Clefo Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 Okay: The object of this game is to turn an ordinary statement into a Conspiricy Theory... Once you come up with your theory you post another ordinary statement for someone else to conspirize.. EXAMPLE Person 1: I like fudge! Person 2: So did John F Kennedy! But the CIA hated fudge as it foiled their plans against Cuba! And fudge is the reason why the CIA hired the guys from the grassy knoll to cap him! Okay I'll start off: I'm wearing socks.
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 MJ-12 operatives wear socks too, with alien detectors attached to them. I hate school.
Clefo Posted January 15, 2002 Author Posted January 15, 2002 You think you hate school, but the Free Masons plant those thoughts into our brains to control us! Nice day today!
matt-- Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 It's a nice day everyday, it's just those damn aliens that screw it all up. My cable seems faster than normal recently.
captain_drake Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 thats just wat the canadians want you to think so you'll want to move up there and show how you can ruff it thereby decreasing our taxpayers and increasing theirs MY CATS PLAY WITH STRING
Boba Rhett Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 That's because it's practicing holding a cord just right so it can choke you while you sleep. My pepsi can is not blue on the top.
Clefo Posted January 15, 2002 Author Posted January 15, 2002 Thats because if it was it would solve all the world's problems and the government dosen't want that! I can't find my shoes!
Boba Rhett Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 They ran away because they were tired of you not even trying to avoid the dog crap. This pizza tastes funny.
matt-- Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 It's poison! Get out of there Rhett!!! I have to do my homework soon.
Zygomaticus Posted January 15, 2002 Posted January 15, 2002 so did abe lincoln (no offence), he was assasinated while doing his work i have to take a bath now
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 thats just all the OCD people in the world implanting the suggestion in your mind from their radio controlled satellite dish orbitting the earth. I have exams tomorrow
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 yeah riiight!! while your taking the exams the WOLNTY is actually in your house spoiling your precious computer i smell right now
darthfergie Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 @bath: DON'T!!! Shampoo is filled with many deadly chemicals which, if used individually, could kill you easily!!! I have a new PS2...
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 dont holding the game controller releases radiations into your veins which pollute your blood flow hence causing it to damage your blood and aaaaaaaaaach i am eating a cd now
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 hah! you only think you eating a CD. Its actually a top secret governement project that explodes when you put it in your computer cd-rom drive. I have a pool table
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 oh your only thinking its a pool table when the table comes in contact with your stick (or whatever that thing is) the green l;ayer becomes a pool with a shark in it and the suction pulls you in and then you know what i think i have the lord of the rings
Artoo Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 That's what Great Britain wants you to think. You've actually got a copy of lesser quality that will fade into non-being right before you get to the end. Filthy Brits. Darth Maul is Colorful.
Prince_Xizor Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 which one.....felllowship? My cat is purring
Boba Rhett Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 That's not purring! That the secret morse code transmitter he had implanted under his whiskers, sending messages to the Russians! They're developing one of these transmitters for dogs even as we speak! This dirt on my shoe looks quite suspicious....
Artoo Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 That's cause it is actually an fungus sent by disney to climb it's way into your foot and read the pattern of it to give them ideas for a new good movie for their t.v. channel. Darth Maul is tattoed
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 Those aren't tatoos, those are teeny tiny micro-organisms that are slowly eating away his face that were put there by yoda and mace in attempt to make maul look like an idiot. "The Chair" was just on
Artoo Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 True, Texas may still execute a lot of people however that has nothing to do with the current power surge in Tunisia. Alas my fanboy buddy, it's the accursed illegitamite child of Satan himself that is causing these hilariously disturbing surges of unbridled electricity. Piko Ono. A jawa is hacking my computer p.s. fergie that was joseph. I'll try and get some more of his posts like this on.
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 hes not hacking it his fingertips are slowly absorbing the molecules of the computer and since the hybridization of the molecules is incomplete they are entering him, check your computer, its probably reduced in size im drinking orange juice
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 what you think is orange juice is actually a top secret government test on genetically engineered oranges that produce anthrax that looks like orange juice. I like popcorn
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 yeah right what you think is popcorn is actually mini nukes made by the LLTRY. One crunch and your nuke batter!! im baking cake
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