JR2000Z Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 What is the war cry of the Lawyer? CHARGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 These are the lamest jokes I could think of: _why did the man throw butter out the window? because he wanted to see a butterfly _why did the skeleton not cross the road? because he didn't have the guts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 yep they are lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 This thread is not conducive to my health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 I don't know why but I feel violated each time I visit the forum. I'm telling ya, this place is like crack. It keeps sucking you back the harder you try to stay away. Cause, you know, crack does that. I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 You first must be unusally strong. Strong like Lynn, C-3P0, Hades, decoy, Darthmaug, and all the othr loosers who somehow escaped the insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Lynn's been around, but I've not heard from any of those other guys in a looooooong time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted December 11, 2001 Author Share Posted December 11, 2001 Lighting round.... subject: tree's I have a name for my walking tree, i call him lumber are you rooting for me? Stop your birtch-ing am i going to have a bush with death? wood you mind? is my bark worse then my bite? i jsut love these oaks how did Luke get thru endor forest? E-woked what is the command for an attack dog? Sic him more DUring "may day" what do i run around with colorful streamers? a MAPLE! Elm's, Elm's for the poor has this saplinged the last of your strength? I'll be leafing now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Wow. Half of those were funny. No wait, I miscalculated. NONE of them were funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 But still, it K_K's biggest pun yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 you big sap, you're too old to play copse and robbers. I bet you're trembling like a leaf. I'm sure you would as lief just go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 And to think a few of you guys are over the age of 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Don't worry, it's all in pun. So if you published these in a newspaper would you be a pundit? A rabbit jumped in front of me the other day. It was a hare-raising experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Conor, your joke wasn't told very well, but I won't go splitting hares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 I sense and a-bunny-ance of bad jokes here Ike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 don't you mean an apundance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 perhaps more of a pleboreah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 This is getting really old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 You will all suffer for this. I'll see to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 I'm helping. Cliffy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 And i'll get Rocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 I have no idea what to say, I have no puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted December 12, 2001 Author Share Posted December 12, 2001 I got 5 minutes... lets see what i can come up with *ribbet, ribbet, ribbet* Oh no, Captain! They havea croaking device! I toad you so Am i a tadpole-ite? What did the budweiser frogs do when they lost thier voices? they croaked Where do bachlor frogs live? a lillypad why couldn't the pilot land? it was too froggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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