Ztalker Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Mario and Luigi wanted for assaulting cab driver on Halloween night There goes big N's friendly image... Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 He takes drugs (so called "super mushrooms" and "fire flowers") all the time, breaks bricks with his bare hands all over Mushroom Kingdom and has curb stomped millions of Goombas to death... has Mario ever really been friendly?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 He takes drugs (so called "super mushrooms" and "fire flowers") all the time, breaks bricks with his bare hands all over Mushroom Kingdom and has curb stomped millions of Goombas to death... has Mario ever really been friendly?... Touché Curb stomping...Mushroom History X? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockhead Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 That wasn't Mario. That was Stalin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 He takes drugs (so called "super mushrooms" and "fire flowers") all the time, breaks bricks with his bare hands all over Mushroom Kingdom and has curb stomped millions of Goombas to death... has Mario ever really been friendly?... I understand wearing a ninja costume, or bank robber costume when you beat someone up, but Super Mario Brothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I just find it funny that they have to explain who the Mario Brothers are. /facepalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 There goes big N's friendly image... Yes, there goes Nintendo image because some people not affiliated with Nintendo committed a crime. Reminds of the time when Star Wars lost it's image when someone dressed up as Darth Vader held up a movie theater. That wasn't Mario. That was Stalin. If you look closely at the flag he jumps on, you can see that it's really the Soviet flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 Yes, there goes Nintendo image because some people not affiliated with Nintendo committed a crime. Reminds of the time when Star Wars lost it's image when someone dressed up as Darth Vader held up a movie theater. I wasn't being serious big N lost it's innocence when they named their console after urine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 No, Nintendo lost its innocence long before then... in one of their games you perform an abortion People who know what I'm talking about will rush in here to explain, I'm sure. Well... that and Birdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I always felt that SMB3 was the more surreal and non-sequitur installment of the series; they used so many "eyes" on the props; hills, clouds, even blocks. The Tanooki suit was even more absurd: how could a raccoon-clad man have the ability to morph into a statue at free will? It's not too difficult to conclude that peyote was involved in the development process... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I blame Mario and Luigi's parents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Ah man. I *knew* this was going to hit Ahto. HEADLINE: The Mario Bros. take on armed robbery into their resume! Nintendo is gonna be pissed--or at least have something to say about it one way or another. ...Man, how things change as you grow up and view things through different eyes. Princess getting kidnapped by Bowser so many times...... By 8th grade I began to see the pattern there and it lost its innocence for me... If you catch my drift. In case you don't, here's a hint: "Je-rry! Je-rry! Je-rry!" No, Nintendo lost its innocence long before then... <snip> Wha? Abortion stuff? Well... that and Birdo Ah, that one. From the SMB2 booklet: This boss is orstro, but he likes to be called "birdetta" . Actually, come to think of it there is plenty of abortion-esque stuff throughout all the games if you just look for it. Amongst other things. >.> I always felt that SMB3 was the more surreal and non-sequitur installment of the series; they used so many "eyes" on the props; hills, clouds, even blocks. The Tanooki suit was even more absurd: how could a raccoon-clad man have the ability to morph into a statue at free will? It's not too difficult to conclude that peyote was involved in the development process... You know, I always did kind of wonder about that one. And the last level with Bowser Statues that fire multi-spectral lasers from their mouths sort of has a Pink Floyd Concert ring to it in the beginning, there. You know the games have never been the same, since. Kind of distasteful in some ways if you ask me, but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 @ GTA: I was talking about EarthBound (Mother 2)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Unfortunately I never played that one. =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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