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your worst/funniest dream

 

funniest:

must of been about 6 months ago

 

i woke up (in the dream) and saw ben laden on the top bunk,he was all pale and was not moving.so i told my mom and we put him in the boot of our car and brought him to the police station.i ran in and told the officer we captured ben laden but when my mom opened the boot all that was there was a poster of ben laden lol.so we went home and ben laden was on my top bunk again !!!.this time my father put him in the boot again and brought him to what looked like a mini-white house and went in.he gave them ben laden and receive a check of 1million $.when he came the FBI was everywhere lol and then i woke up

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I dreamed I was locked in a giant shopping mall with several levels and escalators and such. And suddenly out of know where I am being chased by two giant hot dogs, a pickle and a tomato. The only way I could slow them down was shaking pepper in they're faces. The dream never ended so I don't know if I ever made it out of the mall, but I will tell you I woke up sweating.....weird!

 

The Coolest dream I ever had was when I was in third grade, I had pneumonia and I fell asleep on the couch in the basement watching Empire Strikes Back(That's how sick I was, I could never fall asleep to my favorite movie!) I dreamed that my town was being invaded by the empire, and AT-ATs were walking down the street, Tie Fighters were in the sky, Stormtroopers were running up and down the hallways at my school, I was sitting in a locker hiding when Darth Vader walked by! It was so real I wish I could go back and re-live that dream.

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My scariest dream would of have to been this one.It happened a couple of years ago.I fell asleep and I found myself in this street.It was night,but there were some lamp posts.Next to me was a police officer and an old woman covered in black cloth.Suddenly all the cars vanished,and the lady asked the police man she needed help with something.As she said that,I looked in her hands to find that those were eyeballs in her hands!They both walked about a block away,then turned right,to an alley.They went to far for me to see,and suddenly,I heard the police officer scream.Then I say something running towards me with extreme speed...From that same alley!I realized it was the old woman,but she wasnt a human at all!With a demonic look,spiked out of its back,blood dripping from its teeth,and a hand that was still holding eyeballs,it ran at me.I jumped about 50-feet in the air,and was about to strike when I suddenly remembered'its a dream!'so I grabbed a big rock and hit myself in the head as hard as I could,waking me up.But I had a headache that day and,earily,had a giant shape on my head that was shapeed EXACLY like the rock.Which makes me wonder,'was it a dream,or was it real?'I guess ill never know.

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ever notice those not yet asleep dreams where you're falling and then just before you hit the ground you wake up? I hate those.

 

I noticed the other day that I always have my bad dreams when I sleep on my back. never when I sleep on my side or stomach. and I always have the weirdest dreams when I sleep on my side and my best dreams when I sleep on my stomach. weird:confused:

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Huh.... you must be getting my bad dreams because I never have any. I'm never afraid of whats going on in my dreams.

 

Darth Groovy, if you want to relive that dream then you should try getting into lucid dreaming... if you're really serious about it. You could relive it and more every night. :)

 

My dreams often have scary things in them: zombies, flesh burning plagues, tidal waves... Im never afraid of them. I may feel panicked in the dream but it never carries over to the waking state.

 

My worst dream of late is as follows: I work in a lobster house in real life, I dream that I am at work. My boss comes up to me and asks me to go pick some lobsters, something I don't usually do, in the other building (we don't have another building) so I walk down the street (we're not near a steet either... we are on a small point right on the ocean) and go into the lobster picking building. It's dark and deserted. I turn on the lights and there are little picking stations throughout the one big room. I walk to one of the stations. The floor is covered in green tamale and lobster grime. The place reeks of lobster waste.

 

No ones around and I wonder if other people will show up. In a few minutes people start coming in and they go to work. I see one kid doing it wrong. You are supposed to twist the tail off of the body and I go over to show him how. I grab a cooked lobster off of his pile and twist it. the white cooked body slides out of the carapace and the lobster begins to screach a high pitched burbling note. It screams and screams as I whack it with the back of a large knife and then I wake up.

 

Not horrifying but kind of gross.

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heres 2 other of my dreams

 

dream #1:

im in half-life mp

its a deathmatch

everyone has only a pistol

i get shot,i fall to the ground and respawn LOL

it kept happening over and over again

 

dream #2:

me and my family go for a holiday in greenland.

when we get there,we see on the TV a news flash saying Russia has sent a nuke on greenalnd.so we run trough the ice 50 miles to get to the airport but ist shut down.we then run to the sea to catch a boat.half way there we could see the nuke in the sky we got onto the boat and i woke up

 

dream #3:

im in this huge skyscrapers stairway.i go up and there a lift.i go in and put 3 tripmine at the entrance.i walk back down and cross a very fat buziness man that walks up to the lift and blows up with the trip mines

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lucid dreams can be the funniest and the scariest. for me at least. for those of you who need an explanation a lucid dream is when you know you're dreaming and you can control it. i flew to school and blew it up once.... memories..... the scariest actually was when i realized i was in a dream and though to myself "my subconcious could think of things faster and meaner then i could" and BAM a giant dog was chasing me through a park. i eventually ran into a pole and woke up sweating. it was very weird...................... my therapist doesnt like me anymore.

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I had a dream once where I was in India for some odd reason. Any way the big-wig over there was talking to me about buying some Apache guns ships that I just so happened to own. I replied "Yeah, sure mate." and the very instant I said that a nuke landed about two blocks away. The silly thing was, that in my dream I thought that if I held my breath and grabbed hold of a road sign I would come out of it O.K.

