Nob Akimoto Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 In the tradition set forth by His Majesty Emperor Norton I, Emperor of America, and the Protector of Mexico, I, Noboru Akimoto, answering to the overwhelming requests of the denizens of cyberspace, hereby declare myself Emperor of the World Wide Web, and in virtue of the powers vested in me hereby order all representatives of Web Sites all over the internet to gather at the X-wing Legacy Forums on the 1st of November. At this meeting we shall labor to create a set of strict, but just laws in order to bring about the end of the chaos and evils plaguging our land, and to create confidence in our ability to act both responsibly and freely both online and off. Please repost this whereever you can. Thank you. Noboru I, Emperor of Cyberspace, and Protector of Peer to Peer Networking. (As for the referrence, please refer to Emperor Norton I, and his reign over the United States during his time as Emperor in the mid 19th century.)
Nute Gunray Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 I'll start the right-wing militant coup process.
Nob Akimoto Posted October 8, 2002 Author Posted October 8, 2002 I grant thee the title and privilage of Earl of Militant Rightwinginism in Cyberspace. From henceforth denizens of cyberspace shall refer to you as "Most Noble" Nute Gunray.
Gold leader Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 I'll bring the beer. Kegs, bottles or cans?
Ikhnaton Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 Nob, if i didn't know you better, i'd say you were spamming for your web site.
Taarkin Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by Zargon yeah....but that was daned good spam Yes, the Danes truly are legendary for their canned meats. What do you think Hamlet was named after?
Nute Gunray Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 WANTED: trusted underlings to help form military junta. must be willing to die in gunbattle with loyalist forces during failed coup attempt. flexible hours.
Zargon Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 I'm in, if you die on business life insurance pays off triple note: I meant damned, you know it you sarcastic ass hint: thats a compliment
Commander 598 Posted October 8, 2002 Posted October 8, 2002 I'm in. So, by Soviet standards I should be Marshal Sovetskogo Souza and Nute should be Generalissimus. *Puts on uniform and the smell of mothballs fills the room*
Zargon Posted October 9, 2002 Posted October 9, 2002 What make's you think we are gunna use Soviet Standards?
Gold leader Posted October 9, 2002 Posted October 9, 2002 Yeah! Everybody knows the best (or the worst, that depends) come from Middle America. Therefore it should be Generalissimo.
Zargon Posted October 9, 2002 Posted October 9, 2002 What the hell is wrong with just using English...................
Rogue Nine Posted October 9, 2002 Posted October 9, 2002 Too many inconsistencies. We should use Esperanto.
Gold leader Posted October 9, 2002 Posted October 9, 2002 No, too simple. We should use Dutch, because of the neat words like "versnellingsbak" or "sproeivliegtuig".
Jabba The Hunt Posted October 9, 2002 Posted October 9, 2002 Dont you americans believe in a democracy? (sp)
Redwing Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 no. we hate demoncracy. communism r0xx0rs. capitalist pig. I haven't been to XWL in a...long while...*pops over*
superthrawn Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 Since every good Empire must have some sort of priestly caste to interfere with court politics, run things poorly and just generally get in the way of what might be considered productive, I'll take that job!
Rebel Loyaltist Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 Uh uh make me the leader of Shameless entertainment!
Taarkin Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist Uh uh make me the leader of Shameless entertainment! Well, you got the first half of that down pat.
Flying Beastie Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 Can I be Minister of Unnatural Resources?
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