Chevron 7 locke Posted February 8, 2009 Author Posted February 8, 2009 The one thing that I'm most concerned about is that I caught him staring at a picture of the flag, and I could have sworn he was crying I never declared myself the ultimate power in the universe, that was you. *Chev walks into the bathroom to see Chuck Norris roundhousing the wall.* CHev: do I really want to know?
CommanderQ Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 M: I got a good lawyer...threatened to kill him if he failed in this task....you will pay, Chev....literally!!! F: Yeah! I did too!!!! M:Besides, you have declared yourself the ultimate power in the Universe...we must protect our allies from this ultimate power! *drinks large keg of beer* F: *Joins in drinking*
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 9, 2009 Author Posted February 9, 2009 *Whacks both CQs in the head and grabs them by the necks and stares at them* Don't mess with me man! I'm in a bad mood. I'm gonna kill you both by leaving you stranded in the time vortex! I'm the real chev! Now an Imposter! Remember! Chev is threatining you! *Chev dematerializes in a puff of smoke*
CommanderQ Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 M: *Sips beer* Heh, bad attitude my.. F: *Sips beer* Watch the language dear...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 9, 2009 Author Posted February 9, 2009 *Chev reappears and blasts both CQs in the back of the head with a shotgun* Remember! Chev did this! I'm not a duplicate or anything! I'm the real chev alright! *Chev dematerializes in a puff of smoke*
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 10, 2009 Author Posted February 10, 2009 *Chev turns into Ozzy* Alllll Aboard! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *Chev gets on the crazy train*
CommanderQ Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 M: Oh no... F:*Bonking head on wall* No no no no no no...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 11, 2009 Author Posted February 11, 2009 Ozzy/Chev Alllll Aboard!!!! hahahahahahahahaha! *Ozzy/Chev travels to the begining of time and prepares to mess around with creation.*
CommanderQ Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN A ROCKER GOES TOT HE BEGINNING OF TIME! YOU KNOW IT'S THE END!!!! F: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Posted February 12, 2009 *Chev jumps into the begining of time* *Reality warps around everything* *The universe is now a NaruSaku free place filled with happiness and joy. CQ is gone, And Chev gets to eat tasty clone armor whenever she wants* (Relaxing against a palm tree listening to relaxing beach sounds) Life is good...
Alkonium Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 *two of Alkonium's TARDIS materialise in front of Chev. Alkonium steps out of one, and Alkonium from the TG universe steps out of the other* M and F: You are in for it now...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Posted February 12, 2009 Hi Alkoniums...how's it going? *Chev/Ozzy dematerializes and ends up at the begining of creation again. Forgot to get rid of those meddeling Alllllll Aboard!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Alkoniums...lets try this again *Chev warps reality again to see that Alkonium and CQ are both gone, but now Evil Gizka run across the earth. Darn...what am I doing wrong here?! Aw well *Ozzy/Chev creates an alternate reality where the others shall be allowed to live in peace, and one where Ozzy/Chev shall reign supreme! *Ozzy/Chev looks out over her new world* Everyone's happy! *Chev relaxes against a tree on the beach sipping a martini* I hope that solves everything, Alkonium and the others have their own world and I have my own. Everyone seems happy on my end... *Ozzy/Chev takes a sip of the Martini*
CommanderQ Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 M: WE STILL EXIST!! As long as there is life, there will be a CQ! BWA! We cannot be destroyed. F: That we cannot, but you, dear Chev, can. M: RRAAAGGHHH!!!
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Posted February 12, 2009 *Ozzy seperates from Chev and snarls at the two of them* You lady Are an annoying ***** and you...as long as life exists huh? *Ozzy calls down his powers of Ozziness and destroys all of reality* *Chev watchs with fear and launches herself into her TARDIS and heads for a nearby Void ship* *All of reality collapses while Chev hides* *All that can be heard is Ozzy's laughing in the background* Alllllll Aboard! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Posted February 12, 2009 *Chev's TARDIS materializes next to the void ship* Chev: well...If the TARDIS can still dematerialize and Rematerialize then I guess I still have a chance to correct all of this. Score one for Time Travel! *Chev goes back to when she first fused with ozzy* Alllll Aboard Hahahahahha-Owww! *Chev rematerilaizes behind him and cracks him over the head repeatedly with a crowbar* There we go...Now, time for Chev's "Happy Time" *Chev travels to an El Goonish Shive convention* Chev: What did you think "Happy Time" Meant?! Hmph, perverts.
Alkonium Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 *Alkonium is already at said convention* Hello hello, fancy seeing you here. Zap me Dan! *gets V5ed* Well, this isn't odd as it used to be. Then again, being bisexual to begin with, the added attraction to men was always meaningless.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 15, 2009 Author Posted February 15, 2009 *Chev is talking to Dan Shive* So...you planning any upcoming story arcs involving Lord Tedd? Maybe... Can't you give a clear answer on that subject?! Depends, Can I use your image in my comic? Of course you can! I'm one of your biggest fans! Wil you sign this? *Chev holds out a piece of paper* There ya go! Yeahhhhhhhh! *Chev dances around like a little girl and then somehow gets sucked into the comic* (Looks around) Oh...this is gonna be fun...
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 *Meanwhile, the CQ's have prepared a massive invasion force, and embark quickly upon the capitals of the world.* M: AHH! It is perfect, now, since Chuck Norris has sent his support and Chev is stuck in a paper comic, we can finally conquer the world. F: Yes, dear, it will be fun, now let me see that mini-gun... M: *whistles* INDEED! Clone Trooper: RRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 *Alkonium's TARDIS materialises behind them, sporting a goatee and dressed in black* I should warn you, I've cut a deal with the Cybermen, and there's two right behind you. Cybermen: DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 M: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! F: *Takes out powerful magnet* Don't panic, I've got this*hits the cybermen with a powerful wave of magnetic-ness, instantly vaporinzing them* M: *Looks at F* I love you. F: I know. M: This is awkard.
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 *Another Alkonium arrives, looking as he always does arrives* What's this, an evil me from a parallel universe? *shoves his evil double into his TARDIS, locks the course onto his original universe*
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 17, 2009 Author Posted February 17, 2009 *Chev's anti invasion software hears what the CQs are saying* Initiate auto defense seven. *All the Clones and both CQs are teleported into space*
Alkonium Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 What about the Cybermen the Evil Me is working for? They're a problem too. Or should I deal with them myself?
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 17, 2009 Author Posted February 17, 2009 *Chev anti-invasion software hears what Alkonium has said* I am designed the counter the threats of the CQs. They are the most dangerous threat to the health of the univers Still...this could work to the universe's advantage. Initiate auto-defense seven *All of the Cybermen are teleported next to the CQs* Cybermen: DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
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