Taarkin Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 After my unanimous an overwhelming victory in the "connect two unlike things" thread, I've invented a new game. In this one, one persn asks a stupid question; it cold be something you just made up, something that's been bugging you, or something you thought up while under the influence of livestock tranquilizers. Then another person must answer it a seriously as possible. I'll start: What would the world be like with no Atlantic ocean? What if instead it was one, big, flat steppe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 probably would be some cities in it, there'd be less rain on the east coast of usa, west coasts of africa and europe. There'd be no transatlantic cable. And the world wars would've been different. How is plastic made? (seriously, i don't know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Plastic is manufactured by drone sheep. The sheep, in there factories while being shaved for wool, operate complex machinery and polymer mixers to create the plastic that you use every day. examples like keyboards, phones, the such. Next question: How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood What should I have for breakfast tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken Next question: How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! Don't you mean: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! ?? Answer: Depending on his cells ATP regeneration time periode he will cut wood as long as he has ATP or until he blacksout from lack of energy. He can also cut until his objective is met, i.e. a certain quota. Question: why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Ok, so what happens in this simultanious double post kind of situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by Jem Ok, so what happens in this simultanious double post kind of situation? The known universe falls under the control of either Commander 598, Zoom Rabbit, or Nute Gunray. Since the other two seem to be...uhh..."missing", I think i'll be taking my seat on the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Universal Collapse !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 if glass is higher on Mohs Hardness sccale thatn an iron nail, why can an iron nail scratch the glass? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Since Mohn's hardness scale doesn't account for very sharp things like the tip of an iron nail. Why do we call smilies smilies when they don't even smile or have nothing to do with facial expressions anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Tradition. How much money does Niner have left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 His dollar count is lower than his sperm count, and from what I've heard, Niner drinks a lot of Mountain Dew. Who is "luxjones", and if she's as cute as she looks, why is she in the personals of a internet geek site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hunt Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 she most likely joined while under the infulence of alcohol or other interesting substances. Why do beans make us fart more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by Jabba The Hunt she most likely joined while under the infulence of alcohol or other interesting substances. Why do beans make us fart more? Beans, contrary to appearance, are fairly 'emtpy'. They full mostly of methane molecules that are connected to the outer membrane of the bean. Your digestive acids in yrou stomach break this bond releasing millions of methane's into your digestive tract with only one way out, your anus. Why are hot dogs called dogs? Nitro: actually, Mt. Dew is really known to greatly bolster ones sperm count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by Zargon Beans, contrary to appearance, are fairly 'emtpy'. They full mostly of methane molecules that are connected to the outer membrane of the bean. Your digestive acids in yrou stomach break this bond releasing millions of methane's into your digestive tract with only one way out, your anus. Why are hot dogs called dogs? Nitro: actually, Mt. Dew is really known to greatly bolster ones sperm count Thank you for playing correctly, Zarg. From what I remember, theywere called "hot dachshunds" because of their shape, but like me, no one knew how to spell that so they shortened it to "dogs". Another factor was WWI. Things like "Frankfurter" and "sauerkraut" sounded "too German" for us Yanks, no they were temporarity renamed things like "Victory cabbage" and "Victory steak(hamburgers)" How does DNA replicate? In 9th grade bioligy we spent a lot of time on how DNA "unzips" and "re-zips" with another half, but the teacher never answered me when i asked where the toher part came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 DNA is made up of 3 smaller componets, tRNA, mRNA, and rRNA. tRNA is the top RNA segment, while mRNA is the middle part of the genetic code and rRNA makes up the rear. All 3 combine to make yrou DNA make up, each part is responsible for 1 part of the process as well. mRNA is responsible for the bond(obviosuly as it bonds the top and rear RNA together, while top(or HEAD RNA) chooses the chemical bonds(as its the head ie brain if the RNA) and the rRNA is responsible for getting rid of ( or 'flushing' as they call it) the unused genetic code when the new DNA is formed. How do you make an isotope of an element? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 That's easy. Bombard it with neutrons. But where to get these neutrons from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hunt Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 the nucleus of an atom, this is probably quite difficult though as an atoms nucleus is about 10-14 m wide. Where do the holes in doughnuts come from? and what have they got to do with nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 They're baked that way. What have they got to do with nuts? Are YOU nuts? Have you ever seen a nut? It would be damn hard to get it to go on the bolt without the hole. Why are fortepianos not in mass production anywhere in the world? The only way to get them is to have them hand-made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hunt Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 To get the tuning right. Why do I spend so much time here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Because you have no life and have nothing better to do. Why is it enjoyable to tell Jabba to shut up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by Admiral Because you have no life and have nothing better to do. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 5992 licks Was that a random number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Yes. Was that a random answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted October 16, 2002 Author Share Posted October 16, 2002 No, I'm sure there was some thought process involved in it. What are the other two cordinates for a right triangle(one is (0,0) where the hypotenuse has a slope of 1 and the triangle has an area of 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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