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JandoFett1842

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If you insist:

 

*** FLAME FORM ***

 

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie

[ ] Lamer

[ ] AOLer

[ ] "Me too" er

[ ] Pervert

[ ] Geek

[ ] Spammer

[ ] Nerd

[ ] Elvis

[X] Fed

[ ] Freak

[X] Scientologist

[ ] Scammer

[ ] Dumbass

[ ] Pre-teen

 

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines

[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites

[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread

[ ] You started an off-topic thread

[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups

[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll

[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)

[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous

[ ] You said "me too" to something

[ ] You suck

[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks

[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad

[X] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal

[X] I think you might be a fed

[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool

[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally

worthless that you are being flamed anyway

 

To Repent, You Must:

 

[ ] Stop masturbating for a week

[ ] Give up your AOL account

[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it

[X] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy

[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

[ ] Actually post something relevant

[ ] Read the FAQ

[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

 

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 

[ ] Blow me

[ ] Get a life

[X] Never post again

[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again

[X] I pity your dog

[ ] Go to hell

[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else

[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser

[ ] Learn to post or f**k off

[ ] All of the above

 

 

*END OF FORM*

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