Sabretooth Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Good evening, brothers and sisters. This is where you may discuss the Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League. As you may see, we support transparency, freedom and liberty, unlike our poor competitors the SSPP, who choose to conspire behind locked doors and dingy cellars.
Samuel Dravis Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Yes, those cave-dwellers are sure to oppress the people of Ahto. I applaud your candidacy, sabre! You are a beacon of light amongst the vile darkness that is the campaign trail!
jrrtoken Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 We need a party mascot. We must have an animal with immense tenacity yet with great humbleness. That is why I propose using the majestic animal, Sir Aloysius Snuffleupagus: He'd look better if he wore a Soviet ushanka.
Sabretooth Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 True Anarchy needs no mascot, my Pasty friend! True Anarchy needs the support of men and women such as yourself, noble men and women who actively wish for a BETTER FUTURE, for a CLEARER FUTURE.
Ztalker Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 ...and who spam Ahto full of righteous propaganda! The fools copy us every time. If this was an election based on originality, we would have won already. PS: I need to inspire the next generation of DSMALL. My job as a teacher is getting in the way. Propaganda on hiatus till tomorrow/this evening.
CommanderQ Posted November 12, 2008 Author Posted November 12, 2008 I have but one question, why Anarchy as your government? Soviet Russia thrived on rules, that is the reason Stalin and his comrades stayed in power, it was the use of rules. Wouldn't Anarchy be counter-productive?
CommanderQ Posted November 12, 2008 Author Posted November 12, 2008 I'm a journalist, I ask questions like the one below...
Sabretooth Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 Brothers and Sisters, I'd like you to meet our newest member: the illustrious EMPEROR DEVON. I'd also like to announce the addition of MARGLABARSH to our ever-growing roster of slogans. MARGLABARSH
Ztalker Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 MARGLABARSH And welcome Devon! You old evil scheme meister!
Ztalker Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 19:44 local time: 5/24 total votes 20,83% WE CAN WIN THIS HANDLEBAR MARGLABARSH!! EDIT: Our leader voted for the GDP! OH NOES!
Sabretooth Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 The mark of a true leader is not being an able leader of his own men alone, but also the able leader of his opposition. And no greater truth might be made of these words, as I now present before you Surreal Anarchists CommanderQ and Chevron 7 Locke who have chosen to join our cause, after seeing the folly of voting for their deceptive leader, Darth InSidious. According to customary protocol, we may not allow them to be part of our Inner Circle, but there are DSMALL members nonetheless and no doubt trying hard to become respected and valued members of our community so that they too, may be contributive parts of the revered Inner Circle of the DSMALL. I wish you all to remember that the winner is never who has the most votes, but who has the most followers: he who knows the minds of his people, who follows the words of Marx and wins the hearts of the people, so that even the followers of the enemy join our cause triumphant. Thank you, all. Handlebar!
CommanderQ Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 Hi. How is everyone? Oh, thank you for welcoming us into the DSMALL, we are most appreciative.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 Thank you for letting me join. I hope to be a productive member of DSMALL.
Ztalker Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 Let's hope the next election won't be rigged. We will wait, we will be triumphant. MOOH.
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 That we will...that we will, perhaps a new form of government may soon rise....
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Tell me fellow DSMALL members...should we start a resistance against Insidious? Or should we hire a bounty hunter to take Insidious and his party members out of the picture? Or do we wait until the next election to try and get control? Or...we could simply fight it ou with Insidious and the other members of his corrupt party
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 Wait. Insidious is a girl? I didn't quite realize that....hmmm, but bounty hunters are weak...what we need is a MOOH!!! Powerful weapon of doom...the MOOH has been done before....well, not really. Massive Obstruction Obelisk Hat, yep, it's deadly:D That or we wait.
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