Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Did u edit my post, Rhett? *leaves fingerprints* -rhett Of course he does. He's a Baggins. Not some blockheaded Viper from online/recruiting battles......He would come with me if I asked him. I hope he will enjoy my little joke tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 *looks around* no? The party is underway now. CDno.3 is telling tales of his encounters with the 3 spamtrolls to the children while GandRhett is setting off giftbaskets filled with fireworks for the guests. ALTUS_Pippin and Uutont Fær Merry are up to no good. They sneak into GandRhetts' firework-gift baskets and take the biggest one, called the deleting stick. They take it into another thread with and set it off..... *Altus and Uutont, your up!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Uutont Merry, lets take this to the 3.01 thread. I think we'll be safe there! So, Uutont Merry and ALTUS_Pippin carry the delting stick into the 3.01 thread and set it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 Uutont will have to be replaced if he can't handle being Merry...... *nudge nudge Uutont!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 ...I'm here I'm here drops fireworks on floor and sets up for their launch Will we be safe here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Now that everything is ready, the party may begin. *Everyone cheers* Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Ok, I'll light the stick. 3, 2, 1....*shwoom* The deleting stick shoots out and high into the sky.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 ROTFLMAO for the deleting stick!!! This is going very well. I say we skip the Sackvill-Bagginses part. After the cnversation between Frodo and Gandalf, we should go straight to where he comes right back. The Sackville-Bagginses part get's in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 It flys around then slams into another thread, deleting it! GandRhett walks over to Uutont Merry and ALTUS_Pippin, picks them up by the ears and puts them to work cleaning the old deleting sticks. meanwhile, CDno.3 Baggins stands up and makes his farewell speech to the crowd.... *nudge nudge Bilbo!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 I can't be bothered to type this all out so.. Thirdly and finnaly, I wish to make an ANNOUCEMENT. I regret to announce that -though as I said, 111 yrs is far too short a time to spend among u- this is the END. I am going. I am leaving now. GOODBYE. Suddenly turns invisible, walkes away invisible, goes into house and begins packing. Heh heh, did u see the look on thier faces?! If u edit this post Rhett, I will go crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 Poof. GandRhett sneaks off to CDno.3s' house ot meet him I suppose you think that was terribley clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 *bump* Excellent! It is proceeding exactly as I envisioned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Oh yes, but it was terribly funny too. And what was that little flash? One of your additions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 18, 2002 Author Share Posted January 18, 2002 I don't Know what your talking about. Anyway, are you leaving everything to Tie? .....even the ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Yes, even the ring. It's in an envelope on the mantle......wait....it's, still in my pocket heh..... I've had it for so long, why shouldn't I keep it. It's mine......my own....my prrresioussssss..... *giggles and runs away* -rhett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 18, 2002 Author Share Posted January 18, 2002 It's gone by that name before. I think it's time you give the ring to Tie. You've had it long enough. *this is when bilbo flips and starts yelling at gandalf about how it's none of his buisness what he does with his own things* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 *Gets a shotgun and runs after Rhett* What do u want? It's mine, I found it! Turns into Suddenly Gandrhett... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 18, 2002 Author Share Posted January 18, 2002 stands up straight, revealing his true stature, the room darkens, boards begin to creek and in a dark deep voice he says... CDno.3, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am no thief. I'm trying to help you. the room and his voice returns to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 Pants and gasps. Oh, oh, here it is. Trembles. Gandrhett, I've never seen u like that be4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 19, 2002 Author Share Posted January 19, 2002 They both walk to the door so GanRhett can see CDno.3 off on his journey to the Senate Forum. GandRhett looks at CDno.3 suspiciously. Crazy Dog, the ring.....it's still in your pocket. CDno.3 takes the ring out of his pocket and in one last inner struggle, drops the ring on the floor. He then turns and starts off on his journey but turns around to tell, GandRhett he's thought of an ending for his book... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 ... and they all lived happy ever after. Well, I've got to go now. Maybe we can meet again some day, Gandrhett. Goes out of door, waves goodbye to his old friend and walks off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 19, 2002 Author Share Posted January 19, 2002 A very good ending. DCno.3. Goodbye old friend. CDno.3 sets off on his long journey to the Senate Forum. GandRhett watches his old friend leave and then returns to CDno3s' house. He bends over the dropped ring and move shis hand to pick it up but just as his hand is about to touch it, a can a spam, wreathed in flame appears in his mind. He quickly withdraws his hand and goes to sit by the fire to ponder the meaning of this and to wait for Tie to return. Later that night Tie finally returns from the party in the off topic forum. He walks in the door and see's his uncles ring. he hears GandRhett quietly talking to himself saying Riddles in the dark. and My precious. He picks up the ring and takes it over to GandRhett and asks him.... *Tie Guy, your up!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted January 20, 2002 Share Posted January 20, 2002 Can....Barely.....Type......Flaming Can Of Spam still in head. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Come on Tie Guy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted January 20, 2002 Share Posted January 20, 2002 Sorry guys, my internet was busted this afternoon. He's gone, isn't he, Gandrhett?......isn't he, Gandrhett? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 20, 2002 Author Share Posted January 20, 2002 Yes Tie, he has left for Rivendale.(sp?) He's left everything to you. GandRhett quickly holds out an envelope for Tie to put the ring into. When Tie puts it in, GandRhett quickly seals it and hands it back. I must leave now Tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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