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Originally posted by talldudeX

That is far too long for me too read :D

 

 

trust me... I have a story thats 29 pages in microsoft word... thats not to long for a good laugh... afew parts are dry but man... I get hyper im out there...

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Originally posted by JrKASperov

I thank you all for stating that you are all crazy and because of that, I am normal...

 

*bows*

 

freaks!

 

I think you are anything but normal Sperov...you critise people for being crazy, and therefore you are in the wrong...

 

...and if you are wrong, you are not normal...

 

:Dhehe

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Originally posted by Darklighter

 

I think you are anything but normal Sperov...you critise people for being crazy, and therefore you are in the wrong...

 

...and if you are wrong, you are not normal...

 

:Dhehe

 

OK Darky no more smart talk for u u are just as crazy as the reast of us :D:p

 

and as for u Mr. i am a normal person Sperov u are a Toples pooFlinging monkey and u are a nog as well. :D :D :D now i feel beter

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ok, sperov, or whatever the hell your name is, just dont talk. besides, if you were normal you wouldnt have bothered to read this thread........and darky, you scare me more and more each day. and i third (or somethin) the motion that sperov is crazier and stranger than us.

 

*kicks sperov as he bows*

 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Originally posted by phantom827

camus, just a question: how the heck did you write 29 pages in Word? i cant write 5 pages in word!

 

 

You know that is a very easy question... :D Ive been writing that story for over a year... At least once a week I try to sit down at night... Have a large cup of mountain dew... start at 8 and type tell 12... Putting in atleast 4 hours of typing a week... :D I need the mountain dew to get me on the edge of my set and my brain flying 90 to nothing... I know it sounds cheesy but heck it works... :D

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and i third (or somethin) the motion that sperov is crazier and stranger than us.

 

I am not! Prove it!

 

I'm just Dutch, I can't help it.... and a wookie too..

 

BTW, my nick is Judicator KASperov, which makes me JrKASperov short... And my real name is Kasper(like from the little friendly ghost)

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Originally posted by phantom827

wow.........a year............even im not that dedicated........and caffeine doesnt work for me, which is really weird. it makes me really tired.........:D

 

 

2 years in april... I try to work on it when I cant... Its okay about the caffien part... :S I have a friend that has drank one of those leter bottles of mountain dew and went strait to bed... :S Of couse he woke up really early to take a very large leak... lol

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Okay its that time again... another pointless log!!!!

 

<Camus> hello...

<obi13> hey camus

<Reb> Allo Camus

[sat Aug 24 11:05:20 CDT 2002] Tyrion has no profile.

<Tyrion> Hi

<obi13> hey tyrion

<Camus> hey...

<Tyrion> Ugh

<Camus> :D

<Camus> We are all americans...

<Camus> :D

<Camus> Even reb is American...

<Camus> :D

<Tyrion> that women in the backround of your webpage has big breasts.....

<Camus> lol

<Tyrion> Why are all of you looking at me?

<Camus> What took you so long to relize that???

<Tyrion> lol

<Tyrion> uh

<Camus> Yeah..

<obi13> *smacks tyrion*

<obi13> =P

<Tyrion> lol

<Camus> Thats the first thing you see when she first appers in the movie...

<Camus> O.O

<Camus> flashes her boobs ad they bounce...

<Camus> Then her a**...

<Camus> Then her hole body...

<Camus> O.O

<Camus> as they bounce*

<obi13> Down boy!

<Camus> lol

<Tyrion> Everytime you name a body part of a woman

<obi13> hey, I got a new quote for my sig =)

<Tyrion> that's one less woman you get to date

<Camus> ...

<Camus> :D

<Camus> Oh well...

<Camus> As long as I have my g/f left it doesnt matter...

<Camus> :D

<Tyrion> 2 woman if it's about a drawn one...

<Tyrion> uh

<Camus> ...

<Tyrion> so

<Tyrion> Hmm

<Camus> My g/f would slap me lightly then kiss me...

<obi13> hey camus

<Camus> :(

<Camus> Hey what???

<Reb> Ty, did you you JO cd yet?

<obi13> Your g/f SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

<Tyrion> no

<obi13> j/k :D

<Tyrion> red

<Camus> bit me bi**h!!!

<Tyrion> reb

<obi13> she doesnt?

<Camus> she licks...

<obi13> then why the heck are you dating her?!

<Camus> :D

<obi13> =P

<Reb> whoa, that was supposed to be "did you find your JO cd yet"....

<Camus> :D

<Tyrion> uh...

<Camus> Its not about the blowjobs...

