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Twins of Doom

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Originally posted by Twins of Doom

oooh, i thought of one

 

146: you go around saying things such as:

 

Where shall my blood be spilled?

My life for narzul

 

why would you SAY a thing like that...stupid acolytes in warcraft 3, lol......how does it affect jk2...i'm not sure...but....it does, that's how

 

The acolytes were meant to be not very smart (notice my sig(an acolyte says that(except for yob yob(but thats cause im an ewok)))).

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149- you ask "how do I make a Mod?"

 

150- you think sports are stupid and games are all that matters

 

151- You think that owning a 5 speed makes you a racer

 

152- You think I'm talking about a bicycle in 151

 

153- You play so many games you start using forums speak in everyday life

 

154- You like tea more then coffee

 

156- you think drinking a beer is exciting!

 

157- You think you would have made a good Jedi in Real Life

 

158- you think 9/11 was justified

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159. You come into a reduced-force server and say "Haha, bye kids" if they have anything in light/dark side turned on.

 

160. In Bespin CTF, you go to the other teams flag and get pulled off the platform, over and over and over again.

 

161. Instead of securing the aforementioned enemy flag by killing the puller first, you say "Stupid n00b lamer a55fighter"

 

162. In the Yavin CTF map, you use the nifty trick to go "way up in the air" in the middle courtyard, to play keep away with the flag.

 

163. You call a vote to kick the guy you keep losing to.

 

164. You go to a NF server and accuse people of pushing you.

 

165. You wonder why you're lagging so much and you keep whining about it, even though you're a 56Ker on AOL, which should be self-explanatory.

 

166. You complain about people with pings over 200.

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169. You get pissed when someone activates the compactor in the DeathStar map when you just want to retrieve the Rocket and Bacta... and that person was STANDING AT THE BUTTON!

 

170. You keep going for the shield power up in the compactor in the Hideout map and don't understand why you sometimes get killed.

 

171. You call someone who uses Mind_Trick with a DFA or Lunge a cheater because you didn't put 2 points in Seeing!

 

172. You die from a STUN BATON! LOL!

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First of all, using this thread as a way of flaming other forum members is completely ridiculous to say the least....

 

Now, since n00b is more or less the same as "idiot" these days, here is a type of "idiot" that I have grown to despise:

 

174. You try to kick all the time because you think you'll be accepted as leet if you fly around like a moron, desperately trying to kick some poor guy.

 

175. You actually manage to kick someone to death, and think it's an indicator of your awesome skill to do so.

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176. You speak danish. :p (im from sweden, so...)

 

No, serious...

 

176. You get killed by homing missiles, since "they are impossible to escape from".

 

177. You keep trying to kill your teammates in Team FFA or CTF.

 

178. You try to find your own lightsaber in Jedi Master games.

 

179. You use BS, "because its overpowered and very effective!"

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