leXX Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Did you see the part where Anakin was DFA'ed by Dooku and Anakin got up and shouted: "You cheap f**king DFA whore, I'm gonna ram my saber up you're scripting a$$." to which Dooku replies: "I own you, you n00b f**ker" to which Anakin replies: "Own this" as he backstabs him which Dooku dooges and yellow stance chops his arm off Please note: Please post your funny AOTC meets JKII stories here. Flamers are not welcome!
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 I liked that part right before Dooku and Yoda fought where Dooku turned off his saber and bowed. Then after he stood up Yoda turned off his saber and bowed. Then to be polite Dooku turned off his saber and bowed again. Then Yoda... Then Dooku... Once the fight begin it was cool. Dooku would make a swing, stop and ask "hp?" Yoda would reply with "lol". Then Dooku would respond with "lol". Then Yoda... Then Dooku... Then Yoda... /me wishes chat was disabled in duels...
jakka Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 what about in the other movie where darth vader force gripped that guy while he was talking, how cheap was that
Neko Lain Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 hehe, or in episode 6 where luke and vader fight luke turn of his saber vader attacks him and lukes like "omg! n00b my saber was down!" Vader says "lol" Then luke would jump away and vader would throw his saber after him and he would be like "EY! no throw you n00b!!" then luke would go into his headless chicken mode and swing around and get vader and he would be like "n00b, you cant use the saber" then the empeor would steal the kill and they would both be like "lighting whore"
BigMexican Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 how about the fact that yoda showed the most emotion in that entire movie, and he was computer animated?
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by BigMexican how about the fact that yoda showed the most emotion in that entire movie, and he was computer animated? But did he have nipples? Padme did. The Winner: The Perky Miss Portman!
BigMexican Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 natalie's performance in that movie was pretty sad if you ask me. the outfits were good. but to see her go from a masterpiece like the professional to a bland, uninspiring movie like AOTC was really disappointing. george lucas just cant direct i dont think : (
Ken Kasanagi Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 i love that part in AOTC where Obi was in the bar having a drink while bring up his console typing g_saberRealisticCombat 1 then turn around and cut that chick's hand off........
greedo626 Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 what about in episode I where Darth Maul and Qui Gon are in a duel and Darth Maul hits Qui Gon in the face and Qui Gon says "WTF!? you f*ck up! this is a NK server dumb*ss!" and Darth Maul backstabs him. then Obi Wan joins the duel and says "you f*cking spammer! try fighting without using your fat ugly *ss!" and Darth Maul goes "f*ck you n00b. I owz joo." and Obi Wan proceeds to cut him in half with a medium backsweep. or how about in ANH when on the Falcon Luke asks Obi Wan how to script that quick draw he did in the cantina.
malinkie Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 What about when luke is on the barge in Tatooine when he tells R2 to put "devmapall" then "giveall", "sabercolor green" then proceeds to kick ass. Or what about... Darth Vader: "My son is with them" Emp: "Are you sure?" Darth Vader: "I have felt him my master." What a pervert LOL!!
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