<Tyrion> I feel very...dirty

<Camus> ....

<Tyrion> dont know why

<Camus> Why???

<Tyrion> but I feel dirty

<Reb> go shower than Ty

<obi13> welcome to the real world tyrion =P

<Reb> :p

<Reb> have a bubble bath or whatever

<Reb> :p

<Tyrion> lol

<obi13> whatever 11 year ols do

<obi13> =P

<obi13> olds*

<Reb> yea, I forget...

<Tyrion> No I mean...mentally

<Reb> oh mentally

<Reb> heh

<Tyrion> I feel dirty...mentally

<obi13> well

<Reb> get used to it

<Camus> get over it...

<Camus> :S

<obi13> put your brain in the shower=P

<Reb> if you think your minds dirty now

<Reb> wait till you hit puberty :p

<Camus> Your brain is going to be getting dirty thought tell the day you die...

<Reb> you'll be having some really dirty thoughts then :p

<Camus> I remember when puberty started to hit me...

<Camus> :(

<Tyrion> AHH

<Reb> I find it strange now

<Tyrion> Girls..da** them...they didnt have power over me 3 years ago,now they do...DA**IT!

<Camus> I was 7 when thoughts and dirty feelings started hitting me...

<Camus> :(

<Reb> I don't remember what it like before

<obi13> Tyrion thinks girls are yucky =P

<Camus> lol

<Reb> I can't remember what it was like to have a smooth face

<Tyrion> No

<Tyrion> I dont

<obi13> i was just kiddin dude

<Tyrion> but I feel that they control me

<Tyrion> AHHHHH\

<Camus> lol

<Tyrion> lol

<Reb> that's one thing I found strangest about puberty

<obi13> thats your mother, tyrion

<Camus> just wait tell you get the "look"

<Tyrion> ....

<Camus> ...

<Camus> da**...

<obi13> soon, it will be your wife controling you

<Camus> that is the scarest moment...

<obi13> *evil face*

<Tyrion> lol

<Reb> once something of you changes, you can't remember what it was like before then...

<Tyrion> lol

<obi13> your wife will ask the same questions your mom does

<obi13> like:

<obi13> WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU AT 3 THIS MORNING!

<Camus> lol

<Reb> no no

<Reb> the worst has to be "Does this make me look fat?"

<Tyrion> lol

<Reb> there is no RIGHT ANSWER to that question

<Camus> Oh god...

<Camus> :(

<Tyrion> lol

<obi13> tell her yes, tyrion

<Reb> or do these jeans make my a** look big

<Camus> wost thing is when you get stuck in a word trap...

<obi13> thats the right answer

<Tyrion> Da**..why DO men get married anyway?

<Camus> For the sex....

<Tyrion> uh

<Camus> :(

<obi13> drugs......

<Tyrion> they dont need to get married to do THAT

<Reb> I believe that Chris Rock said it the best

<Camus> the fact if we didnt have someone home to clean wall we was at work...

<Camus> :(

<Reb> "men finally decide to settle down because they don't wanna be the old guy at the club"

<Camus> our houses would fall aprat...

<Camus> :(

<obi13> lol

<Reb> "you know what I mean, it's not like he's really really old"

<Tyrion> not mine

<obi13> im living alone

<obi13> in the desert

<Tyrion> I'd live in the trees

<obi13> when im old

<Reb> "he's just a little too old to be at the club"

<obi13> hm....I wonder why...........

<Tyrion> "Moe,get the shotgun"

<Camus> geee...

<Camus> obs...

<obi13> Im gonna live in a small hut

<Reb> I have a feeling I'll die when I'm around 60 or so

<Reb> backstabbed by some tattoed freak...

<Tyrion> nah

<obi13> and keep a flashlight in a trunk

<Tyrion> lol

<Camus> Tyrion you can awalys become gay if you dont want to mess with womem...

<Camus> :D

<obi13> and give it to some kid

<Tyrion> ...

<obi13> and say it was his dads

<Tyrion> Camus

<Camus> lol

<Tyrion> that's just...sick

<Camus> im just messing with you...

<obi13> and THEN

<Camus> oh...

<Reb> there's nothing wrong with being gay

<Reb> it's just

<Camus> you dont know sick...

<Reb> not for me that's all :p

<Tyrion> I know that

<obi13> I could get killed by a blackguy at the air port

<obi13> ....

<Tyrion> It's sick for me

<Reb> hey man

<obi13> THEN

<Tyrion> doesnt mean I dont mind them

<Reb> you're only young yet

<Tyrion> ...

