Clem Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 hmph <steals his welcome basket back> <checks to see cider and vid is safe and find cookies missing> hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!! *WIPS OUT THE LIGHTSABER* WHO WHANTS TO DANCE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 whips out 2 maulstyle sabres! 1 white 1 orange me play .... me dance .... me chop limbs off every1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 BTW lexx, you're list of heroes is getting very long...you really like a lot of people in the Swamp, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by Darklighter BTW lexx, you're list of heroes is getting very long...you really like a lot of people in the Swamp, huh? I sure do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 but not me congrats on yer 1000 lexx (sure u'll make it tonite) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Hmm time for evil sinister plan no. 2 I feel the flaw in my last plan was that it was too obvious therefore this time i have adopted a clever disguise! My new plan will simply be to anonymously start some vicious rumours regarding lexx and the heroes. Once the british tabloids get hold of these rumours theyll be camping outside this thread all day looking for exclusive photos. The heroes will be unable to cope with the pressure and will all quit. BWUHAHAHAHA I really ought to stop talking to myself incase it blows my cover! Ok time to put my plan into operation: What's That you say? lexx is really jimmy saville in disguise! Have you heard that the heroes are scared of the dark! Aparantly lexx's heroes is just a front for an international drug smuggling operation ! i think my work here is done! *darth-nasty leaves the thread and heads off to phone the press* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 hehe i like this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth-Nasty What's That you say? lexx is really jimmy saville in disguise! Have you heard that the heroes are scared of the dark! Aparantly lexx's heroes is just a front for an international drug smuggling operation ! i think my work here is done! *darth-nasty leaves the thread and heads off to phone the press* oh crap how did u find out that i was afread of the dark *makes a call to the drug loards to halt all shipments* *looks around and runs to his car and heads for mexico* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 don't worry, lexx'll fix it! *oh damn, now everyone knows my secret* *tries to hide her collection of sweat suits and cigars* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 at lexx in a shell suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 <still wondering y he was removed from the list> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 you shuned me the moment another female entered the swamp and made me look, well, quite frankly...silly, and you were too tired to defend my honour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 *calles up drug loards for help in controling the press* well i will take care of the press dont worry lexx yom will take care of every thing *BOOOOOM* well there gos the press and my hand will be clean *runs to the sink to wash hands of blood* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 hmph ok then lexx doesnt like me nemore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Clem hmph ok then lexx doesnt like me nemore it is ok Clem *hands him a plate full of BURBEN BROWNIES and a BOTTLE of VADKA* here i hope this will make every thing all better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Clem hmph ok then lexx doesnt like me nemore I never said I didn't like you, you just don't get to be in my heroes anymore! Yom: don't worry m8, when it goes to court, I will be your alibi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 i gotta change my location and title people think im an alcoholic!! ok lexx i wont defend u nemore <puts sabres away> <happy that limbs are now safe> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Clem i gotta change my location and title people think im an alcoholic!! ok lexx i wont defend u nemore <puts sabres away> <happy that limbs are now safe> if you don't defend me, you will never get back in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Har har no-one can foil my plan! whats this? tomorrows newspaper? *darth-nasty holds up the newspaper with the headline "lexx=saville" * ha ha the credibility of the heroes is ruined! of course i can call off the press lexx if you offer me a place on your heroes list as originally requested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 I feel like no one missed me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by lexx I never said I didn't like you, you just don't get to be in my heroes anymore! Yom: don't worry m8, when it goes to court, I will be your alibi it is ok when my "friends" get here they will thake care of the police if u know what i mean. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth-Nasty Har har no-one can foil my plan! whats this? tomorrows newspaper? *darth-nasty holds up the newspaper with the headline "lexx=saville" * ha ha the credibility of the heroes is ruined! of course i can call off the press lexx if you offer me a place on your heroes list as originally requested! foiled! *slaps thigh* your cunning and humour has impressed me much Darth-Nasty! Welcome to Lexx's Heroes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth-Nasty Har har no-one can foil my plan! whats this? tomorrows newspaper? *darth-nasty holds up the newspaper with the headline "lexx=saville" * ha ha the credibility of the heroes is ruined! of course i can call off the press lexx if you offer me a place on your heroes list as originally requested! dot do it lexx it is a trap to kill u NOOOOOOOO!!!! must save lexx. *runs and beets Nasty over the head with a salami* there all is well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Camus I feel like no one missed me... I missed ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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