ninetyone91 Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 MAN DISCOVERS KEY TO ETERNAL LIFE! http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id= LIVE FOREVER A man recently created a device which allow humans to live for ever with out the effects of aging! CHECK IT OUT AT THE LINK ABOVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 oh boy...I was hoping that was going to be some kind of joke. The jokes on me for clicking on that damned link though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninetyone91 Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 This man is dedicated to the people of the world. He is constantly working to make this planet a happier and better place. Do not mock him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celedhel Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 What A Waste Of Web Space!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 This thread'll be moved any time now but before it is, let me ask you something. Tell the truth, you're the guy on the link right? I'd never be dumb enough to believe that device worked, but if it did, it and it's creator should be shot on site. People don't need to live forever. The worlds overpopulated as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lob2k Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 someone's been watching a little too much harry potter....if you'd ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyOneCanoli Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Wow! I clicked on the banner 80 times so I get my free eternal life ring! I love the scientific diagrams showing exactly how it works. They are flawless and convinced me to get one. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 why are there 2 identical threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Dath Maximus why are there 2 identical threads 9191 put the thread up in the valley of the jedi, and it got moved here, and 9191 decided to put the same thread here, unbeknownst that his other thread was already here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Lucas is using it too! It has only one side effect... Episode 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagabond Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Things that make you go, "Hmmmmmm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbiesan Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 that would explain Dick Clark's youthful appearance.. or perhaps he's in kahootz with the grey aliens.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chastan Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 What happens if you put this device on your genitalia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Bad Chastan Bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 "Chastan: What happens if you put this device on your genitalia? " Then once you die, your penis will not only live on, it will maintain its youthful appearance. Long after your body has decayed, your penis will live on. HEY THIS PRODUCT REALLY WORKS! HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 lol what a load of crap... I wonder how much money your making off this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Xwing Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Why would you post crap like that that isn't about JK2 or starwars? Oh, no one will listen to you anywhere else? I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillio Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 lol, if you believe in Christianity, then you wil just go to heaven and live forever with God in paradise! Why stay in this pitiful earth that's full of sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 ..But I'm an Athesist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt_Dancer Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I dunno. There are scientific principles behind what he is doing that could possibly help you to heal faster and help your cells realign properly. Im not saying you will live forever but there is some theories behind his idea that are found elsewhere in actual scientific research. First of all, he is right in saying that every cell in your body is a tiny magnet. Every living organism on Earth has its own bioelectric (magnetic) field. Sharks have certain organs for detecting these fields on the front of their snouts and use them to help hunt their prey and track down food. There was a theory batted about a few years ago that prolonged exposure to electromagnetic fields that are put out by electronic equipment such as computer monitors and the like could actually throw your bodies own magnetic field out of whack. The theory was trying to link cancer to prolonged exposure to these electrical fields by stating that the interrupted magnetic fields of our cells cause the misgrowth of cells which happens with cancer. Another theory that I have heard elsewhere, that he mentions on one of his pages there, was that accupuncture functions by stimulating certain nerves that cause the brain to release hormones setting your body into overdrive working to heal itself. It is thought that when your body is damaged in some way this process happens natually and accupuncture is a way of creating controlled damage to trigger the bodies natural response. That it the theory anyway. If the magnets in the rings are working on one of these accupressure/-puncter points then it could indeed trigger a healing and restoring response within your body. Lastly, and this is NOT scientific theory but just personal experience, I have tried magnets, having friends and family that have tried them swear up and down that they actually function in some way to help your body heal and restore itself. I was a bit skeptical but there is undoubtedly something going on with them as I have tried them and felt it first hand. Where I work we stand on our feet all day, on a concrete floor. Rough on the feet. Well, one of the women I worked with tried magnetic insoles in her shoes and after about twenty minutes she had to take them out. Her feet felt better but in addition to that she said they got jumpy and energized as though she couldn't keep them still. She said she wanted to walk around. A friend of our family wears a wristguard to keep her wrist stable while she sleeps. She has horrible carpal tunnel problems. A little while ago she started putting magnetic inserts into the wristguard while she sleeps and now she has no troubles with her wrist in the morning. I had a little trouble with my left wrist as well and tried magnets and the problem cleared itself in one night. Furthermore, I felt that same energizing feeling, that my coworker reported, in my hand and fingers... like they wanted to move. Well, thats lengthy but about all I have to say. Im not saying that those rings will help you stay alive forever, and who would want to... death is a blessing... however, there could be merit behind the idea. Dismissing it out of hand ... well, thats your perogative but the guy could have come up with something at the very least, helpful for a healthy body... and he's not even really trying to make a buck off of it. He tells you how to make the things on your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Phillio lol, if you believe in Christianity, then you wil just go to heaven and live forever with God in paradise! Why stay in this pitiful earth that's full of sin? People who go to heaven are generally quite dull. Come down to hell with the rest of us. You think it's great now, but when you get up there and have to play scrabble with the handful of priests who left the little boys alone for a few millenia, you'll wish you were down in hell playing strip twister with the Playboy bunnies *realizes he left his flame proof suit in Santa Barbara* Uh oh...I might be in trouble... Also, there are some things to be said for what the guy says, but I would go to a more...professional source if I were interested in this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobo The Feared Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I dont know whether to laugh or cry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJ! Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Vestril People who go to heaven are generally quite dull. Come down to hell with the rest of us. You think it's great now, but when you get up there and have to play scrabble with the handful of priests who left the little boys alone for a few millenia, you'll wish you were down in hell playing strip twister with the Playboy bunnies You're kidding, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt_Dancer Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Well, there is no one professionally making rings or devices such as these. So I'm not sure what professional sources you might seek out. Plus, professionals aren't always to be trusted just because they are professionals. People are people whether they have a degree or hold a steady job or not. You only have to look at some of the bold faced lies the governments of the world have told their citizens throughout history to know you can't trust anyone's word. You have to keep an open mind and an open eye and pay attention... then make your own judgements on whats true and right. You could easily dismiss this guys claim or research it and, for the price of a couple of magnets, build the rings according to his specs and try em out yourself and see if there's anything to it. Not reallly anything to lose by it. Not that I am trying to convince you. I was just disputing the fact that professional are always to be trusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillio Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 lol, vestril. In the end days you will regret what you just said. God loves everyone, but not everyone goes to heaven unless you "believe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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