Commander 598 Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Dictator Stolen from RS.net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 I tried a few of them, but this is the one I'm going with: "The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Edlib" In yo' face, Jem! Note to self: Be sure not to let them see this one: "Nothing Sucks Like An Edlib." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Taarkin really satisfies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Jem - Australian For Beer HA! I'd have a guitar duel with you anytime edlib, just tell me where and when. And there is no doubt on who the winner will be because as the slogan say: "With A Name Like Jem, It has to be Good." and "It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Jem." Some of them are kinda "weird" though: - Double the Pleasure, Double the Jem. - I'm A Secret Jem Drinker. - Have You Forgotten How Good Jem Tastes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted November 27, 2002 Author Share Posted November 27, 2002 The one I liked is blue in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 If you really want a laugh, try a few of your fave expletives in the "sloganize" box. Did that the other day when we were bored at work,.. had us rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Jews from the Oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 "Cleans a Big, Big Ass For Less Than Half a Crown." "That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Ass." "Leggo my Ass!" And my personal fave: "The Ass With The Hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Only Gold Leader Has The Answer. I like it. After Yavin: Just One Y-Wing - Give It To Me! How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Y-Wing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tierce Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Some Personal Favorites: Australians Wouldn't Give A Slut For Anything Else. Good To The Last Odor Happiness is Ass-Shaped. And All Because The Lady Loves Sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Here are some interesting ones: Tell Them About The Xwa, Mummy More Xwa Please Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Xwa. Get The Xwa Out. Have You Forgotten How Good Admiral Tastes? Welcome To Admiral Country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 "The Incredible, Edible Nitro." "Do The Nitro." "Fill it to the rim with Nitro." "Everything We Do is Driven by Nitro." "When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Nitro Overnight." "Nitro - The Freshmaker!" "Choosy Mothers Choose Nitro" "Nitro Wanted." "Nitro is for Kids, Silly Rabbit!" "Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Nitro." "Take me away, Nitro." "Where Nitro is a Pleasure." And the most frightening one of all... "I Saw Nitro and I Thought of You." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 "XWA.Net Is Good For You." "You've Got Questions. We've Got XWA.Net." "Fall Into The XWA.Net." "Because XWA.Net is Complicated Enough." "Come See the Softer Side of XWA.Net." "Try XWA.Net, You'll Like It." "Get that XWA.Net Complexion." Hmmmm... who in thier right mind would pay to get that?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Flying Beastie. It's What's For Dinner. Don't. Even. Think it. Flying Beastie - The Appetizer! The hell? There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Flying Beastie. Alright, that's it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Kyle - The Best A Man Can Get There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Kyle If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Kyle. Wouldn't you like to be a Kyle too? Behold the Power of Kyle. PH34R! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 "Just Do Jem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 I'm still giggling over "Fill It To The Rim With Nitro."... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 I'm trying not to think about the implications of that statement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Originally posted by Commander 598 http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Dictator Stolen from RS.net. Why you thieving little...thief. Redwing Is Good For You. The Science Of Redwing. I'd Like to Buy the World a Redwing. Make Someone Happy with a Redwing. The Non-Sticky Sticky Redwing. Kills All Known Redwing - Dead. My Goodness, My Redwing! The Joy of Redwing. Dude, You're Getting a Redwing! See the Redwing, Feel the Shine. Bet You Can't Eat Redwing. Because Redwing Can't Drive. Don't Be Vague. Ask for Redwing. Moving at the Speed of Redwing. Tell Them About The Redwing, Mummy. Taste the Redwing. Smart. Beautiful. Redwing. Unzip a Redwing. Redwing. It's What's for Dinner. When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Redwing Overnight. Redwing Wanted. You've Got Questions. We've Got Redwing. Think Redwing. You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Redwing On Your Knife. Because Redwing is Complicated Enough. A Day Without Redwing is Like a Day Without Sunshine. You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Redwing. I'm not sure if it wants to kill me, insult me, or sell me. o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 A Finger of Crrap is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. oh my A Smooth-Running Butt is a Relaxing Experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superthrawn Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 My Favorite: Left Testicle Wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 The Rogue15 of your Life. What Would You Do For A Rogue15? Do The Rogue15. Have You Forgotten How Good Rogue15 Tastes? Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Rogue15. Super Rogue15 is Almost Here. Nothing Comes Between Me And My Rogue15. A Taste For Rogue15. Behold the Power of Rogue15. I'm a Secret Rogue15 Drinker. (the hell?!) The Curiously Strong Rogue15. Daddy or Rogue15? I Like the Rogue15 in You. Turn Loose The Rogue15. Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Rogue15. (WTFH?!!) It's Rogue15 Time. Unzip a Rogue15. And All Because The Lady Loves Rogue15. Out Of The Strong Came Forth Rogue15. With A Name Like Rogue15, It Has To Be Good. Any Time, Any Place, Rogue15. Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Rogue15. Rogue15 Really Satisfies. It's How Rogue15 Is Done. The Too Good to Hurry Rogue15. Just One Rogue15 - Give It To Me! The Joy of Rogue15. The Coolest Rogue15 on Ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing Why you thieving little...thief. I'm not sure if it wants to kill me, insult me, or sell me. o_O Don't make me come over there. Kill, definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Don't Get Mad, Get A Hot Beef Injection. This Is The Age Of The Hot Beef Injection. Sweet as the Moment When the Hot Beef Injection Went "Pop". Mild Green Hot Beef Injection Liquid. You've Always Got Time For A Hot Beef Injection. The Best Part of Waking Up is A Hot Beef Injection in Your Cup. Nobody Does It Like A Hot Beef Injection. There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Hot Beef Injection. Put A Hot Beef Injection In Your Tank. Top Breeders Recommend A Hot Beef Injection. Half the Hot Beef Injection, All the Taste. For The Hot Beef Injection You Don't Yet Know. Better Living Through A Hot Beef Injection. Be Like Dad, Keep A Hot Beef Injection. Hot Beef Injection Wanted. There's First Love, and There's Hot Beef Injection Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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