commentator...Those two can take on Billy G no problem right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Bad idea, there's no way of knowing they'll even try to intervene. An Ice Cream flavour called Heavenly Hashish, made with real Hashish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Good idea, I think GTA games incorporate something like that already. Good until the cops come after you. Launching a toilet bomb full of barbs from a barbed wire fence strand into the house of that "ultimate freakout" kid's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Bad idea. That'd be enough for that kid to snap. Lady Gaga becoming the spokesperson for Twinings Tea, and Twinings naming a new flavour after her. (Note: this is actually happening, apparently) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bad Idea! BAD IDEA! Twinings Tea will never be the same. Grace Jones kicking Lady Gaga's ass for being a copycat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Good idea. Celebrity deathmatch needs more content. Suppositories in flavors like cool glacier, tingly vanilla, and hot cinnamon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 Unless you're eating the suppositories, pointless idea. If you are, good idea. Sneaking into the WBC and replacing every instance of the word "HATE" on their picket signs with the word "LOVE". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Bad idea, they'll just sue you. Going to a job interview for a job you don't really want working for the federal government. More specifically, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Bad idea. Why would I want to work for the Canadian Government. God bless 'Merica! Posting inflammatory pro-Mac comments on a PC-tech board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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