Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 f: He can. I whacked him with the sonic crowbar a few too many times. Um, is she? m: Chev? Yep. Hold on, wouldn't your Evil Chev be in this reality?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 30, 2008 Author Posted December 30, 2008 *Chev rematerializes* She's smart. I'm able to travel from universe to universe so i'm guessing she has that same ability. She wants to wipe us out across ever reality, so it's safe to assume she's gonna start with yours. If she thinks that your world's evil chev is MIA, she'll do her best to either fill his shoes...or find him and combine forces with him. *Evil Chev materializes in the bar, rips a few strands of the female Alkonium's hair out, and then dematerializes* I really hate that lady...she's most likely on her way to your reality as we speak. The Chev from your world doesn't seem to be very responsible...I stopped materializing in other people's TARDIS's months ago. I'm gonna go and have a little chat with him... *Chev snaps her fingers and her TARDIS appears, Chev jumps in and it dematerializes*
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 m: Girl-me, if you give me a strand of your hair, I can use it to guide my TARDIS into your world, and you can use your TARDIS to get back there yourself. f: Makes sense. *Alkonium cuts out a strand of her hair, and gives it to Alkonium, who takes it into his TARDIS* *both Alkoniums enter their TARDISes, and set course for the parallel world*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 30, 2008 Author Posted December 30, 2008 (A few minutes earlier) *Evil Chev materializes and immediatly blasts a hole in the Alternate HQ* Time to find out what happended to my alternate self *Alternate CQ runs out to stop her, Evil Chev simply picks her up and slams her into a wall* Normally, I would kill you but i'm in a rush today *Evil Chev acceses the computer files on the alternate Evil Chev, after a few minutes of searching she finds the files* Perfect *Evil Chev dematerializes, leaving the alternate CQ badly wounded* *Chev appears right as she dematerializes and follows her* I'm coming for you! This time, there is no escape! *Chev and Evil Chev appear in the middle of the time vortex and they see a man encased in temperal energies* Evil Chev: at last...my alternate! *Evil Chev puts her hand on the alternate Evil Chev's prison and it begins to glow with a strange blue white light* No!!! *Chev launches herself at Evil Chev, Evil Chev grabs her, cracks her over the head, knocking her out, and then throws her off into the vortex* The alternate chev's prison is now gone, the alternate Chev is up and stretching his legs* It's good to finally be free of the foul prison *sees Evil Chev* You are my alternate I presume? How'd you guess? I was imprisoned, not deaf. You know what must be done? we need to wipe them out across every reality. Exactly. *The two Chev's dematerialize, leaving Chev out cold in the middle of the vortex*
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 *both Alkoniums arrive at the scene* m: Who is she exactly? f: CQ. I'll get her into the Zero Room in my TARDIS. m: We might as well get going. No Chev ever leaves a trail. *snaps his fingers, and the TARDIS doors open* m: Evil Chev has probably gone back to my universe. We'll take my TARDIS, it'll be faster getting it back to its own universe. We'll just have to take CQ with us. He'll be in for a bit of a shock when he sees her.
CommanderQ Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Wait...the alternate me is female? I will have to talk to myself to learn what I can about the alternate universe... *looks at violent scene before him* Heh, myself just got beaten up! How is that possible.... *begins rubbing arms because they hurt*
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 *both Alkoniums carry the Alternate CQ into HQ* f:That's CQ in this universe? Wow, he's hot. m: Wow, you really are me, but more to the point, CQ, this is me, from a parallel universe. And the unconscious girl is you from the same parallel universe. Don't ask us how there can be a parallel universe like that, we really don't know.
CommanderQ Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Oh...well, that's interesting...alternate universes, heh, whadya know alternate universes... *rubs head* So, the girl is you, too? Ahhh....so, we've all been alternated, the other you is pretty hot-erm..cool, yeah:D Eh hem, so, are we going to kill Chev's evil self because our other selfs have just gotten beaten up some way or another?
