Zoom Rabbit Posted March 16, 2014 Posted March 16, 2014 I have my team of aborigines scrubbing the blood off the seat backs and repainting the fuselage even now. We should be ready for shipment as soon as the ukrainian war breaks out and the heat--so to speak--dies down. Interested parties meet 'Bardox' at the Drunken Weasel bar in Dakkar, senegal on friday night. He's there for closing, and should not be looked directly in his one eye.
Ray Jones Posted March 16, 2014 Posted March 16, 2014 and is there a stewardess availablle to move it around, so Roy and me can grab the bootze at any given point of time?
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 I always keep the booze in the cockpit. Why share?
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 Am I a pilot?!? I have flown the kessel run, out zigged many zags and bloodied the Empire's nose with the loss of many cruisers. I have landed on top of the St. Louis arch. The wind itself fears my name, for it knows I can outrace it. And I have guns. Yes. Big guns in the sky, and missiles to enforce my every whim--! No, I guess I'm not a pilot at all. But with rum as my copilot and the russian punk rock band Pussy Riot as flight crew, we'll figure this thing out together. Now where's the gas pedal?
RoyTordesLegend Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Zig and Zag were brilliant. And I miss 'The Big Breakfast'
Ray Jones Posted March 18, 2014 Posted March 18, 2014 In germany we had The Digedags, with Dig and Dag.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 18, 2014 Author Posted March 18, 2014 Roy: is that british? Good lord! Now I understand what the american revolution was all about... I guess the closest thing we have here in the US is squidbillies: Which explains why our key production industries now are whiskey and ammunition.
RoyTordesLegend Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Zig and Zag were brilliant, they even had a hit single....which I remember grooving to in the nightclubs as a wee under age young scamp. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 20, 2014 Author Posted March 20, 2014 Well, if they have a discotheque that's different! My friend Snowball wants to go there and (quote) 'Sell a pocketfull and hit that booty twice.'
RoyTordesLegend Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 your friend 'Snowball'? Snowball? This is sounding increasingly shady Zoom.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 24, 2014 Author Posted March 24, 2014 Indeed. Snowball said that you'd say that, and that you would know what to make of this cartoon: How do you explain this, sir?
RoyTordesLegend Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 That is not my goat, and I have never seen any of those men before.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 28, 2014 Author Posted March 28, 2014 That goat says he knows you, and has photos of you at a pub called the Twisty Badger. Furthermore, analysis of the satellite data indicates you were either in Ipswich that night or on a course somewhere over the gulf of Tonkin... (Like how I tied that back in? No? Too Bad.) The price of the 777 is going up. It seems expenses doubled when we had to take a submarine to the indian ocean to dump 'wreckage.' Also, silencing every qualified satellite data analyst in the world is proving expensive--even when the cost is reduced to one bullet apiece. We may have to move the sale to e-bay.
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 6, 2014 Author Posted April 6, 2014 Say, is that snow leopard fur lining? Nice. I'd like to send one to the President of the United States!
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 Speaking of which, I once met Keith Harris and Orville. Orville is a hell of a guy, although I can't help thinking Keith is a tad on the controlling side.
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Wow this thread ran it's course in 2014. I'm impressed guys. I feel like I'm a bit late to this party.
Skinkie Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 Time is relative, anyway. That's just the booze talking. Now quit hogging it all
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 13, 2015 Author Posted May 13, 2015 Regard for your bemusement this informative dance video from India. ...Always bring your protective cover.
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