Darklighter Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 lol...well, welcome dude to The Swamp:DEnjoy your stay;) Biggest tip I can give: DON'T SPAM! Stay cool;)lol
Sivy Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 welcome to the swamp mmmmmmm tips, never insult leXX, it will be the last thing you ever do as Darky said, try not to spam and definitely don't flame.
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 I gotta tip. If you ever capture the A-Team dont lock them in a shed full of useful machines and welding equipment.
mima kake Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Don't sit on a nail. You might hurt your @$$
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by Jah Warrior I gotta tip. If you ever capture the A-Team dont lock them in a shed full of useful machines and welding equipment. that's funny!
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Another tip. If you should happen to catch James Bond dont plan an elaborate death for him, hust shoot him between the eyes as quick as you can. He got away from me once, never again.
Darklighter Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by Jah Warrior Another tip. If you should happen to catch James Bond dont plan an elaborate death for him, hust shoot him between the eyes as quick as you can. He got away from me once, never again. Another tip: Do not listen to Jah...you will kill yourself laughing if you do;)lol:D
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by Jah Warrior Another tip. If you should happen to catch James Bond dont plan an elaborate death for him, hust shoot him between the eyes as quick as you can. He got away from me once, never again. i was just about to post that!
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by Darklighter Another tip: Do not listen to Jah...you will kill yourself laughing if you do;)lol:D he's right you know! this Jah fella talks total ball****s all the time. PS another tip:- Sugar does not make your gas mileage better! ooh i got censored... coool, i meant bolloX
Boba Rhett Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 No matter how good they may taste, don't eat rocks.
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by Sivy B the all time classic, don't eat yellow snow do we need a tips thread or is this already a tips thread? maybe a comedy tips thread, yeah! hold on how about a comedy not real but fake tips thread?
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 while operating a chainsaw don't try a somersault
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Tip:- You can discourage pigeons from landing on your roof by tieing a cat to your TV aerial.
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 never, no matter how strong the urge, never superglue yourself to the rear of a constipated hippo
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Tip:- Cyclists. Next time you're out on your bike take a tin bath and about 4 or 5 gallons of water in plastic containers. In the event of a flat tire this will help you locate any punctures you may have.
Boba Rhett Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Beware of falling horses. Do not try shooting an apple off your sibling's head whilst skipping and singing. Never try biting an animal back. Especially if the animal is larger than you are. Filling your colon with peanut butter my sound good on paper, but it just isn't a good idea in the long run.
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
Skate Boy Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Hi! Hmm, lets see, a tip... don't eat anything that Boba Rhett gives you.
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 lol, don't use home-made colloidal silver dietary supplements, it will turn your skin blue if you want blue skin use home-made collodial silver dietary supplements slapping crocodiles is always fun, but remember not to put your head in it's mouth, no matter what it says to you
obi Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Know your enemy's soul! If you do not, do not consider them your enemy.
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. DOG owners. Give passers by the impression that your dog is well trained by ordering it to do whatever it happens to be doing already. STOP squirrels taking food from your bird table by placing the food inside a biscuit tin, and securing the lid with heavy duty tape. WHEN reading a book try tearing out the pages as you read them. This saves the expense of buying a bookmark OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
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