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 f:No, it was just my universe's you who got beaten up. We took her with us in the TARDIS because she was badly wounded, and my HQ looked deserted.
CommanderQ Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Ahhhh...ummm...that makes sense......*grabs beer can*
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 m: You know, for a time traveller, you're way too easily confused. f: She's like that in my universe too. m: Try to wake up the other you, see if she remembers anything. We're going after Evil Chev.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 *Chev wakes up in the middle of the time vortex* Owww... I really hate that woman... *Chev tries to dematerialize but it doesn't work* Crap *Chev attempts to dematerialize again and again but it appears her TARDIS functions were knocked out of comission* This certainly isn't good *A TARDIS materializes around Chev and then dematerializes with Chev inside it* Thanks for picking me up! *A figure comes out of the shadows* Not a problem! *The figure comes out of the shadows to revel the Alternate Chev* Holy crap! You look like me when I was a chick! And you look like me when I was a man!
CommanderQ Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 *Begins laughing hysterically while wielding a super-heavy blaster cannon* Let's go hunting evil Chev's!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAH!
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 f: If I enter in the basecode for Chev's TARDIS, we should at least be able to get a communication link. *she then keys in a code into the TARDIS console* f: Chev? Are you out there?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 *Both Chev's hear their names called over the TARDIS* *They both answer at the same time then glare at each other* Yeah I am! Evil Chev knocked me out and left me in the vortex, your Chev just picked me up! I have good news and bad news. The Good news is that I think i'm all set to go after Evil Chev! What's the bad news? My world's Evil Chev let your Evil Chev loose, they seem to have joined forces and i've lost their trail. they seem to be able to heal themselves, and they are really really angry. I'm gonna go find your version of the rest of the guys *TARDIS dematerializes*
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 f: My universe's CQ is safe with this world's version of her. But my base looked deserted.
CommanderQ Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 Oy curumba....the base is deserted? Oh well, we'll just nuke-erm....occupy it temporarily...before..umm....disposing of all uneccesary items...ahem...
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 m: CQ, Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on the other you?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 *Chev begins lecturning her alternate* It's your fault that your world is in danger! If you hadn't materializes inside your Alkonium's TARDIS, then my Evil Chev would most likely still be stuck in my world! It's not my fault! I wasn't trying to dmeaterialize, I was reading El Goonish Shive and my TARDIS functions activated, I still don't know why. Hmmm... You think you know why my TARDIS functions disabled themselves? I have an idea.... Tell me! Shut up! Now...After I used the TF gun on myself I had trouble with dematerializing and materializing after I used it. it seems to happen randomly from time to time, I've got the problem under control, but it appears that you don't have that problem under control yet. Makes sense...so your saying I should change back into a chick untile I get his problem under control? Yep *the alternate Chev pulls out a TF gun and changes herself back* Alternate Chev: Wow, we look like twins! That we do. Chev: We should start looking for your world's version of the rest of the guys. I guess... *Both Chev's dematerialize*
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 f: She may be a hot chick, but she's still you. Do you have any idea what the implications of that would be? And don't get me started on the Blinovich Limitation Effect. m: She's right. CQ, you may be very attractive as a man or a woman, but don't even think about acting on any attraction to your other self.
CommanderQ Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 That would be very very strange indeed....me attracted to myself? Completely vain....of course, a strange possiblity that I must avoid, due to the unknown affects....
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 m: If it makes you feel any better, it would be heterosexual attraction to yourself, which might just raise further questions under different circumstances.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 *back in the reguler HQ, Chev's emergency Hologram activates* Warning dimensional breach detected! Warning Dimensional breach detected! Arm yourselves, arm yourselves! *Tedd from El Goonish Shive appears in a blast of light and hands Alkonium a box* Could you deliver this to Chev? I owe her for something *Tedd dissapears in a flash of light*
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