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First, you have to put the equation into y=mx+b form. since we know the slope, it's one, we can place 1 into the equation for m.

 

y=1x+b

 

then, start from the point (0,0), and go up on the y-axis one, then over right on the x-axis one.

 

then draw the triangle, and get yer stupid points.

and i will never do homework for you again. :)

 

 

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Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken

First, you have to put the equation into y=mx+b form. since we know the slope, it's one, we can place 1 into the equation for m.

 

y=1x+b

 

then, start from the point (0,0), and go up on the y-axis one, then over right on the x-axis one.

 

then draw the triangle, and get yer stupid points.

and i will never do homework for you again. :)

 

 

Which makes the area of the triangle 1/2(1) *1 = 1/2, not 1 as is needed.

<insert dispariging remark regarding Asians being good at math here>

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Originally posted by Zargon

How do you make pop with 0 calories?

Don't put any syrup or sugar or anything in it. Carmonated water for everyone.

Originally posted by Ikhnaton

this board is becoming RSN!!

 

That's not a stupid question or a serious answer. It's just a lie.

 

Why dosen't anyone use Carmex even though it's 9000 times better tha chap stick?

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Originally posted by Taarkin

Don't put any syrup or sugar or anything in it. Carmonated water for everyone.

 

That's not a stupid question or a serious answer. It's just a lie.

 

Why dosen't anyone use Carmex even though it's 9000 times better tha chap stick?

 

Well, its sorta nasty looking and smells odd, I dont like having anything on my lips.

 

 

well, Diet Vanilla Coke has 0 calories, and it tastes good.

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So they can be sure that you're ready for 9th grade. Also they want you to be ready for your nearing adult life which is hard as hell because life sucks.

 

Is the word "Acrylic" a mix between the words "Acoustic" and "Electric" ?

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Actually, thats a good guess, but Acrylic is a type of paint. One day I was sitting in my room, and i had some Acrylic Paint and i was ready to make a project, and i saw my guitar. I put them together and made AcrylicGuitar as an email and online screen name. It has stuck with me forever!

 

Are violent games too hated by people? like lets take GTA 3 for example. People say its so violent. And myself, I dont see too much violence in it, other than the blood, guns and blowing stuff up. I mean, they got all that stuff in some T rated games. Why do people think this is such a violent game, why, why, WHY?

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I think the issue is not so much Grand Theft Auto III's violence as the context the violence is in. The game puts you in a situation where your goal is to commit immoral acts. It is a glorification of violence. When you take a game like Jedi Knight II or something, yes, you kill a lot of people, but the violence in that context is of a hero working for a just cause, killing those who are out to harm him or others. That would be my guess.

 

Why isn't Futurama more popular? It was far superior to The Simpsons, in my opinion, but no more episodes are being ordered. So what was it - Fox screwed up with it (always pre-empting it and such) or people just didn't like it.

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Futurama started off great with its timeslot with Family Guy Sunday but Futurama said on Sunday and never made it to weekday programming (and mess like Bachlerettes in Alaska is). and probably didn't get enough advertising. And Matt Groeing probably had trouble producing two shows at once.

 

 

 

How soon are we to inventing the things in Star Wars?

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I'm guessing pretty soon. Because all of the tech. we have now, we could do all this. I know we can, but scientists dont want to do all this probably becuase it will cost alot too. Maybe someone elsew can explain too.

 

I love Kingdom Hearts. What is the sales quota so far?

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What is a party if it doesn't really rock?

What is a poet? All balls, no ****

What is a war if it doesn't have a general?

What's channel nine if it doesn't have Arsenio?

What is life if you don't have fun?

What is a what if you ain't got a gun?

What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad?

What is a Quest if the players ain't willing?

What is a pence if you don't have a shilling?

Excuse me if I'm chillin, hey what, say what

What's a fat man without food in his gut?

What's a child birth, without the umbilical?

What's United Parcel, without the deliverer?

What's momma-san, without poppa-san?

What's martial arts without Daniel-San?

What's Rasheed without Tonya, Tamika?

What's orange juice and Doug E. Doug without Shaniqua?

Not a not a not a, not a damn thing

What's Duke Ellington without that swing?

What's Alex Haley if it doesn't have roots?

What's a weekend if you ain't knockin boots?

What's a black nation, without black unity?

What is a child who doesn't know pubery?

What is my label when I exit boom status?

What's menage-a-tois, or, that is

What is sex when you have three people?

What are laws if they ain't fair and equal?

What's Clark Kent without a telephone booth?

What is a liquor if it ain't 80 proof?

What are the youth if they ain't rebellin?

What's Ralph Cramden, if he ain't yellin

at Ed Norton, what is coke snortin?

What is position if there is no contortin?

What is hip-hop if it doesn't have violence?

Chill for a minute, Zoom Rabbit said silence

*four second pause*

What is a glock if you don't have a clip?

What's a lollipop without the Good Ship?

What's S&M if you don't have chains?

What's a con artist if he doesn't have brains?

What's America without greed and glamour?

What's an MC if he doesn't have stamina?

What's music fractured without Mr. Walt?

What's Trugoy without a phrase called torte?

What's Kris Lighty if he wasn't such a baby?

What is a woman if she didn't say maybe?

Baby laid down, I removed the frown

What would be my penal cord if it wasn't brown?

What is a paper without a president?

What is a compound without a element?

What is a jam if you don't spike the punch?

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Hamlet is a story about revenge, or rather the tragic delay of vengeance. Hamlet at times has an over active mind and doesn't blindly follow the ghost. He doubts whether or not the ghost is actually his dead father. He needs a way to test the ghost, and does this through the information about the murder of King Hamlet. Hamlet creates a play reinacting the murder in which Claudius shows his guilt. With out that knowledge the play wouldn't progress any further. It was necessary for the ghost to know so it just knew. YOu then can ask why not a servant or some other hidden witness, well those wouldn't allow Hamlet to delve into sprituality, and other items.

 

The other reason is becase Hamlet is either based upon a Norse Play, or is a Norse Play which Shakespeare mearly put into his own words. Which ever the case Hamlet was originally based on Norse mythology. Revenge is a recurrent theme in many norse myths, and is a large theme in Hamlet. The Norse Gods also at times take pity on mortals who would be fit to enter Valhalla, and you can only enter Valhalla from dieing in battle. The posioning would prevant the Ghost from getting into heaven, the gods taking pity on the ghost would then tell it about the murder and what needs to be done in order to enter the halls (Kill Claudius). Since Hamlet would suspect the orgins of the Ghost, there has to be a way to prove that it tells the truth hence, so the gods tell the ghost about the murder. Hamlet then is able to prove that Cluadius is guilty when the Actors play out a scene similar to the murder of the king.

 

 

Who here likes the works of Shakespeare?

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