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Originally posted by Darth Talliusc

lucid dreams can be the funniest and the scariest. for me at least. for those of you who need an explanation a lucid dream is when you know you're dreaming and you can control it. i flew to school and blew it up once.... memories..... the scariest actually was when i realized i was in a dream and though to myself "my subconcious could think of things faster and meaner then i could" and BAM a giant dog was chasing me through a park. i eventually ran into a pole and woke up sweating. it was very weird...................... my therapist doesnt like me anymore.

Ive had lucid dreams a couple of times in my life time.And whats freaky about my dreams are that half the time I have a dream with some guy trying to kill me,or a house exploding,and a couple of days later I see that EXACT person or house.Am I seeing the future,or am I meeting people in their dreams and when they're in their dreams they are insane?As for lucid dreams,same thing.But in all my lucid dreams some monster comes running at me,like hes trying to kill me or something.Here are all three of my lucid dreams:

#1.The scariest dream I talked about in an earlier reply,except I never said that I tried shooting an energy blast at it from my hands,but nothing happened.

#2.I appear on a lake(litterally standing on a lake) and this hovering thing was staring at me.It had a brown,ragdown piece of cloth over it,similar to what the old lady had over her before she transformed into that demon in my 1st dream.It had a giant red eye and blue,wrinkly feet with sharp toenails hovering over the water.I tried doing the energy blast at it,like the 1st dream,and an energy blast didnt come out of my hands,but a circular space opened up right under my hands in the water,and the guy dissapeared and reappeared behind me.We kept doing the same thing for a minute,then it yelled'thats enough!'and slashed at me in the face.

#3.will be posted tommorow.

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Originally posted by hoverbeast

.And whats freaky about my dreams are that half the time I have a dream with some guy trying to kill me,or a house exploding,and a couple of days later I see that EXACT person or house.Am I seeing the future,or am I meeting people in their dreams and when they're in their dreams they are insane?

 

That happens in almost every dream that I remember, except those that invole my g/f.:D

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I love nothing more than I love the feeling of dreaming and knowing that I am dreaming. Well... thats just an expression but you know what I mean. I like it a lot. Lucid dreaming is so fantastic... I just wish that I could start doing it at will.

 

In my dreams I have always had trouble flying... its like swimming through the air but its hard to do. During my last lucid dream I was supercharged. Flying like a rocket. Amazing.

 

http://www.ld4all.com if you guys want to check out a great site. Message board is nice too.

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Originally posted by Sidewinder05

your worst/funniest dream

 

funniest:

must of been about 6 months ago

 

i woke up (in the dream) and saw ben laden on the top bunk,he was all pale and was not moving.so i told my mom and we put him in the boot of our car and brought him to the police station.i ran in and told the officer we captured ben laden but when my mom opened the boot all that was there was a poster of ben laden lol.so we went home and ben laden was on my top bunk again !!!.this time my father put him in the boot again and brought him to what looked like a mini-white house and went in.he gave them ben laden and receive a check of 1million $.when he came the FBI was everywhere lol and then i woke up

 

 

Ha ha ha. :D

 

Worst dream: Being chased by my ex-girlfriends naked mother in a forest. I don't even want to know what that means.

 

Best dream: I was living my dream as a wealthy person who was successful in life, in really awesome shape, and had everything he wanted. I'm about 5% there. I'm in good shape, have a GOOD job, and do things that I want, but I'm not there just yet. Give me 5 to 10 years, then we'll see.

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There is a simple trick that is a dead certainty for strange dreams.

And that is to eat cheese before you go to bed, it somehow stimulates the dreaming part of the dream.

 

a Mad dream that comes to mind, is when i dreamt i was flying a kite and it got very very windy, and i was lifted from the floor and was flying over my home town dangling from a kite. I then remeber waiting till i was over a lake then fell into the water at which point i awoke.

 

I checked it out in a dream dictionary when i went down to see my girl in Brighton. The explanation of the dream was that i had high hopes and that i was heading for a fall surprisingly enough. Later that evening me and the girl split up - ah well!

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Originally posted by Jedi wannabe

I hardly ever have dreams but whwn I do 99% of them are like a premonition(sp?) and what happenes in my dream happens a day or two later!

 

You ALWAYS dream you just rarely ember them when you wake up. Your brain releases chemicals that ,ake you forget dreams so you don't confuse them with real life but some times it isn't fully succesful so you remember the dream.

 

All of the Dreams I have I can control at will though it somtimes take a while to realize its a dream I con't remember not being able to conciously (sp?) control my action despite being unconcious.

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Originally posted by Jah Warrior

There is a simple trick that is a dead certainty for strange dreams.

And that is to eat cheese before you go to bed, it somehow stimulates the dreaming part of the dream.

 

a Mad dream that comes to mind, is when i dreamt i was flying a kite and it got very very windy, and i was lifted from the floor and was flying over my home town dangling from a kite. I then remeber waiting till i was over a lake then fell into the water at which point i awoke.

 

I checked it out in a dream dictionary when i went down to see my girl in Brighton. The explanation of the dream was that i had high hopes and that i was heading for a fall surprisingly enough. Later that evening me and the girl split up - ah well!

 

 

aaaahhhh..............

the power of cheese:p

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Well, the idea that the dreams of humanity as a whole have specific meanings and symbology isn't one thats fully accepted by everyone as a valid theory. I think it may be interesting to look up things like that and perhaps it will give you something to go from, a starting point, but I think the best way for you to derive meanings from your dreams is to look at the events in your dream and try to correlate them with whats going on in your thoughts and your life.

 

A lot of what I dream about has no symbol system to it. I can see by looking at the events that a lot of the content is merely my brain rehashing things that I thought about or encountered while I was awake (i.e. dreaming about skiing after having gone shopping for skis... something like that)

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