Joshi Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by NiKo Oh and i almost forgot.... after telling everyone what i feel about them, minutes before the world ends, i would rip of my clothes, run around town naked and scream "the end is near -kiss my rear" and free all the animals from the zoo. then i'd eat all the junk food i can eat untill i throw up and pass out..... what if u found out that after that, someone found a way of saving the world and u'd have to live with what u just did, or is this just a regular friday night for u? j/k, but really, what if u did that and then the world was saved, bet u'd feel like a real idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 I'll join NiKo and run down the street naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by sheaday6 ... we'd probably all do that if the world was actually going to end (even the atheists) y does every1 see atheists as ppl that believe in god but pretend not to do so? i dont believe in god, so i wouldnt pray for him. Just to give u an idea, wot u r saying to me is really the same as me saying to u that, in the end of the world, u would give up god and pray to Ala, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Well, considering i'd be scared ****less that the world is gonna end, i'd probably pray to every God I can think of, including Ala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by Neil Joshi bet u'd feel like a real idiot. Nah, i got used to it by now. people use the "the end is near" trick on me all the time just to see me naked.... plus i get complaints from the zoo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CxRx Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 I'd get ready to meet Him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by CxRx I'd get ready to meet Him who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grannen Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop who? Probably Captain America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CxRx Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop who? God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Id get in touch with every friend i have, ever person i love .... tell them i love them .... and embrace them as we die together ummm ... is this where i start crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanhal Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Yes, kill someone, with knifes, slowly, but not too slowly i mean i still have do...... other things (which would involve ALOT of girls) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 I must agree with Sheaday...you sicko, Vanhal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 26, 2002 Author Share Posted May 26, 2002 what a bad boy!! Well, i hope that before we die, u will think of me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by murta I'd save the world (one by one, we'll make them believe, conform, if they must) am i the only one who caught this? you un-original thief thats rufios material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by Drunken_Sailor First of all I would have s*x.Then I would spend the rest of the time with my family and friends. Originally posted by GrisWorld oh and I would have sex too, I could make last 2 hours Originally posted by NiKo and i'd have sex.... i hope.... You are all crazy!! 2hrs isn't nearly enough to have sex in... heck you'd be pushing it for oral sex (assuming you'd return the favor). =mek= PS: And what if your girlfriend has her raggs?!?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 If the world would end in two hours I... I..... uh...... I'd steal a bus and then intentionally start getting chased by the cops. And after that, if I have more time, I'd make stupid jokes by phone or Internet, unless I get caught and arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoE GurL Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Two hours... hmmm Steal a car, rob the bottle shop, CD store and spend it with friends getting ripped off our tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by Meksilon You are all crazy!! 2hrs isn't nearly enough to have sex in... heck you'd be pushing it for oral sex (assuming you'd return the favor). ...or maybe you'r just having sex to slow? but me, i'm a fast little devil jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by Meksilon You are all crazy!! 2hrs isn't nearly enough to have sex in... heck you'd be pushing it for oral sex (assuming you'd return the favor). =mek= PS: And what if your girlfriend has her raggs?!?!! Mek? I thought you were still a virgin- so how the hell would you know? Only people who have lost their virginity would know its possible- and no- I could say something but I think that would be way too much info for everyone about me and my bf's sex life:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by Natty Mek? I thought you were still a virgin- so how the hell would you know? Only people who have lost their virginity would know its possible- and no- I could say something but I think that would be way too much info for everyone about me and my bf's sex life:p Well you thought wrong. I remember saying (after YOU asked) that I had had sex with just the one girl... you know the chick I'm with at the moment... well the chick I've been with for the past 9 months, unless something really weird happens the chick I'll be with for the next... Lauren. Anything else you wanna know, I'd be happy to tell you. Well almost anything. Originally posted by NiKo ...or maybe you'r just having sex to slow? Sex is a process and without the full process you'll miss out on all the enjoyment... ...and if you rush it you might get your girlfriend pregnant and then if the world dosen't end (as it probably wouldn't) you'd really be in trouble. =mek= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by Meksilon and if you rush it you might get your girlfriend pregnant and then if the world dosen't end (as it probably wouldn't) you'd really be in trouble. ah who cares, were all dead in 2 hours anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 I don't think having sex once really qualifies as an expert on sex. Besides- there are always such contraseptive items as condoms or the pills, or just get her to swallow ya load, its not like you can get pregnant from swallowing cum. Or I dunno, have anal sex, can't get pregnant via ya arse- least that way you can still have sex but not worry about the pregnancy aspect of it if the world doesn't end (which it does coz it's been confirmed its gonna end) Or I know, mutual masturbation always works, that can last 2hours...sometime...well it does if you're not horny and cant really be bothered but ya kinda have to coz you don't have the heart to tell ya bf to bugger off... hmmmmmmmm oooooooooops that was probably too much info... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sheaday6 Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 i know, i know. I'd drop pennies off the empire states building... and maybe a paper plate, so people see the plate and say "oh my god, theres the alien spacecraft thats come to destroy us all!" and i'd have a good laugh, then the world ends hey, you never said how the world ends! Is it aliens, giant natural disaster, meteor, some religious apocalypse, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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