Kylilin Posted April 26, 2002 Author Share Posted April 26, 2002 A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family -- but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Was the teacher hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 hope he has strong forearms.......and alot of KY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue15 u got THAT right....well, i know someone who is from around there and moved to florida...she's nitpicky. aHEM. You know someone else from California. Oh, shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 It doesn't matter what California's gun laws are...I can hit it from here in southern Oregon. *BANG!* Redwing! Fore, I say FORE, old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing aHEM. You know someone else from California. Oh, shut up. i said SHE not HE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 I don't wanna know. I just don't wanna know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue15 i said SHE not HE. So? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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