SPY_jmr1 Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 first off, I would like to thank the xwa.net guys for this, what a gem:D I will use a quote from the original post but the game will go diffent, swamp style:D the game is simple. I'll begin by giving you two things that are very different, and you must tell me how they are related. Then you leave the next person something to relate. For example, let's say what was left was this: Scissors and an Apple. Scissors are sharp. Apples have skins. Some people don't like apple skins. Therefore, they must cut off the apple skins. They do this with a knife. Knives are sharp. There you have it, that's the basic gist of the game. The more twisted and humorous you can make it, the better. All that's left is for me to begin. So, the first topic will be: and we begin... brown paper bags and IKEA shelfing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 IKEA shelfing is very heavy and thick Brown paper bags are handy when your sick I shall bludgeon SPY_jmr1 to death with IKEA Shelfing for making this thread and put his remains in this brown paper bag instead. And now: Tobasco Sauce and Eatible Undies BOOYA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted September 20, 2002 Author Share Posted September 20, 2002 hrmm.... tobasco sauce, very hot. eatable undies, go on butt... either one could I eat, eat I would not. 300 baud modem and a bently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 With my 300 baud modem I shall download ever so slowly, though my modems user freindly, after I obtain your credit card money(download on a sunday) Off I go to Mexico in my brand new Bentley. Garbonzo beans and WD-40:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted September 20, 2002 Author Share Posted September 20, 2002 "Garbonzo beans and WD-40" eh? tough guy huh? here we go... garbonzo beans, harder then rocks. IMHO only good for shot. WD-40, what shail I do? spay the beans and send them right thru! dilbert and a 16 gauge over-under semi automatic shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Dilbert, the dumb one, office humor I have none, If I were a cartoon with a 16 gauge over-under semi automatic shotgun, Bye bye dilbert! Doesn't that sound like fun? Athletic Supporter, and a 12-string guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Athletic Supporter, sometimes called a Jock. Normally used to protect my C**K:D Generally works, but not so far, as to deflect a hit from a 12 string guitar. I figured that this would be something totally different, something like "Tribond" or "Degrees of Separation". Should have known better when I saw that SPY started this topic:D Next one: A Pepsi and a pack of matches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Looks like a job for Gandalf. Pepsi gives your heart burn. One of those strange religious people from one of them forest countries could capture you, tear out your heart, and burn it. They do so with Matches. *bows* Thank you. Next up: Star Wars and the EU. j/k Heres a hard one- Coat Hangers and Cheesecake. Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Cheesecake cheese is a dairy product another dairy product is milk milk rhymes with silk silk is used to make clothes clothes are hung on coathangers easy Spoons and Mr T __________________ Make any wrong move, even twitch, and everyone around the car dies. starting with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Spoons are often used to eat stuf with (eg. Ice cream). Mr. T prolly likes Ice Cream and thats why the spoon and Mr. T are related. Mr. T Eats the Ice with the spoon....! and now...! cell phone and a rabbit -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Cellphones has covers Covers can have pictures Pictures can be Bunny Rabits Bunny Rabits are Bunny rabits Spam and pokemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Spam rhymes with jam which can be put on bread also put on bread is butter butter comes from cows cows are a type of animal another animal is the camel camels are found in africa africa is a place another place is england england has a flag flags often have colours on one colour is yellow another is orange bart simpson wears an orange t shirt bart rhymes with cart cart is a vehicle another vehicle is a car their was a car in knight rider the car was black night is black at night people get mugged mugged sounds like bugged bugged is what the fbi do to criminals phones criminals go to jail in jail you are locked in a cage animals are kept in cages a mouse is an animal pickachu looks like a mouse pickachu is a pokemon wow that was hard! space rocket and turkey __________________ Make any wrong move, even twitch, and everyone around the car dies. starting with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 ok, let me try this you can see some rockets at the kennedy space centre you can buy freezed-dried ice cream at the space centre you can get ice-cream from KFC a chicken is a relative of a turkey water-wings and a saw-off shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Well there were some water wings shot by a shot gun. But this man with the saw destroyed the shot gun. He tought but now with the barrel sawed of he was more powerfull. mark hammil and used toiletpaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 that's easy! mark hamill's acting skills and what used toilet paper is covered in. only joking, mark hamill is a fine actor hannibal lector and a motorised scooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Hark Hammil sticks in your thoughts like how toilet paper sticks to your shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 When hanibal lector was a young boy he stole a motorised scooter. glas of water and puppy dog tails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Puppy dog's tails get hot in August, so they stick um in a glass of water. Boot Blacking and Prince of Space :D :D (MST3K joke ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 The prince of space disguise himself as booth-blacking. And believe me thats not a easy thing to do:D Salt and socker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Salt is salty eggs are salty eggs are yellow adfdfea are yellow adfdea isnt a word Socker isnt a word Obi and girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Obi gets all the girls....... Tyrion and BANNED ~.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Obi gets all the girls....... Tyrion and BANNED ~.~ Tyrion has spammed before Spamming is bad obi smells bad obi eats dirt dirt is what jedi2k2's brain is jedi2k2 is banned Fruit loops and SNES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Fruit loops taste good in bed. SNES games do things to your head. Never said it before in a thread, Sometimes I wish Tyrion was........ eating some bread! Yeah! spork, sea monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Come on isn't anyone else around here creative? Rhett could we move this to Galactic Battlegrounds Off Topic Discussion? Just curuious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Well I really enjoy 'watching' these kinds of threads, I don't participate much though Original: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78544 Gotta love it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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