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Originally posted by Throno-Denkai

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. You guys hit your heads to a rock or somethin? You dont even know what to laugh for fuc*s sake! I bet you would laugh to a picture that has Mickey Mouse with Darth Mauls head and farting while swinging his saber.

 

stfu, lighten up

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Originally posted by Throno-Denkai

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. You guys hit your heads to a rock or somethin? You dont even know what to laugh for fuc*s sake! I bet you would laugh to a picture that has Mickey Mouse with Darth Mauls head and farting while swinging his saber.

 

I'll pretend you didn't say that....

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You want to laugh? Ok.

 

Darth Vader is walking in a hall, suddenly his cell phone rings.("Darth Vader theme")

 

Commander-"Hello My lord."

Vader-"Hello Commander, how did it go?"

Commander-"We have conquared planets Toto-nie, Jfd-asd-jks and Gof-ucky-ourself."

Vader-"Excelent, I am at my sons fathers day for his school, ill be there after."

 

He turns off the phone and walks into his sons class room.

 

Luke-"This is my father Darth Vader, he is a dark lord."

 

Everyone-"woooooooow"

Teacher-"Hello Mr.Vader, can you please take off your helmet?"

Luke-"He cant breath without his helmet."

Vader-"No worries, My body is upgraded!!!"

 

Vader takes out a laptop from his stomach, he opens Darth Vader 2000 and clicks to Breath Without Helmet V2.4. He takes out his helmet.

 

Everyone-"EEEEEEWWWWWWWW"

Teacher-"HOLY SHI*, you can put it on Mr.Vader."

(He puts on)

Teacher-"Now class, do you have questions for Mr.Vader?"

Kid1-"I have. Mr.Vader, how do you keep a laptop on your stomach?"

Vader-"Well my...(Computer-"YOU GOT MAIL!") Just a minute.

 

He takes out his laptop again and looks for the e-mail, than puts it on his stomach again.

 

Vader-"Hmm, Obi-wan wants to play Jedi Clown II: Jedi Crap with me from the spiritual world. Ill play with him later. Like I was saying, more than half of my body is machine.

Everyone-"Wooooooooow"

Kid2-"What do you do during your job?"

Vader-"Kill jedis."

Kid3-"What do you do for fun?"

Vader-"Kill jedis."

Kid4-"What is your favorite sport?

Vader-"DeadJediball."

Kid5-"What is your favorite video game?"

Vader-"Jedi Hunter."

(teacher gets scared)

Teacher-"Mr.Vader, isn't your son is a jedi?"

Vader-"Well yeah. Thats the problem, we don't touch him but sometimes we accidently kill his jedi friends. I get sad when I find out that I killed Lukes jedi friends, so I go out and kill more jedis to feel better.

Teacher-"(laughing nervously)Thanks for your time Mr.Vader.

Vader-"No problem, Luke Ill se ya later son.

 

He gets out of the class and goes to parking lot. He takes out his cell phone and calls imperial base.

 

Vader-"Commander."

Commander-"Yes my lord?"

Vader-"I am coming, also find me some jedis to kill. Don't get padawns, they are boring. Get like Jedi Knights and masters."

 

He gets in his Tie-Fighter and flies away.

 

TADAAAAAA. You dont need to laugh cause i am not laughing at it.

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