<Reb> one of these days you may wake up gay :p

<Tyrion> er

<Camus> lol

<obi13> My spirit could guide that younf guy with the flashlight to a small dwarf

<Tyrion> Obi

<obi13> who speaks backwards

<obi13> and THEN

<obi13> he would be "reckless"

<Tyrion> stop telling me about your twisted life dreams

<Reb> obi

<Camus> lol

<obi13> and go try to kill the black guy that killed me

<Reb> lay off the deathsticks...

<obi13> you guys dont get it, do you? =(

<Camus> lol

<Reb> I get it obi

<Camus> your parenoid???

<obi13> *was being ben kenobi*

<Reb> I just worry

<Reb> I really do...

<obi13> why?

<Reb> no reason...

<obi13> So what if I think im obi-wan kenobi

<obi13> =(

<Tyrion> AWWWW

<obi13> *tries to activate plastic lightsaber*

<Tyrion> STFU!

<obi13> wheres the lazer? =9

<obi13> =(

<Tyrion> aww

<Tyrion> *Gets out his real lightsaber*

<Tyrion> here

<obi13> *tries force jumop, gets 2 feet off of ground*

<obi13> =(

<obi13> I guess the force had to be somewhere else all of a sudden =(

<Tyrion> *Slices obi with his lightsaber*

<obi13> *is already dead*

<obi13> *remember?*

<Tyrion> er

<Tyrion> really?

<obi13> I got killed by the black guy

<obi13> *black guy=vader, tyrion..........*

<Tyrion> er

<Tyrion> oh

<Tyrion> I thought you meant some black guy smokin' pot with a gun...

<Tyrion> Chillin wiht his homies

[sat Aug 24 11:20:31 CDT 2002] Chef has no profile.

<Tyrion> hi

<Camus> Yom!!!

<obi13> hey yom

<Reb> pouring out his 40 on the sidewalk...

<Camus> SUP!!!

<Reb> Allo Yom

<Camus> :D

<Chef> hey

<Tyrion> YOMMY!

<Camus> "woops"

<Camus> lol

<Chef> not much here

<Camus> Yeah...

<obi13> anyone want a gif avatar?

<Camus> We are talking about black guys...

<Camus> and Tyrion being gay when he gets older...

<Chef> ok

<Camus> :D

<Camus> lol

<Chef> lol

<Chef> i can see that

<Camus> blackguy=darth vader

<obi13> lol, tyrion is a nog*

<Camus> :(

<Chef> so tyrion u are coming out

<Tyrion> ?

<Tyrion> huh?

<Tyrion> Coming out?

<Chef> lol

<obi13> of the el closeto

<Tyrion> oh

<Tyrion> uh

<Tyrion> ...yeah....

<obi13> just say yes

<Chef> are u coming out of the closet

<Camus> lol

<obi13> HAHAHAHAHA!

<Chef> lol

<Tyrion> What the **** did I do now?

<Camus> lol

<Camus> ~bangs his head against the desk in laughter~

<obi13> "Absolutely wonderful, the mind of a child" -Yoda

<Camus> hes comming out...

<Camus> ...

<Tyrion> ...

<Camus> lol

<Tyrion> I feel like an idiot

<Chef> how do u like them

<Tyrion> dont know why

<Camus> "oh"

<Camus> "uh"

<Reb> uh yea, that's so incredibly amusing...

<Chef> big and strong

<Camus> "...yeah...."

<Tyrion> Is scared at the big,gay men here

<Reb> big gay al?

<Camus> lol

<Camus> ???

<Reb> is that the guy

<Camus> What????

<Camus> im not gay...

<Tyrion> Er

<obi13> oh hush, yopu silly goose

<Reb> from south park

<Chef> is that your new b/f tyrion

<obi13> wtf did I say?

<Tyrion> ahhhhhhhhhhh

<obi13> *washs mouth out with soap*

<obi13> NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Tyrion> AHHHHHHHhh

<Reb> once again, this chat is making absofrickinlutely no sense...

<Tyrion> uh

<Tyrion> lol

<Camus> lol

<Tyrion> Isnt that how everything with us turn out?

<Camus> oh god...

<Chef> post this now

<Camus> this one is going to be logged...

<Tyrion> Er what?

<obi13> lol

[sat Aug 24 11:25:07 CDT 2002] Maddest Max: in the West

<Chef> see what every one says

<obi13> hey max

<Tyrion> DONT LOG THE ONE WITH MY SEXUALLITY

<Maddest Max> hi

<Tyrion> er

<Reb> heh, I figured you were going to say that Camus

<Chef> hey max

<Tyrion> hi max

<Maddest Max> and I'm not dath

<Reb> Allo Max

<Tyrion> er

<Camus> lol

<obi13> I know who you REALLY are......

