TornSoul Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 A more serious reply from me this time. All I can say is go for it. Don't wait to try to figure out what to do. The longer you wait, the more chance there is that another guy askes her out first. Just say "Will you go out with me tonight" or something like that. If you don't have the nerve to ask her out personally, you can always send her flowers (red roses if possible) with a small note attached to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_silvergun Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 Originally posted by Denise: <STRONG>this is probably something you're going to have to stumble through with the girl instead of discussing in committee. </STRONG> I am not a committee! Anywayz, how about trying some smooth talk? Just walk up to her ever-so casually and say, "so, how do you like your eggs in the morning - boiled, fried or fertilised?". Needless to say, I'm single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 rotflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Man1587246496 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 This is one of the more amusing topics we've had in some time. I love it when we get these. My only advice is what has been repeated many times: be yourself. Just a quick question: How many girls are there on this board. May all the girls please raise their hand in written form... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Originally posted by Ice Man: <STRONG>Just a quick question: How many girls are there on this board. May all the girls please raise their hand in written form... </STRONG> Must we? I mean, what's next, A/S/L checks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Krayt Tion Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Sometimes that doesn't sound like such a bad idea, given that one has a greater chance of running into a gent pretending to be a lady than a lady alone. Unverifiability (say that ten times fast) really is a double-edged sword. As much as people would love to tout internet communication as a virtual exchange of pure ideas without the baggage, there always is baggage... Which is why I would never seriously recommend to anyone revealing anything about themselves they aren't comfortable doing, generally speaking. edit: Luckily, this being a private message board, we have the power to give all bigots or those with some serious discrimating biases a swift kick in the ass. [ August 31, 2001: Message edited by: Krayt Tion ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 mmmmmm asskicking i find that a lot of the time, you can tell by what they say. males and females tend to have different net voices so to speak (imo). thas kinda how i could tell callista wasnt a chick, but denise was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_silvergun Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Sometimes it can be hard enough to tell the difference when they're standing there in front of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 *cringe* and we all had trouble with the jk2 dark jedi gender too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 How to approach a girl? With heart, faith, skill... in the end, there can be only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Krayt Tion Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Wait, I know. Just do your best highlander impression for them. Don't forget the sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 I wouldn't suggest growling, "Hello, pretty!" and picking them up by the throat though. They might not agree to a second date if that's your approach... Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_silvergun Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 My Jean-Claude Van Damme impression usually goes down a treat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 i would think they might object to your cutting their head off also... so i would stick to the dating scheme, unless i wanted their power for myself... muhaaahaahaaahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.P LeChuck Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Why don't you do a Mr. Bean impression? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Hey, mods! Shouldn't this be in stategy center? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardz Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 LOL, I thought it would be more in techincal help! ask her what her favourite level of JK is, if shes canyon oasis forget it man, she aint worth it! as you can tell, i get all the birds! (anyway, what do you mean british girl without a british accent, Is she from Newcastle or something, ask her where she's from) wardz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Krayt Tion Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 "No son of mine is going to date a girl that doesn't play FF Spork!" "Dad, but her NF Sabers isn't that bad!" "I thought I raised you better, boy. If I find to two of you in multiplayer I'm going to have your ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Originally posted by Krayt Tion: <STRONG>"No son of mine is going to date a girl that doesn't play FF Spork!" "Dad, but her NF Sabers isn't that bad!" "I thought I raised you better, boy. If I find to two of you in multiplayer I'm going to have your ass!"</STRONG> lmao thats a good one krayt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Jim Posted September 6, 2001 Share Posted September 6, 2001 After all is said and done, the quickest way to a woman's heart is through the rib cage. XX OO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted September 7, 2001 Share Posted September 7, 2001 Ok how bouts a little advice for me. i have apporached her but she is unsure? any help? and Ed: Anywayz, how about trying some smooth talk? Just walk up to her ever-so casually and say, "so, how do you like your eggs in the morning - boiled, fried or fertilised?". why am i not surprisedyou are single?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted September 7, 2001 Share Posted September 7, 2001 droid- deja vu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Lightshadow Posted September 9, 2001 Share Posted September 9, 2001 Seriously, if you want the chick, dude, just whip out your **** . If that seems sorta unnerving to you, then wait til she's alseep. Then whip it out... dude, she's all your's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted September 9, 2001 Share Posted September 9, 2001 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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