Divine Spirit Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 It started out as harmless list. Its only intention was a way of honouring friends and having fun but it all went tragically wrong. This is the tale of… Lexx’s Mafia In recent weeks of posting on this forum, I noticed an up and coming trend of ‘lists’ and one of these lists was created by the one and only female regular poster in the Swamp: Lexx. She said that she started Lexx’s Heroes “as a sort of honour list of my friends that I had made in these forums”, which is perfectly ok but this was just the start of an underground empire running the Lucasforums! Lexx was always a popular poster on Lucasforums. She was witty, clever, charming and most of all: female. All these attributes meant that she made many friends in Yoda’s Swamp and after a while, many of them were begging to join Lexx’s Heroes. This desire of being in the list escalated into a full-scale craze throughout the swamp and soon, everybody had heard of Lexx’s Heroes. This was Lexx’s Heroes in its prime, a successful and amusing entity in Lucasforums but this new found glory meant that Lexx’s Heroes stands on the edge of a knife, stray but a little and it would fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains as long as the company is true. From this time onwards, Lexx was untouchable. If she ever had any bad comments coming her way her heroes would stand up for her and flame the person who dared to badmouth her. In fact, the heroes would get rid of anything that stood in the way of Lexx. This system ran on the pure desire to be faithful to Lexx: the heroes prospered while the posters who weren’t members could only wish to be a hero. Using tactics to get their way, the heroes continued until no one could have a bad opinion about Lexx. This truly was a Mafia-like organisation. But one day, someone came along who defied the system. Someone who stood up for what they believed and spoke against Lexx’s Heroes. This person was Darth Clem! His actions acted like a shock wave against the Heroes and unfortunately the heroes weren’t able to protect Lexx when Clem spoke his opinion and used to the cushy protection of many other posters to protect her, Lexx was shocked by the comments made from Clem, a popular poster, and she decided to end Lexx’s Heroes! From the beginning, bad things were destined for the ‘Heroes’ and Lexx’s Heroes was about to meet its destiny. On 14th August 2002 at precisely 2:37pm GMT, Lexx made a thread stating the end of Lexx’s heroes and there was havoc on the forums! The Heroes came to the defence of Lexx and started to flame Clem but nothing seemed to persuade Lexx to start the list again. Infuriated by this, the heroes set about getting revenge. They offended Clem until he finally chose to leave Lucasforums after many months of happy posting. Some people accepted Clem’s departure and others tried to stop him from going. This decision is still left hanging in the balance. The forums are presently in turmoil; who knows what will happen next? Whatever does take place you know you heard it here first! And remember readers, keep it strictly HUSH HUSH! This thread was brought to you through Divine Spirit's Satire Newsletter. Do NOT take it seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 hmm that sounds a bit harsh i feel you are gonna offend a few people with that one (even with your disclaimer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Just die..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 Thats me all right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 HEY HANDSOME =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 Originally posted by =SSC=Kal-El HEY HANDSOME =) what? dont u like my looks or something? Shrek's wife said im gorgeous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 You have far to much time on your hands lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 Originally posted by MaulerZ13 You have far to much time on your hands lol hehe, you're right! now im trying to find something interesting to do again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Originally posted by Divine Spirit what? dont u like my looks or something? Shrek's wife said im gorgeous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Statler: I don't get it? Waldorph: I don't know whats going on but I don't like it! Statler: I don't like it either! Waldorph: It's like a bad soap opera! Statler: What is a good Soap opera? Staler! Hey, Boo! Waldorph: Boo! Be Sure and catch Statler and Waldorph at Manipulation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 LOL. I thought it was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throno-Denkai Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 We can call this topic as Lexx Wars or Lexx:The puppet master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 After popular demand (sounds strange but its true! see here ) I have managed to photograph the Lexx's Mafia crime boss in an exclusive Divine Spirit Satirical Newsletter special!!! I caught a picture of lexx revealing herself to neo.....with sexy consequences! unfortunatly, due to the graphic nature of these photos iv had to cover up certain parts of the photo - see if you can guess which! Here it is: EDIT - as a sort of caption contest, see if you can guess what theyre saying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "I can see that your Schwartz is as big as mine." is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "Your a man?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "Know matter how hard I scrub.....the....the fuzzy stuff just won't come off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I dont know why, but reading all of that made me think of this fellow........... *giggles to self* edit- WTF? the original pic was Less then Half of that size....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 Does that guy need some help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 The Matrix pic "Do you feel a draft?" as for obi's sick........just plain sick...........i am forever unclean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 Originally posted by Dath Maximus The Matrix pic "Do you feel a draft?" as for obi's sick........just plain sick...........i am forever unclean thought u were in Hermes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 i left, had things to do, messages to post, real friends to bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 lexx you were hurt as a child werent you. j/k:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 well that's not a very nice thing to say even in jest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 its not so bad i was hurt and look how i turned out. wait bad example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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