Chevron 7 locke Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 Chev's Fax machine narrows it eyes and begins printing* I see I have no choice *TARDIS materializes around the female Chev, then dematerializes with her in it.* Chev's Fax Machine: I'm doing this for our universe *TARDIS rematerializes in Female CQ's regular universe then falls into a sun with her in it* *TARDIS and female Chev are both destroyed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 M: Ummmm......*begins Tardis and goes back in time and saves F CQ before the destruction and returns* Now everything is back to normal:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 *Chev's fax machine growls at them.* it seems I will have to destroy you both to save the universe* *Chev's fax machine knocks them both out, materializes a TARDIS around them both, Dematerializes the TARDIS and launches it into a sun where it is destroyed along with both CQ's* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 *Activates Tardis before hitting the sun and go back to the fax machine's past, where they destroy it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Come to think of it, we could do with something to call the other CQ to avoid confusing her with the one from this universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Hmmm...ideas anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 * Chev's toaster Ovan tries to strangle the female CQ with it's cord* Paradox must be averted! Paradox must be averted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 *Cuts the toaster oven with a pair of scissors* This is getting out of hand. *drops an EMP grenade inside Chev's quarters* That should solve that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 *Chev's cell phone detects the EMP grenade and sends one last message* Message to Chev: Female CQ is causing problems throughout history, If these actions are continued, there is a 90 percent probability that a Paradox will occur, the two CQ's have already destroyed the computer, the fax machine, and have just dropped and EMP grenade in your quarters. this will be the last transmission before all of your equipment is destroyed. *Deep in a dimensional pocket, while engaged in battle with entity zero zero one, Chev recieves the message* Chev: Those idiots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 *sends a message to Chev* If it makes you feel any better, I was the one with the EMP grenade, not them. And all those things attacked them first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 *In a dimensional pocket, Ten thousand Chevs, each from a different reality are fighting a single massive stone figure.* Chev 1: Zero Zero one has managed to break through the defense lines! Everyone pull back! Chev 2: We need to stop it here! We were responsible for it's creation, the least we can do is stop it before it escapes! Chev 1: How are we supposed to stop it?! It's taken everything we've thrown at it and given it back to us a thousandfold! Chev 2: We leave that to the smart ones *Shows a small command bunker where a small group of about nine Chev's are throwing ideas to one another on how to stop the creature* Smart Chev 1: We could hit it all at one, try and break it apart. Smart Chev 2: That wouldn't work, the pieces would just reform and attack again. Smart chev 1: Then we destroy it while it's reforming. Smart Chev 2: That still wouldn't work! We could never nail all the pieces in time, and the pieces would just reform again and again. *Any further discussion is cut off by the plasma ray that hits the bunker* *Entity Zero Zero one breaks through the defense lines and moves to the command line where the regular Chev is* Regular Chev: Report! Chev 3: Zero Zero one managed to break through the defense lines and it on it's way to the command bunker, we need to stop it somehow! Chev 4: We've lost 20 percent of our forces, the remaining Chevs are in retreat Regular Chev: Can we really blame them? this thing is way to strong to fight, I'm sorry, I can't promise any of you that we'll stop it in time, What we need now...is a miracle Chev 3: What can we do? Regular Chev: I'll try and hold it off, While i'm fighting it, I want you and the other Chev's to meet in my universe, my Alkonium might be able to come up with a way to stop it. Do you understand me? Chevs 3 and 4: Yes...Good Luck Regular Chev: Thanks *regular Chev dematerializes and rematerializes at high speeds heading for entity Zero Zer One, while Chevs 3 and 4 sound the retreat order* Regular Chev: It's A Nice Day To Staaaaaart Again!! *Chev slams into Zero Zero One at high speeds and managed to knock it over, but the stone body breaks most of her bones* Regular Chev: Owwww... *Entity Zero Zero One is trying to get back up on it's feet* *A figure obscured by the sun light extends his hand to Chev* ????: Need some help? Regular Chev: Who are you? *The sun light is blocked and we see that the figure is none other then Chuck Norris, An Army Of Chuck Norrises behind Him* Chuck Norris: You just sit down and rest, we'll handle this thing Regular Chev: Is there really another fist under your beard? Regular Chuck Norris: Just watch *Regular Chuck Norris pulls up his beard slightly, and a fist flies out and nails Entity Zero Zero One* *All the Chuck Norrises straighten their hats and Begin round house kicking Entity Zero Zero One. The creature staggers under their attack and tries to hit them with a plasma beam. The regular Chuck Norris simply smirks, raises his hand and the beam is deflected and hits the creature* All the Chuck Norrises: Time To End This. *Everyone one of the Chuck Norrises roundhouse kick it at the same time, the sheer power of the kick sends the creature flying through the dimensional breach and sends it flying into the great void between realities* *All the Chuck Norrises raise their hats, bow to Chev and then vanish as quickly as they appeared* *All of the Chev's return to their own reality except for Regular chev who is too badly wounded to move, her lungs are crushed and she can barely breath* *Chev uses the last of her strength to dematerialize, then rematerialize in HQ* Owwwwww.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 M: What? The Chuck Norris' are on our side? Heh, we're invincible. F: Agreed. He has the gift of beard. M: *Starts growing beard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 10, 2009 Author Share Posted January 10, 2009 *Chuck Norris appears* We are not on your side, we're on whatever side Chev is on, we owe her a couple of times over. *Chuck Norris disappears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 10, 2009 Author Share Posted January 10, 2009 *Chev rematerializes in HQ and limps to the medical bay* That is the last time I experiment with stones and plasma rays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I don't see how combining those would heal you in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 10, 2009 Author Share Posted January 10, 2009 They didn't. You see, Each Chev is every reality tried creating a weapon to use against their Evil Chevs. The project was abandonded when the specimans went rogue and attacked. Somehow, each of the specimans managed to escape and form into one, giant stone creature armed with a plasma ray. Since we created it, we tried to contain it. our first attempts to destroy it failed. it wiped out a good portion of our forces and we were forced to retreat. So, we sealed it in a dimensional pocket until we could find a way to destroy it. Long story short, it got loose, we went in to try and stop it, but we couldn't beat it. We got lucky when all those Chuck Norrises showed up when they did. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get to the infirmiry, I charged the thing at full speed to buy the other Chev's time to escape, but the impact broke nearly all my bones...uh-oh, blood loss overwhelming...pain...overwhelming... *Chev collapses on the floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 *picks up Chev and carries her into his TARDIS zero room, then proceeds to bandage her up as well.* Come to think of it, not counting the Doctor himself, I seem to be both the Doctor and the Captain Jack of the group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 *is still painting cave walls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 10, 2009 Author Share Posted January 10, 2009 *Chev wakes up and limps to the TARDIS* I guess trigger has suffered enough *TARDIS dematerializes and then rematerializes* Get in *TARDIS dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 *is currently sick* I will be in a playful mood soon. I'm under the weather. *jumps into a time portal status pod* Do we have one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 We do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Actually I have a collection of herbs that will make you sleep until your body is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 *Chev sneaks out of the infirmiry after hearing voices talking* *chev takes on look at the new members and arms her blaster/rifle shotgun* You move you die. *To Yar-El* Have they been cleared yet? Are you sure they're not with the evil Gizka? Or Evil Chev? *Someone whacks Chev over the head and drags her back to the infirmiry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Evil Chev is dead now Chev; me and CQ made sure of it. *at the battlefield, Evil Chev's body twitches, and his/her eyes flicker.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Also, the other me and I shall we say, deTARDISised her. Even if she were alive, she's no longer able to materialise and dematerialise at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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