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Someone else would have come up with beam swords but I'm not sure anything could replace what hole would be left behind--not scary just dreadful.

 

America ceding its power to the UN and whatever we get taxed ends up going to poorer nations--and we can't get rid of it.

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^^^^

 

Uuuh! (I think I've had that happen before.) Naw, but seriously....that would make my old ticker race like crazy. I don't know about anybody else but that would be scary to and old fart like me. :thmbup1:

 

 

How about this:

 

You lose......

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YOUR CELL PHONE!

*Psycho music plays in the background*

 

And you cannot find it ever.....again.

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^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.

 

 

Being forced to watch elderly people have their constipation "manually resolved".

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^^^

GOOD LORD! Really not scary but more like torture.

 

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^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.

 

Yeah, neither do I. But you'd be surprise as to how teenage girls these days would react to something like that actually happening to them....they go friggin' apes**t. Oh, and I believe ya. Already seen it. ;) NICE!

 

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A large asteroid (city size) coming directly at you from the sky, at several thousands mph.

 

:raise: (Hmmm, not even enough time for you to reach down between your legs and kiss your own a$$ goodbye.)

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I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle, and if so, I'd find it more awkward just to have sex in front of an audience, but that could be said regardless of who I'm having sex with.

 

Finding out that you're actually me with amnesia.

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Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed.

 

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Don Corleone is NOT a man to ask for a favor twice.

 

Being trapped in a small room with no doors and surround sound that constantly plays the song 'Video Games' by the Blackout Band.

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^^^^^

:urpdude::3pdance:

 

*sigh* Well thanks alot TR, now I'll be hearing and singing the friggin' song in my head all day now. :headbump Probably tomorrow too.

 

Btw, not scary...just annoying. :raise:

 

 

 

 

How about this:

 

Waking up to find a "necrophiliac" on top of you, doing his/her thing, because they thought you were a corpse. But really you are just paralyzed, head to toe, except for your facial muscles.

 

 

(Hey!..Hey!...Heeeyyy!...I'm still alive goddamnit!):eyeraise:

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^^^^

Cannibal 1 to Cannibal 2: Hmph! Every part of this one taste like old wrinkled man a$$.

 

If I really couldn't get away, that would probably scare me sh*tless. :raise:

 

 

 

In ROTJ, just like one of the characters in the movie (and I mean for real), you fall into the mouth of Sarlacc in the desert of Tatooine. And you are being very slowly desolved/digested by Sarlacc's internal acid fibers for food. Their is no escape either.

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*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*

Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!

ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.

.......You were saying? :smirk2:

 

 

Vice City actually having cleaned up its act of all organized crime.

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Since you weren't specific to what degree I cannot say. I guess I'd just be SaintsRow:SWcity...or some other name.

 

Being stuck in a small claustrophobic room full of old people who can't stop going diarrhea and you are going to drown.

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Luckly, I just happen to carry with me a small inflatable flotation boat..... which I activate.......it knocks the barricade/locked door down.......and I float my way out like on water rapids, through the narrow door.....oh, and the old people are hanging on for dear life too.

 

Btw, that's really disgusting.

 

 

 

 

*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*

Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!

ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.

.......You were saying? :smirk2:

 

Impressive. Obi Wan has taught you well....but you are not a Jedi yet. :raise::p

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are........

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IMPOTENT!!!! And, for the rest of your life. Viagra won't help either.
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That would be terrifying, and if I thought about it, I would go blind from such terror.

 

George Lucas deciding to write the next star wars {by himself, no help, mind you} with lots of stupid romantic subplots and bad dialogue.

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