leXX Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Yes, you're right! And to think someone posted a thread not too long ago saying how much they hate school because it stopped them posting in this forum and playing JK2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 ha ha it's the return of the matrix avatars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by lexx Yes, you're right! And to think someone posted a thread not too long ago saying how much they hate school because it stopped them posting in this forum and playing JK2! what has happened to this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon what has happened to this forum Sorry whitedragon, but he's right! I know people make typo's including myselt, but the grammer around here is ridiculous! LET THE MATRIX REVOLUTION BEGIN!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by lexx Sorry whitedragon, but he's right! I know people make typo's including myselt, but the grammer around here is ridiculous! LET THE MATRIX REVOLUTION BEGIN!!!!!!!!!! i know hes right but it dosent irritate me THAT much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon i know hes right but it dosent irritate me THAT much It irritates me sometimes! Don't worry mate, do you want me to cheer you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by lexx It irritates me sometimes! Don't worry mate, do you want me to cheer you up? how and yes i need it im kinda depressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 How about this? What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and, if it falls out of a tree, can kill you? A pool table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB How about this? What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and, if it falls out of a tree, can kill you? A pool table. God save me:D thanks i needed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 for whitedragon Jerry Springer Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Lexx is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend Tyrion. So everyone please put your hands together for Lexx! Jerry: Okay, now Lexx you're here to talk about someone aren't you? You: Yes. Jerry: And what is this other persons name? You: Whitedragon. The crowd SQUEALS with delight. Jerry: Okay, okay, well Whitedragon, is actually here tonight - The crowd SQUEALS. Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Lexx, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... SivyB! You: What the HELL!!! Out of nowhere you pull out a Lightsaber. SivyB reaches for the computer chair. Out of the shadows Jubatus appears. Jubatus: Wait everybody wait! Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here SivyB. SivyB: Because I saw Lexx and Jubatus making out at Jabba's Palace! The crowd goes absolutely INSANE. Jubatus: That's a lie! I was home watching Star Trek! Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem SivyB? SivyB: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Tyrion who has recently become engaged to Jubatus. The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement. Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Tyrion out here because Lexx had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Whitedragon that's right! Tyrion: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Whitedragon! You know I'm how I feel about Whitedragon!. Jubatus: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Whitedragon! Tyrion: Because I knew that I could never have Whitedragon. But Lexx promised me that they'd never get together out of respect for my feelings! Jubatus: What about respect for MY feelings! SivyB walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Tyrion. SivyB: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me. Again the crowd SQUEALS. Jubatus: Oh my God! Are you SICK! Jubatus runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly. Jubatus: Lexx take me away from all of this! You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married... The crowd does its bit. Jubatus: Married? You nod. Jubatus: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand! You: The other day. In Norwich. I'm married to Whitedragon. Tyrion: (screaming) WHAT!!! Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night? Whitedragon: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 7 times if that's what you mean. The crowd squeals. Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... Lexx is married to Whitedragon who Tyrion has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Tyrion has recently become engaged to Jubatus who was recently spotted kissing Lexx in the Jabba's Palace. Now on top of this SivyB has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Tyrion. Whitedragon: That's right Jerry. Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Norwich to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight. Queue cheesy background music and fade to black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by lexx for whitedragon Jerry Springer Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Lexx is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend Tyrion. So everyone please put your hands together for Lexx! Jerry: Okay, now Lexx you're here to talk about someone aren't you? You: Yes. Jerry: And what is this other persons name? You: Whitedragon. The crowd SQUEALS with delight. Jerry: Okay, okay, well Whitedragon, is actually here tonight - The crowd SQUEALS. Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Lexx, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... SivyB! You: What the HELL!!! Out of nowhere you pull out a Lightsaber. SivyB reaches for the computer chair. Out of the shadows Jubatus appears. Jubatus: Wait everybody wait! Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here SivyB. SivyB: Because I saw Lexx and Jubatus making out at Jabba's Palace! The crowd goes absolutely INSANE. Jubatus: That's a lie! I was home watching Star Trek! Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem SivyB? SivyB: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Tyrion who has recently become engaged to Jubatus. The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement. Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Tyrion out here because Lexx had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Whitedragon that's right! Tyrion: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Whitedragon! You know I'm how I feel about Whitedragon!. Jubatus: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Whitedragon! Tyrion: Because I knew that I could never have Whitedragon. But Lexx promised me that they'd never get together out of respect for my feelings! Jubatus: What about respect for MY feelings! SivyB walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Tyrion. SivyB: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me. Again the crowd SQUEALS. Jubatus: Oh my God! Are you SICK! Jubatus runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly. Jubatus: Lexx take me away from all of this! You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married... The crowd does its bit. Jubatus: Married? You nod. Jubatus: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand! You: The other day. In Norwich. I'm married to Whitedragon. Tyrion: (screaming) WHAT!!! Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night? Whitedragon: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 7 times if that's what you mean. The crowd squeals. Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... Lexx is married to Whitedragon who Tyrion has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Tyrion has recently become engaged to Jubatus who was recently spotted kissing Lexx in the Jabba's Palace. Now on top of this SivyB has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Tyrion. Whitedragon: That's right Jerry. Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Norwich to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight. Queue cheesy background music and fade to black. my lawyer will be in touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 polished my lightsaber 7 times. man that was funney lexx how long didit take you to come up with it:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by lexx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon polished my lightsaber 7 times. man that was funney lexx how long didit take you to come up with it:D Make your own one up! http://www.golaugh.co.uk/uselesscrap/jerry.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by lexx Make your own one up! http://www.golaugh.co.uk/uselesscrap/jerry.htm *person in the audience gets the microphone* hey white dragon i think the reason your such a loser is because you ant got a job whitedragon: i do have a job audience member: talk to my hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart! LOL Spank the Monkey! I got 203 mph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by lexx for whitedragon Jerry Springer Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Lexx is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend Tyrion. So everyone please put your hands together for Lexx! Jerry: Okay, now Lexx you're here to talk about someone aren't you? You: Yes. Jerry: And what is this other persons name? You: Whitedragon. The crowd SQUEALS with delight. Jerry: Okay, okay, well Whitedragon, is actually here tonight - The crowd SQUEALS. Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Lexx, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... SivyB! You: What the HELL!!! Out of nowhere you pull out a Lightsaber. SivyB reaches for the computer chair. Out of the shadows Jubatus appears. Jubatus: Wait everybody wait! Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here SivyB. SivyB: Because I saw Lexx and Jubatus making out at Jabba's Palace! The crowd goes absolutely INSANE. Jubatus: That's a lie! I was home watching Star Trek! Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem SivyB? SivyB: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Tyrion who has recently become engaged to Jubatus. The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement. Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Tyrion out here because Lexx had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Whitedragon that's right! Tyrion: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Whitedragon! You know I'm how I feel about Whitedragon!. Jubatus: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Whitedragon! Tyrion: Because I knew that I could never have Whitedragon. But Lexx promised me that they'd never get together out of respect for my feelings! Jubatus: What about respect for MY feelings! SivyB walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Tyrion. SivyB: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me. Again the crowd SQUEALS. Jubatus: Oh my God! Are you SICK! Jubatus runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly. Jubatus: Lexx take me away from all of this! You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married... The crowd does its bit. Jubatus: Married? You nod. Jubatus: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand! You: The other day. In Norwich. I'm married to Whitedragon. Tyrion: (screaming) WHAT!!! Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night? Whitedragon: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 7 times if that's what you mean. The crowd squeals. Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... Lexx is married to Whitedragon who Tyrion has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Tyrion has recently become engaged to Jubatus who was recently spotted kissing Lexx in the Jabba's Palace. Now on top of this SivyB has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Tyrion. Whitedragon: That's right Jerry. Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Norwich to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight. Queue cheesy background music and fade to black. ............. Please say Jubatus is a girl,please say Jubatus is a girl...... Er...btw what DID you want to confess to me anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! white dragon is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend yom. So everyone please put your hands together for white dragon! Jerry: Okay, now white dragon you're here to talk about someone aren't you? You: Yes. Jerry: And what is this other persons name? You: lexx. The crowd SQUEALS with delight. Jerry: Okay, okay, well lexx, is actually here tonight - The crowd SQUEALS. Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you white dragon, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... obi-wan13! You: What the HELL!!! Out of nowhere you pull out a dual lightsaber. obi-wan13 reaches for the fold out chair. Out of the shadows mrs. x appears. mrs. x: Wait everybody wait! Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here obi-wan13. obi-wan13: Because I saw white dragon and mrs. x making out at canada! The crowd goes absolutely INSANE. mrs. x: That's a lie! I was home watching cowboy bebop! Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem obi-wan13? obi-wan13: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with yom who has recently become engaged to mrs. x. The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement. Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring yom out here because white dragon had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... lexx that's right! yom: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with lexx! You know I'm how I feel about lexx!. mrs. x: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with lexx! yom: Because I knew that I could never have lexx. But white dragon promised me that they'd never get together out of respect for my feelings! mrs. x: What about respect for MY feelings! obi-wan13 walks suddenly across the stage, embracing yom. obi-wan13: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me. Again the crowd SQUEALS. mrs. x: Oh my God! Are you SICK! mrs. x runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly. mrs. x: white dragon take me away from all of this! You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married... The crowd does its bit. mrs. x: Married? You nod. mrs. x: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand! You: The other day. In Norwich. I'm married to lexx. yom: (screaming) WHAT!!! Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night? lexx: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 13 times if that's what you mean. The crowd squeals. Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... white dragon is married to lexx who yom has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now yom has recently become engaged to mrs. x who was recently spotted kissing white dragon in the canada. Now on top of this obi-wan13 has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with yom. lexx: That's right Jerry. Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Norwich to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight. Queue cheesy background music and fade to black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by lexx LMFAO this ones a keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 I could only spank my monkey at 99 Mph, I couldn't do it anymore my wrist was getting saw. My god this thread is going downhill fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB I could only spank my monkey at 99 Mph, I couldn't do it anymore my wrist was getting saw. My god this thread is going downhill fast! hmm, I'd say it was going uphill! Anyway, night all, I'm off to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 Originally posted by lexx hmm, I'd say it was going uphill! Anyway, night all, I'm off to bed! yep its better than complaining about how people dont spell check good nite lexx and thanks for chearing me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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