Ulic Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 You are in a locked toilet, you see a grilled air vent in the ceiling and you think, right so I gotta get my lightsaber out and cut my way though that, to get out of this one.... NICE.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic1 Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 When your mother in law tries to get you to stop playing JK2 And spend sometime with her daughter and you reach out to choke her and she kicks and screams and.......... I was playing cards ALL night with friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 When you say "HEY YOU THERE" to every one you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Originally posted by mima kake When you say "HEY YOU THERE" to every one you see. haha im gonna try that one tomorrow i know when ive been playing too much JK2....one time i saw on tv the top of a building and it had like doors, venting shafts etc on and i thought to myself "right, im gonna force jump over this, crouch behind that then jump out and slash him with a sabre"....i started to move my hands up as if i was reaching towards my keyboard but then i realised i wasnt actually playing at that time!! Divine Spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HertogJan Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 ... when you are your ruler in the middle of your class, laughing evily, making "whoeeesj" sounds and everyone stares at you, thinking: "what the f*ck is he doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 ..when your trying to do a wallrun in the supermarket.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G0SP0DAR Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 ...when you attempt Force Mind Trick on the cop who pulls you over for speeding...and it works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteriousJedi Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 i swear about 2 weeks ago i had played all day and that night when i was gonig to sleep i closed my eyes and saw two jedi having a light sabre duel. i was like...uhhh i need to stop playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Yep...I've definitely played too much... I had my second dream about it last night. The first was all MP and pretty much a frag-fest in some of the maps - though they were slightly different...sort of melded together. The second dream...well I was the Jedi, running through this vast complex looking for somebody...cream-coloured walls...the Imperials had taken the place over...I shot down some officers, had to duck down to reach some stuff in a secret area, did a couple of force jumps out of trouble...duck and run while being pursued...and ended up in a huge docking bay trying to salvage some equipment...and still no sign of the guy I was looking for... ...strangely enough, I don't think I had a lightsaber with me... I know...it's just too strange... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demolisher Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 When you go out to Toys R Us and buy a lightsaber When you wish you could force jump over a big puddle of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrate Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 When throwing your friends off cliffs no longer satisfies your homocidal urges like they used to. When you use the Force to reach that top shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 i was playing lacross and- swear to god (i dont' know how i could ever do somethign like this)- i started slashing veeery slowly, thinking my hits would hurt the others harder. Coach Sanford thought i was having cramps and pulled me out for two minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarWind Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Heh, yeah. I was at a luncheon today, and the room we were in had two vents on the wall, big enough for a human to fit through. I'm thinking "right, saber throw oughta, no wait..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Originally posted by StormHammer Yep...I've definitely played too much... I had my second dream about it last night. The first was all MP and pretty much a frag-fest in some of the maps - though they were slightly different...sort of melded together. The second dream...well I was the Jedi, running through this vast complex looking for somebody...cream-coloured walls...the Imperials had taken the place over...I shot down some officers, had to duck down to reach some stuff in a secret area, did a couple of force jumps out of trouble...duck and run while being pursued...and ended up in a huge docking bay trying to salvage some equipment...and still no sign of the guy I was looking for... ...strangely enough, I don't think I had a lightsaber with me... I know...it's just too strange... AHAHAHAH!!! u think you're bad... I don't even HAVE the game, yet I've had 2 dreams so far in consecutive days!!! Both were mp dreams...In 1 i killed a rodian and i was using force grip. I don't really remember the other one, i know i was using guns though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatPhilbo Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 ..when your trying to do a wallrun in the supermarket.... uhhh..... bad idea. i'd say the worst that could happen from playing JKII too much is.... ....when you find yourself humming the "TIE FIGHTER ATTACK" song wallwalk down the hall and swinging a yardstick around at invisible imperial officers and a reborn next to your computer that just crashed for the third time that day. That happens to me and I don't even have the game. (Although I still get my kicks out of Jedi Knight, anyhow.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrown Saber Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 ...when you realize that Jedi II isn't even an actual game, and start wondering what you've REALLY been playing... OR ...when you hijack the Space Shuttle and remodel it to look exactly like the Raven's Claw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 When you get a yardstick, or something in the shape of a lightsaber and swing it far-too hard at the person who just told you that star wars sucks, and it sends the victim to the hospital. Then when you go to visit him at the hospital, you try to use force heal on him so he won't sue you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACGe0rge Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 When you make lightsaber "whoosh" sounds while taking a leak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessliar Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 When you shut your eyes and see the words "You killed Padawan" burned into your retinas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Slayne Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 ...When a really nice looking lady drops a line on you, and all you can think of is how to improve your Lightsaber tactics I really ought to snap out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 You know you've played to much jediknight 2 when .... you're done and stand up and the chair is stuck to your arse. Or when you find your walking on the street and think about pushing some off edge of the sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 When you make lightsaber "whoosh" sounds while taking a leak. hmm never thought of this..... i have gotten up from playing before and have a my legs not work, AT ALL. is not fun. i am trying to learn to eat with my feet, so i dont have to take breaks.... I also am trying to get ahold of a "laz-e-bowl" chair... (if you do know what it is.... no one can begin to explain it..... ) jkii dreams.... only have had one, but strangely(sp?) it was 3 weeks before the game came out. all i know is that it was MP, but it looked NOTHING like jkii AT ALL. it looked like a rock consert(how DO you spell that?) somehow i knew it was jkii... thats what put the iceing on the cake for me.... boy am i glad i did not wait for a demo..... edit: some spelling erorrs fixed, but i am sure i have missed some... its 2 AM right now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Yoyo Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 Before you go outside at night you open the door and look around for stormtroopers. I played JKII for 6 straight hours the other day and when I went to bed all I saw was myself walking aroung shooting stromtroopers while Star Wars music played in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 OHHOHH i got one! you know you have been playing jkii to much when.... whenever you read anything, to automaticly try to translate it from h4><0r.... (reading a SW book before, and was thinking "geez... this guys 1337 is REALLY goofed up...":D ) worse is when you try and form WORDS(spoken) in 1337.... we not that far yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 hmm, maybe when you take thousands of screenshots hopeing to get some cool ones... like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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