Darth Avlectus Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 I don't have a GF, but I'd probably either laugh all the same or I'd do the typical "Euwgh!" reaction of the 2 boys who annoyed that principal so. Finding out you were being stalked by some creepy crazy old man for no logical reason.
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2010 Author Posted January 7, 2010 Creeped out, maybe. The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions Q-Bert: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Megaman: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Space Invaders: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Link: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Pac-Man: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show)
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions Q-Bert: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Megaman: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) That is...kind of disturbing... Is he on crack? Space Invaders: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) If it had all sorts of realistic textures like scales, fur, and oily slimy surface...maybe...but as is it just looks like something on south park... Link: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) I kind of like it. Pac-Man: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) That looks pretty cool actually. Reminds me of Chain Chomp from Super Mario bros. 3 actually. ======================================================== Getting hit on by this guy.
urluckyday Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 ^oh my god...what's worse is how much pain he'll be in if he decides to get that waxed. This is scary as an American... (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Okay. It's official. That scares me...it is symptomatic of a larger problem, too which is the source of the scariness. Hot does not = smart. Hence I really do like those women of danish and general viking descent as these women are beautiful, tough, and smart. The thought of "public" corporations being 95% of the market in all USA--with all the crap they are currently allowed ot get away with and worse and "given diplomatic immunity" as well so now you not only have capitalist abuses but government abuses and NOTHING you could do about it.
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2010 Author Posted January 14, 2010 I wouldn't be so much scared as much as thinking of ways to profit from it. Me singing "In The Mood" by Rush, and replacing "baby" in the chorus with your name.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 I'd find it amusing. A company called "Bunghole Liquors". (Get it? )
Totenkopf Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Not terrifying, just smirk-inducing. A company of big, smelly, and ugly butthole lickers coming after you....
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Time to unleash Bane's darkside protection. Anyone touching it wil age thousands of years in seconds and crumble. The ones smart enough to avoid it get their butt-licking heads blown off by my shotguns. A porno film called Barbie's horse adventure--and being required to watch it if in the filming on your property if you are to keep your house.
Totenkopf Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Well, the "horse" better just be a nickname for a short.....but hawt...female jockey. In that case, not scary at all (less Barbie is actually a horse ) Being told you have 10 seconds left to live.
Tobias Reiper Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Not terrifying. At least I get to go out just how I want to: By punching the person who said that in the face as hard as I can and then doing a dance while singing a song from some punk irish band. The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over. And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close. Or pause. And your computer button won't work either.
Alkonium Posted January 15, 2010 Author Posted January 15, 2010 I'll remember to not listen to that episode. Me joining the cast of LucasCast.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 ^^^Unsure actually. You got a darn purdy voice, though. (Watch out I hear they have a tendency to get all touchy feely. ) A mugen built from Gmod...and it has backgrounds of nude pictures...of YOU.
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2010 Author Posted January 19, 2010 Not Gmod! Being forced to watch "The Making of You", meaning you, specifically.
Tobias Reiper Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 Not Terrifying: I sleep at night, or in most cases, can't get to sleep because my cat won't stop nibbling my face and when I put her out of my room she just sits at the door pawing and meowing. Being forced to do the nasty with Arnold Schawrzenegger.
Alkonium Posted January 20, 2010 Author Posted January 20, 2010 I could use having done that as leverage against him. Having any kind of service performed for you by someone who keeps singing "I met her on the mountain, there I took her life. I met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my knife." to themselves.
Totenkopf Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Not terrifying, especially if you told that person to do so in the first place. Being lowered into a vat of acid over and over again as the flesh melts off your body, but the pain never seems to end. The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over. And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close. Or pause. And your computer button won't work either. There's always the plug.......you forgot about that.
Trench Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Meh. I have a low threshold for pain, so the first dip would probably end my misery. Waking up to see: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show)
Darth Avlectus Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Nah, I mean afterall, just call superballs to the rescue. Waking up to find this all over your bed:
purifier Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 No big deal...nuke the matress and sheets, take 1000 showers while scrubing your whole body down with a steel horse brush, and get exorcised along with holy water so many friggin' times, that the devil comes up from hell and pimpslaps your a$$ for being insanely repetitive. Yep...that outta do it. Getting a$$raped by your wookie friend..........several times. Because he really, really, likes you more than you thought.
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2010 Author Posted January 21, 2010 With me, it'd probably be consensual. Looking in the mirror to see: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show)
Totenkopf Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Maybe creepy. I'd wonder how the in the hell EmpDev had managed to track me down. Looking at that pic and realizing it was your wife and you'd only be able to make love to/have ANY sex with it and no one else for the rest of your life.
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2010 Author Posted January 22, 2010 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Looking at that pic and realising that it's somehow you.
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