Rogue Nine Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by Admiral Happy Birthday by the way I congratulate you on a disturbing thread. You say that as if it was a rare occurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 Just sedate me again. Everything will be fine again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 *Does Vulcan Neck Pinch on <b>Nute</b>* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do Nowhere to go I Wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport And put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh no Just put me in a wheelchair And get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no oh no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Ah Moulin Rouge...the movie I wanted to see but never quite got around to it Most all my friends saw it because most of them have incredible crushes on Ewan MacGregor.... @the pic of Ep II Natalie: Okay, I have to admit that's damned cool @ edlib's presents: I am thoroughly disturbed now...thanks alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 That's what I'm here for. And if you like Amidala in that outfit, then you should really watch this clip and see some of the other things she gets to wear this time around. There's a glimpse of her in what appears to be a black leather corset that will make you forget all about Leia's chain-mail bikini! Hubba hubba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue Nine You say that as if it was a rare occurance. This is just one of the stranger ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Amaidala is my love slave. She dances for me, peels grapes and plays with my rabbit ears. Edlib: listening to the Ramones, again? Now there's some old school punk rockers for ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit ... plays with my rabbit ears. What kind of reception can you get with those anyway? If you wrap them in tin-foil it can sometimes boost the signal. It just might be time to think about getting cable or a dish anyways... and free her up to play with something else. No... not THAT! I mean the remote control you pervs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Well, er, congrats Nute. I wanted to give you world domination for your birthday, but I seem to have lost it on my way to here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 If they made me ruler of the world it would only last 5 minutes because they'd put a new computer game outside my office and when I went to get it they'd lock me out and I would be able to rule the world anymore. But now I know that plan, Prepare to fire the Annhilatoron of Doom and Death and Destruction and general pain and suffering and unhappiness etc..! *Laughs manically, then has to take a throat sweet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 *(Reads through Deac's response, nothing registering, until he comes upon the words 'throat sweet' and laughs himself silly.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 What is wrong with a throat sweet? They are the easy way of eating sweets in class!! *Turns to minion* Target the rabbit... failure to respect the Annhilatoron etc... results in zapping.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted April 14, 2002 Author Share Posted April 14, 2002 April 14, 2017 0715 local time Ukraine You awaken to a terrible droning rolling across the steppe surrounding your half-buried hut. Fearing the worst, you grab your binoculars and rush outside. You frantically scan the sky. In seconds, approaching from the west, your worst fears are realized. "War zeppelins," you exclaim under your breath. You see a pair of escort zeppelins flanking a massive catamaran-enveloped transport zeppelin. A pair of fighters scream overhead. An icy chill runs up your spine. "He's found me!" The zeppelins turn towards your hut. The transport zeppelin begins it's descent as you rush back into your hut to don your biosuit and pray. Two miles from your position, the transport zeppelin conducts it's landing, spewing a dozen battletanks. The tanks quickly rush to your position, followed by six troop transports. The tanks deploy heavier than air nerve gas from their smoke dispensers and fire fragmentation shells from their guns. You clutch your simple bolt action rifle as the shelling dies down. You know this means one thing: they've decided to take you alive to a fate worse than death... This is what would happen if you elected me dictator the the earth. VOTE FOR ME. KTHX war zeppelins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Originally posted by Zargon Nute, I got you 2 subscritions for your birthday, Prozac and Playboy, I think they will help you settle down Dude, don't forget. Nute is a member of TEH L33T KREW now. I think you should get him something that he's more interested in. Just kidding Nute. Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 war zeppelins oh my. Under my control, the world would go back to a quasi medieval age, where the populace would live under fear of satellites that could rain destruction down upon them if they don't pay their taxes. Guns will no longer be seen, Swords will take their place. Criminals will be drawn and quatered, and the general populace will be brainwashed accordingly. On the day of Ragnarok I shall send forth the Einherjiar from Vahalla, 800 warriors shall leave through each of the 540 doors (equaling 432000 warriors)to die in glorious combat on the plain of Vigrid. The world will be engulfed in flames, as my satellites fire indiscriminatly. The wicked along with the virtuous will die. Earth will be a barren rock devoid of all life. This is how my kingdom shall end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 oh god, someone stopped sedating the forums.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Throat sweets for everyone! Laced with heroin, for that extra stubborn cough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 I would prefer opium thanks............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Heroin IS opium. The same class of drugs include vicodin, percocets and morphine, although I've never heard of heroin being used medicinally... (Important note for impressionable youths: never take opiates unless it is prescribed by a doctor.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 yes, but opium is smoked in a much more pleasant way than 'freebase' heroine, and I don't like needles, but I do have an urge to grom a big fu man chu and be an opium addict and eat noodles all day......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Minion! Why has the annhilatoron not been fired? What do you mean you can't find the throat sweet dissing rabbit? It's not hard! Under my world rule, someone else has to get the new computer game from outside my world control office... but fear not.... Free Star Wars games at a high standard for all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 [waffling British geezer voice]I say...the throat sweets were delicious, the cats were lovely, and we all had a smashing good time, what?[/waffling British geezer voice] *(Runs far away.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 (What is your problem with throat sweets anyway?) *Deac fires the annhilatoron and misses the rabbit, but manages to destroy Saddam Hussain.* Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 ah well, free oil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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