Darth Avlectus Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Someone else would have come up with beam swords but I'm not sure anything could replace what hole would be left behind--not scary just dreadful. America ceding its power to the UN and whatever we get taxed ends up going to poorer nations--and we can't get rid of it.
Totenkopf Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 That wouldn't be scary so much as maddening.....in more ways than one. You're stuck in a shower w/no exit and are scalded severly before anyone can help you.
purifier Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 ^^^^ Uuuh! (I think I've had that happen before.) Naw, but seriously....that would make my old ticker race like crazy. I don't know about anybody else but that would be scary to and old fart like me. How about this: You lose...... Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) YOUR CELL PHONE! *Psycho music plays in the background* And you cannot find it ever.....again.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 1, 2009 Posted December 1, 2009 ^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me. Being forced to watch elderly people have their constipation "manually resolved".
purifier Posted December 1, 2009 Posted December 1, 2009 ^^^ GOOD LORD! Really not scary but more like torture. _________________________________________________________________ ^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me. Yeah, neither do I. But you'd be surprise as to how teenage girls these days would react to something like that actually happening to them....they go friggin' apes**t. Oh, and I believe ya. Already seen it. NICE! _________________________________________________________________ A large asteroid (city size) coming directly at you from the sky, at several thousands mph. (Hmmm, not even enough time for you to reach down between your legs and kiss your own a$$ goodbye.)
Totenkopf Posted December 1, 2009 Posted December 1, 2009 Likely not enough time to get terrified, as you note beneath. Having to make love to Sarah Boyle with the lights on in front of the American Idol audience.
Alkonium Posted December 2, 2009 Author Posted December 2, 2009 I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle, and if so, I'd find it more awkward just to have sex in front of an audience, but that could be said regardless of who I'm having sex with. Finding out that you're actually me with amnesia.
Totenkopf Posted December 2, 2009 Posted December 2, 2009 I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle.. Yeah, right letter, wrong name. oops....
Darth Avlectus Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 ^^^^^^ Scary, you didn't have something to say like your wise arse usually does. What's a matter, fleas in your pants? Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed.
Tobias Reiper Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed. Don Corleone is NOT a man to ask for a favor twice. Being trapped in a small room with no doors and surround sound that constantly plays the song 'Video Games' by the Blackout Band. To see this horror, watch dis: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
purifier Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 ^^^^^ *sigh* Well thanks alot TR, now I'll be hearing and singing the friggin' song in my head all day now. Probably tomorrow too. Btw, not scary...just annoying. How about this: Waking up to find a "necrophiliac" on top of you, doing his/her thing, because they thought you were a corpse. But really you are just paralyzed, head to toe, except for your facial muscles. (Hey!..Hey!...Heeeyyy!...I'm still alive goddamnit!)
Darth Avlectus Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 Not so scary: I do that to myself all the time. Waking up to realize you have been jacked of all your money and credit for reals.
Totenkopf Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Maybe you need to stop sleeping w/hookers. Finding out that you'll be the main course for a group of cannibals and you can't escape it.
purifier Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 ^^^^ Cannibal 1 to Cannibal 2: Hmph! Every part of this one taste like old wrinkled man a$$. If I really couldn't get away, that would probably scare me sh*tless. In ROTJ, just like one of the characters in the movie (and I mean for real), you fall into the mouth of Sarlacc in the desert of Tatooine. And you are being very slowly desolved/digested by Sarlacc's internal acid fibers for food. Their is no escape either.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 *Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy* Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF! ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either. .......You were saying? Vice City actually having cleaned up its act of all organized crime.
Trench Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 ^ Sounds good to me. The GTA franchise disappearing from existence.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Since you weren't specific to what degree I cannot say. I guess I'd just be SaintsRow:SWcity...or some other name. Being stuck in a small claustrophobic room full of old people who can't stop going diarrhea and you are going to drown.
purifier Posted December 15, 2009 Posted December 15, 2009 Luckly, I just happen to carry with me a small inflatable flotation boat..... which I activate.......it knocks the barricade/locked door down.......and I float my way out like on water rapids, through the narrow door.....oh, and the old people are hanging on for dear life too. Btw, that's really disgusting. *Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy* Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF! ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either. .......You were saying? Impressive. Obi Wan has taught you well....but you are not a Jedi yet. You are........ Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) IMPOTENT!!!! And, for the rest of your life. Viagra won't help either.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 Then I'd just get one of those formed internal pump things surgically installed. Being forced to watch ED on MSNBC for the next 10 years. Live and in person...and allowed to talk $^#% to your face.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 Not scary, more like...WTF? Why do I keep seeing this pop up here? I don't get it... A catfight of Nanci Pelosi vs that Guness World Records' "heaviest model" weighing in at 712 pounds.
CommanderQ Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 That would be terrifying, and if I thought about it, I would go blind from such terror. George Lucas deciding to write the next star wars {by himself, no help, mind you} with lots of stupid romantic subplots and bad dialogue.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 Confusing... Looking up a woman's dress to see.........
Totenkopf Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 I think I'd merely do a 2x take and then.....maybe....lmao. Finding the above was what was up your girlfriend's dress.
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