Eternity Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 From Lucas Arts: "Gonks were an essential factor and enjoyable addition to such games as Jedi Knight and the recent Star Wars: Phantom Menace. These adorable power-saving machines of love obediently played a crucial role in the daily goings-on of the great Empire. Trundling along, they often sacrificed their humble lives when occasional Jedi Knights decided to beat the crap out of the entire Empire from time to time for kicks. Using the only defenses that were blessed upon them at conception, they made pathetic beep beep noises to hopefully cause the enemy to fall down in spasms of uncontrollable agony, and/or laughter. However, most of the time, they got a saber in the face for really no reason at all. Lucas Arts has now decided to give these crucial machines a better chance of survival in the daily rigors of the Empire life. Frustrated with Gonks being pushed over cliffs and being tortured, they went back to the drawing board and assembled from scratch the Super Gonk. That’s right. The Super Gonk. These deadly machines of war will slaughter anything in their path. Speeding along on wheels implanted in their short legs, they are studded with sharp projectiles and nuclear reactors. Many the unwary was last blessed with the sound of ‘beep beep’ noises and rolling wheels as an insane Super Gonk repeatedly rolled over their face. Robots that make Darth Maul look like a wannabe Devil on a flying scooter and Darth Vader a vacuum cleaner gone bad, these Gonks are not ones that can simply be kicked over in derision. Rather, these Super Gonks are going to mess you up, yo. Now, back to making fun of the poor sods actually following our half-baked games that are in reality being made by other studios because we are too lazy." There you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belgirion Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 uh oh this could be trouble *pulls out antique conc rifle from JK* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 11, 2002 Author Share Posted February 11, 2002 Don't even try. The Super Gonk will make you it's *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki-Adi-Mundi Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 Looks like GonkH8er is going to have his hands full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 I'm not impressed with your foolish pranks. Be warned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Com Raven Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Omg, is it Godzilla ?? T-Rex ?? The Marines ?? Nahhhh, it's the SUPERGONK !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUS_Tomcat Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 At first i was like: this is for real However when i came upon the words: beat the crap out of the entire Empire from time to time for kicks It was obvious to me that this was a Fanboy creation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 "Atack of the SuperGonks" Who wants to make that mod? here is the description for the ememies, now someone needs to make the model and create a few levels and a storyline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRAVE Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Gonk could make that mod anyway.........he could construct a modding team just for making Gonk skins and total conversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 I'm not impressed with your foolish pranks. Be warned... Pranks? Gonkh8ter, I would advise you to take a bit more serious stand then that. I fear being impressed would be the least of your worries. Super Gonk is going to make you it's *****, beep-beep style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Eternity=compulsive liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 13, 2002 Author Share Posted February 13, 2002 Not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarScrap Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 ^ lol. Hmmm......Gonk Forces. Actually all the Gonks in the world couldn't take me and my trusty Force Rust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazilla Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Ahh...force absorb should take care of them...or if not, force push should do the job...now, where's that cliff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPMaximilian Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 GonkH8er isn't even phased....Perhaps you've underestimated him, Eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Now this would be cool.. slap an explosive charge to a Gonk's body, and slap him with your saber to send him blundering into the enemy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Another interesting mod idea. Thanks kurg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 STAR WARS: DARK FORCES IV: JEDI KNIGHT III: JEDI OUTCAST II: ATTACK OF THE GONKS Play as Kyle Katarn through twenty action-packed levels featuring gonks, gonks, and more gonks! All new powers like Force Rust will assist you in killing, torturing, and annihilating all the Gonk droids the Empire can throw at you. Multiplayer modes include Gonk Football, Kill the Fool with the Gonk, Capture the Gonk, Gonk Duel, and your average Death-to-Gonk- and Team Death-to-Gonk-matches. Coming May 2002! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaberPro Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarScrap Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Nice compilation Redwing. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Lets not forget the Gonk firing range, Protect the Gonk (heaven forbid), Remote control kamikaze Gonks and Gonkasaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 this thread is amost as annoing as the gonks themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 Don't knock it, I'm putting it in my sig. I caught a couple peeps referring to 'super gonks.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Maybe Gonks will be useful now read: PCG UK review Both standard and light-intensifying binoculars come in handy at times (although you need to pick up batteries or tae power from Power Droids to charge them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Hrmmm..... right........ so we have to kill them to get batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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