Chevron 7 locke Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 The one thing that I'm most concerned about is that I caught him staring at a picture of the flag, and I could have sworn he was crying I never declared myself the ultimate power in the universe, that was you. *Chev walks into the bathroom to see Chuck Norris roundhousing the wall.* CHev: do I really want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 M: I got a good lawyer...threatened to kill him if he failed in this task....you will pay, Chev....literally!!! F: Yeah! I did too!!!! M:Besides, you have declared yourself the ultimate power in the Universe...we must protect our allies from this ultimate power! *drinks large keg of beer* F: *Joins in drinking* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 *Whacks both CQs in the head and grabs them by the necks and stares at them* Don't mess with me man! I'm in a bad mood. I'm gonna kill you both by leaving you stranded in the time vortex! I'm the real chev! Now an Imposter! Remember! Chev is threatining you! *Chev dematerializes in a puff of smoke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 M: *Sips beer* Heh, bad attitude my.. F: *Sips beer* Watch the language dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 *Chev reappears and blasts both CQs in the back of the head with a shotgun* Remember! Chev did this! I'm not a duplicate or anything! I'm the real chev alright! *Chev dematerializes in a puff of smoke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 *Chev turns into Ozzy* Alllll Aboard! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *Chev gets on the crazy train* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 M: Oh no... F:*Bonking head on wall* No no no no no no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 11, 2009 Author Share Posted February 11, 2009 Ozzy/Chev Alllll Aboard!!!! hahahahahahahahaha! *Ozzy/Chev travels to the begining of time and prepares to mess around with creation.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN A ROCKER GOES TOT HE BEGINNING OF TIME! YOU KNOW IT'S THE END!!!! F: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 *Chev jumps into the begining of time* *Reality warps around everything* *The universe is now a NaruSaku free place filled with happiness and joy. CQ is gone, And Chev gets to eat tasty clone armor whenever she wants* (Relaxing against a palm tree listening to relaxing beach sounds) Life is good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 *two of Alkonium's TARDIS materialise in front of Chev. Alkonium steps out of one, and Alkonium from the TG universe steps out of the other* M and F: You are in for it now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hi Alkoniums...how's it going? *Chev/Ozzy dematerializes and ends up at the begining of creation again. Forgot to get rid of those meddeling Alllllll Aboard!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Alkoniums...lets try this again *Chev warps reality again to see that Alkonium and CQ are both gone, but now Evil Gizka run across the earth. Darn...what am I doing wrong here?! Aw well *Ozzy/Chev creates an alternate reality where the others shall be allowed to live in peace, and one where Ozzy/Chev shall reign supreme! *Ozzy/Chev looks out over her new world* Everyone's happy! *Chev relaxes against a tree on the beach sipping a martini* I hope that solves everything, Alkonium and the others have their own world and I have my own. Everyone seems happy on my end... *Ozzy/Chev takes a sip of the Martini* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 M: WE STILL EXIST!! As long as there is life, there will be a CQ! BWA! We cannot be destroyed. F: That we cannot, but you, dear Chev, can. M: RRAAAGGHHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 *Ozzy seperates from Chev and snarls at the two of them* You lady Are an annoying ***** and you...as long as life exists huh? *Ozzy calls down his powers of Ozziness and destroys all of reality* *Chev watchs with fear and launches herself into her TARDIS and heads for a nearby Void ship* *All of reality collapses while Chev hides* *All that can be heard is Ozzy's laughing in the background* Alllllll Aboard! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 *Chev's TARDIS materializes next to the void ship* Chev: well...If the TARDIS can still dematerialize and Rematerialize then I guess I still have a chance to correct all of this. Score one for Time Travel! *Chev goes back to when she first fused with ozzy* Alllll Aboard Hahahahahha-Owww! *Chev rematerilaizes behind him and cracks him over the head repeatedly with a crowbar* There we go...Now, time for Chev's "Happy Time" *Chev travels to an El Goonish Shive convention* Chev: What did you think "Happy Time" Meant?! Hmph, perverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 *Alkonium is already at said convention* Hello hello, fancy seeing you here. Zap me Dan! *gets V5ed* Well, this isn't odd as it used to be. Then again, being bisexual to begin with, the added attraction to men was always meaningless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Everyone is Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 *Chev is talking to Dan Shive* So...you planning any upcoming story arcs involving Lord Tedd? Maybe... Can't you give a clear answer on that subject?! Depends, Can I use your image in my comic? Of course you can! I'm one of your biggest fans! Wil you sign this? *Chev holds out a piece of paper* There ya go! Yeahhhhhhhh! *Chev dances around like a little girl and then somehow gets sucked into the comic* (Looks around) Oh...this is gonna be fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 *Meanwhile, the CQ's have prepared a massive invasion force, and embark quickly upon the capitals of the world.* M: AHH! It is perfect, now, since Chuck Norris has sent his support and Chev is stuck in a paper comic, we can finally conquer the world. F: Yes, dear, it will be fun, now let me see that mini-gun... M: *whistles* INDEED! Clone Trooper: RRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 *Alkonium's TARDIS materialises behind them, sporting a goatee and dressed in black* I should warn you, I've cut a deal with the Cybermen, and there's two right behind you. Cybermen: DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 M: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! F: *Takes out powerful magnet* Don't panic, I've got this*hits the cybermen with a powerful wave of magnetic-ness, instantly vaporinzing them* M: *Looks at F* I love you. F: I know. M: This is awkard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 *Another Alkonium arrives, looking as he always does arrives* What's this, an evil me from a parallel universe? *shoves his evil double into his TARDIS, locks the course onto his original universe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 *Chev's anti invasion software hears what the CQs are saying* Initiate auto defense seven. *All the Clones and both CQs are teleported into space* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 What about the Cybermen the Evil Me is working for? They're a problem too. Or should I deal with them myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 *Chev anti-invasion software hears what Alkonium has said* I am designed the counter the threats of the CQs. They are the most dangerous threat to the health of the univers Still...this could work to the universe's advantage. Initiate auto-defense seven *All of the Cybermen are teleported next to the CQs* Cybermen: DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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