CommanderQ Posted May 7, 2009 Posted May 7, 2009 Nuetral. Depends on it's use. It could be a powerful ally...or enemy:D A teddy bear that handles all of your jobs and problems. With independent AI.
Alkonium Posted May 8, 2009 Author Posted May 8, 2009 Bad idea. You know how robots get when they become self-aware. Non-drowsy sleeping pills.
CommanderQ Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Bad idea, one might get confused if they were going to sleep or not, so they'd continue taking pills, and then it'd be too late.... Cough drops...from a can!
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Good idea, some ass wipe can spaz out and choke. Cavity searching Mr and Mrs Anderson.
Totenkopf Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Good idea on Mrs. Anderson, not so good on Mr Anderson. Running your factory w/a bunch of oompa loompas.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Good idea, we all need a factory operated and run by ruthlessly efficient little orange skinned musical dwarves who become obnoxious when somebody screws something up. Inviting Harlan Williams to your wedding--and hoping he won't **** it up.
CommanderQ Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Bad idea, we all know Harlan Williams is unable to resist the urge.... Riding a Tiger tank onto some world leader's front lawn.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Good idea: somebody needs a good shake-up. To a cute and cuddly looking family of badgers, doing the one eye'd pirate look and like porky pig saying: addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb-addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb.
Jedi_Man Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Bad Idea, that noise is the National Badger War Call. Coming up with a better name for yourself, via a machine.
CommanderQ Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Bad idea, they have feelings too, and are not afraid to act on them. Dancing up and down at a random bar in the middle of China.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Depends. Are their qi-pao wearing honeys who will pay you to dance? If yes, then yes; If no...you're gonna get laughed out of there. Setting Jason Voorhees loose in a Manhattan PD building.
CommanderQ Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Bad idea. Manhattan may explode of the strangeness of that accident. Giving Arnold Schwartzeneggar an Uzi and set him loose on some strange animal in Columbia...near the rebels...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 ^^^ Neurtral...what kind of rebels? Ahhnuld w/ an uzi would still be cool, though. Finding some honeys in kimonos and going on a boobie-grabbing fest!!! :D:D
Jedi_Man Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 GOOOOOODD!! Until they get their mace out. Becoming immune to mace, axe, and all forms of irritants.
Alkonium Posted May 9, 2009 Author Posted May 9, 2009 Good idea, unless you want to die. Using Magic Mushrooms to make Mushroom soup.
CommanderQ Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Bad idea. You might die of an overdose. Using a magical staff to use magical powers to summon some random magical dragon, which will magically fight for you in a magically filled quest of magic....
Darth Avlectus Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Bad idea: what if you're in a china shop when you do it? All that mess and all that green you're gonna have to pay. Finding a n00b to teabag.
TriggerGod Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Bad Idea. They might bite. Wouldn't want that now, would we? Finding a n00b to teabag who can't bite or hit back.
Totenkopf Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Bad idea. Crimes against the handicapped are looked upon dimly. Perhaps you should have said "won't". Trying to take over the world if you have the ability and resources to do so.
CommanderQ Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Good Idea, at least....for me....{joke} Actually, neutral, because...if you take over the World, you're gonna have a lot of enemies. And once the world war is over, then coems the war against the resistance, and then after that, the war of politics, and then after that.....you have to clean up the mess. So make sure if you have the proper resources:D Taking over another planet.
Alkonium Posted May 10, 2009 Author Posted May 10, 2009 Bad idea. We'd be charging into unfamiliar territory, with no defense against all the disease that the locals built an immunity to long ago. A magazine called WTF Weekly.
Jedi_Man Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 AAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pure and simple. Being able to transform into an animal of your choosing.
CommanderQ Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Bad idea. How would you transform back? Brainwashing all of the animals to obey you.
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Bad idea; it would be too many for your finite, mortal mind to keep track of all of them. Feeding the tiger at the zoo.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Good idea if it included feeding off annoying bounty hunters. Neutral otherwise. Cheapshot knocking a train crewman (those buff dudes) unconscious and hogtying the mofo...then when he wakes up performing Chinese water torture on him until you have broken him of his mind.
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