ZBomber Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Hey, on another board I go to, we made a movie (not with pictures, just the script,) lets try it here.... Main Cast ZBomber - The SIth Lord Padanime - Creator of Weapons Sivy - Cafertia Man Tyrion - Uses the ships cannons Obi 13 - Also uses cannons Admins - Oisouly, the people in charge of the ship Rhett (he gets his own) - Exxecutior of Spammers Groovy - Former movie star, had a bad accident with a chainsaw and Carrie Fisher...... OK, thats all I can think of. When the story begins, feel free to put yourself in the movie.... Lets begin! *Everyone is on the ship, the BIG ONE* Matt-Windu- Its a beautiful night Spy - Yes, it is Rhett- It would be perfect if I had someone to kill...... ZBomber - We could always use Tyrion.... *Tyrion looks up* Tyrion - Donut? Groovy - Hes drunk again, huh? Padanime - Where did he get beer? Tyrion - Pink..... Elephant... die! *Tyrion collapses.* Hehe, your turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 *a handsome young man enters* "who ordered the sandwich to go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB who ordered the sandwich to go? hmm.. back to your cage, cafertia man! Nah, Sivy. You can be somethign else. Just tell me and I'll change your job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 *shoots a cannon at a young spammer* Matt-windu: You get 'um? obi13: I got 'um good enough, sir! Matt: ya-har! most good, mate! obi13: thank ye, cap'n! *Rhett yoinks obi13 by collar to his feet* obi13: Yowsa! Tat huits! Rhett: Where be me yoinking stick? I knows youse gots it! ya-har! obi13: I aint got ye stick, cap'n! Tyrion, he be the thief that took it! Tyrion: Good job not telling anyone....... Rhett: Ya-har! ye young thief! gimme back my stick, or I'll have ye in shanks! Tyrion: *sigh* yessir, here it be. *hands over stick* *Rhett hits Tyrion over head with stick* Rhett: Let that be a lesson to ye! Kurgan: ARR, mates! Set course for the second star to the right, and on till dawn! ARRRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Hey this is pretty cool! Way to go Z, I will come back tomorrow with a better script. I'll see any movie as long as Ben Affleck, Richard Dean Anderson, and Kevin Costner are not part of the cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 *Leemu kicks open the door* "who ordered the kegs of beer??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Rhett: Ahh, swabby Taos. Be a good lad and put two of them barrels o' wiskey in my private chambers. Matt: Obi13, what is an todays schedule. Rhett: Are there any mutinous spamming dogs aboard that need to be dealt with? Rhett: *Rhett speaks as he takes his yoink stick out and rubs some Pledge on it while softly laughing* Obi13: Ummm no...... but, we do have some requisition forms to fill out. Matt: Ughhh.... Can't it wait? It's almost happy hour. Rhett: Yar! Requisition forms be damned, YAR! Obi13: But sir, we're going through kegs and yoink sticks like there's no tomorrow yet we haven't needed to refill on water for 23 months! The harbor master is getting suspicious about our activities. He claims that we've been at sea for three years but have spent most of our time having drunken spammer execution parties aboard this vessel. Rhett: Yar! Harbor master be damned, YAR! Can we go drink now? I better have a drink in my hand in the next five minutes or I'm going to yoink someone. Obi13: Screw this. I'm taking a break from this insanity. Obi13: *walks away* Rhett: *while turning to Matt* What crawled up his butt, Yar? Kurgan: *while walking up to everyone* Gentlemen, by my calculations we should reach the planet of Spamania in seven hours. Rhett: SEVEN hours? Oh great. I only ordered enough kegs to last for five. What am I going to do? You gus know I'm useless as a murderous spammer killer when I'm sober. Tyrion: I uhh.. heh.. I can get ya some booze, yeah. Yeah...heh. For a price, that is. *as he rubbed his hands together. Rhett: You must bring us these frosty beverages you have hidden away before I count to twenty or we will surely all take turns beating the spam out of you, before we then finally shove you in a cannon and launch your *** into the broad side of the first Spammish village we see along the way. Tyrion: *frozen* ... Rhett: One. Tyrion: Guaah... AAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.......*runs away screaming while urinating down the back of his long johns* Rhett: That.... that was just to much fun. Man I need to kill something.... Matt: Eheh. Ah, I never get tired of this. *pans to a shot of the ship starting on it's way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 *Legion emerges from his broken cage located in the hull of the massive ship to reveal a scrawny, disgruntled character gone through many days so it seems without any food* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhssssss..... a pleasure once again Tyrion... sss... sss..." hissed legion. "YOU! I thought you'd be dead by this time!" exclaimed tyrion. *legion releases his grasp from a nearby pipe, hand dripping with blood* "Come come... friend... sshhh..... does my appearance frighten you?... sss... I merely strangled the cook who happened to pass nearby and I slit his throat afterwards with his own knife.... hhhh...." said legion. *At this moment legions eyes glared with a fiery glow* "Y... yo... you... You're mad!!" screamed tyrion, by now already planning his escape route. "mad? Mad? MAD!?!? You're being controlled by a throng of barrel guzzling, ignorant fools that have no idea how to run a ship and you call me mad!? hssssssss..... They'll pay... oh yesssss... they shall pay... hhhh..." *Tyrions eyes start shooting here and there trying to find an easy way out, but alas there stood legion watching his intent* "Waaantsss to ruuuun... doesssss he...? hhehh heh heh..." whispered legion to himself. "I'm going to report this and you'll pay for your crimes Legion, I swear by it." said tyrion. "I wouldn't be so sure of that... hhhssss.... little one..." snickered legion. *legion suddenly jumps and grabs tyrion by his shirt collar* ~ Screams ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 *suddely his eyes opened* "where am i?" *leXX a.k.a trinity enters the door* "your finaly out of the matrix, follow me" *leXX goes into another room* *kstar__2 enters the room* "hi kstar__2!" *kstar__2 is greeted by all the rescued swampies* "hi all!" *kstar__2 sit down* "u know, i'm really hungry!" "here, grap some food" "what is that?" "it's spam" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 hmm.. .you knoiw what would make this thread perfect? a sticky. and me being a moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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