pass-it-on poem

[JandoFett1842]

Vada jumped outa hyperspace 2 soon

So there went another commander in the spitoon

[Wes Marrakesh]

The Imperial Fleet was nearing its mark

When suddenly the Rebels set up a theme park.

[-s/<itzo-]

han says don't ride the coaster luke

but he still went and then puke

[Pad]

luke jumped into his xwing

and thought: im gonne kill that thing.

[Sivy]

so the rebels escaped the empire

luke went to dagobah and it looked dire

[Eldritch]

Yoda said, "Away with your weapon - I mean you no harm.

But separate, I forsee, will be your hand from your arm."

[Sivy]

yoda said "judge my by my size, do you? that you should not"

but all luke saw was a little troll who was the color of snot

[Eldritch]

Luke said "I feel cold." Yoda replied, "in you most go-"

As he reached for his weapons, said "you will not need them, yo."

[Pad]

suddenly he saw vader

and wacked him with his saber.

[Eldritch]

Yoda lifted out the X-Wing, and Luke looked really pale.

He said, "I don't believe it." "That is why you fail."

[leXX]

Off to Cloud City I must go

Leia and Han are in trouble I just know

[Eldritch]

Obi-Wan appeared - "If you choose to face Vader I cannot interfere."

Luke said "You're no help! Just get lost, beat it, disapear!"

[leXX]

Yoda said 'Yes, listen to Obi you must'

Luke said 'I can't, my feelings I must trust'

[-s/<itzo-]

In the Death Star The Emperor said "luke will a powerful allie."

Vader replied "yes, i'll turn him into a dark jedi."

[Eldritch]

"I love you," Leia said, as Han was lowered slow -

And right before he froze to sleep, he said the words, "I know."

[Mex]

Leia started to cry

Chewbacca cried, it sounded like a lullabye

[-s/<itzo-]

Han had a taught, bring leia in a bed,

hoping he'll get laid but she's tired & rather sleep intead.

[Sivy]

boba took han to jabba's palace

and carrie fisher turned down dallas

[leXX]

In the mean time Luke was fighting with Vader

Vader chopped off Luke's hand with one swoosh of his saber

He then told his son that he was his dad

This made Luke extremely mad

Luke screamed 'nooooooooooo' and fell down the chute

Vader shrugged and then said 'woot?!'

[Sivy]

leia heard luke's call and asked to turn the ship around

they saw luke hanging and lando got him down

 

(around & down, that doesn't really rhyme does it?)

[Mex]

Then Luke had a rest

He wasnt at his best!

[-s/<itzo-]

He taught he was the man

but bitch out and ran.

[Sivy]

as luke was given new hand

they said goodbye to chewie and land o

[Mex]

Luke went back to dagobah

And when he was walking he got ran over by a car! (j/k) lol!

[Sivy]

poor old yoda was dying

luke asked if vader was lying