<Camus> oh its all going...

<Tyrion> ignore my first message

<Tyrion> max

<obi13> =)

<Camus> lol

<Chef> yeah max tyrion is coming out

<Camus> dont worry max...

<Camus> no hes not...

<Camus> he didnt know what being in the closet ment...

<Camus> :(

<obi13> *was never in the closet*

<Camus> He just feel for a cheap joke...

<obi13> *never WILL be in the closet*

<Tyrion> er

<Camus> ~wasnt either and will never go in the closet~

<Camus> in the closet means your gay but you dont let anyone know...

<Tyrion> What the hell is "the closet"?

<Camus> comming out means...

<Tyrion> oh

<obi13> The closet

<Tyrion> DAMN

<Camus> your admitting to beign gay...

<Chef> what closet there is a closet???

<obi13> youi know, where you put your cloths.....

<Tyrion> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

<obi13> =P

<Camus> lol

<Chef> when did we get a closet in here

<Tyrion> Actually,I am gay,I'm very gay

<Maddest Max> we've had enough of that from kit, tyrion

<obi13> o.O

<Chef> ok

<Tyrion> I'm happy

<Camus> lol

<obi13> o.O

<Camus> okay...

<Tyrion> I'm very happy

<Chef> my bro is gay (older bro)

<obi13> thats all i can say at this moment

<obi13> o.O

<Tyrion> not that I do like men

<Tyrion> I'm happy

<Reb> well, coming out of the closet just doesn't pertain to being gay

<obi13> o.O

<Tyrion> o.0

<Tyrion> o.O

<Tyrion> OO

<Reb> you can be a "Closet" lot of things

<Tyrion> mmmm

<Tyrion> OO

<Tyrion> OO

<Tyrion> boo by!

<Reb> closet usually refers to being something secretly

<Tyrion> boobi

<Maddest Max> who else here is a closet gamer?

<Camus> Yeah....

<Tyrion> OO

<Camus> Yes..

<Tyrion> mmm

<Tyrion> boo

<Tyrion> bie

<Camus> Im not a closet gamer...

<Tyrion> mmm

<Camus> im a fully known gamer...

<Chef> Were is keny

<Reb> Yea, I'm pretty open about my gaming preference :p

<Chef> KENYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

<Camus> KENY!!!

<Chef> NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

<Camus> ~runs around looking for keny~

<Camus> Keny!!!

<Camus> Where are you keny???

<Maddest Max> why keny and not kenny?

<Camus> Chef I cant find keny!!!

<Reb> OMG, you killed...no wait...

<Camus> ???

<Chef> *siffs**sniffs*

<Camus> Where is keny?!?!?!

<Camus> :(

<Chef> someone drank him

<obi13> woa

<Camus> I want a drink of beer...

<obi13> o.O

<Tyrion> mmm

<Chef> NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

<Tyrion> beer

<Camus> NO!!!

<Chef> da** u basterds

<Camus> :'(

<Tyrion> mmm

<Tyrion> kenny died

<Tyrion> I think a cow ate him

<Camus> Someone find keny the keg and fill him up fast!!!

<Tyrion> or something

<Reb> *grabs a beer from the fridge for himself*

<Chef> *falls over crying*

<Camus> Evil cows...

<Camus> must die!!!

<Maddest Max> =( I get to drive to and fro from school starting monday(notice I didn't say attending classes is sad)

<Reb> not really, I only drink at 2 in the afternoon at university

<Tyrion> Hmm

<Reb> that must suck max

<Tyrion> what;s the best type of girl

<Reb> how far do you have to go?

<Camus> hot girls...

<Camus> :D

<Tyrion> Hot or has alot of the same interests as you?

<Reb> umm, well, in my case Tyrion

<Maddest Max> and tyrion to get that you need to realize my drive is 50 minutes each way

<obi13> a quite girl.........

<Reb> 18 and over :p

<Chef> hot and ones who dont nagg u

<Tyrion> hmm

<obi13> A sci fi chick =)

<Camus> ~is lucky because his g/f fits into both discriptions~

<Camus> :D

 

 

Edit: I was informed I didnt clean up all the bad words and If you see any more of them in my logs please tell me so I can edit them out... :(

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I was reading that then I decided to scroll down to see how much was left.then died. you could not tell tyrion was 11 if he didn't tell everybody.

 

 

Yeah... He does have that effect sometimes...

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