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Posted
Originally posted by AB_Legion

My quote - my sig.

 

Pass me by as you will, however you shall never escape my ever piercing glance.

 

That's so deep man *sniff* Really touchin man..... *sob*

 

j/k :p

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Posted
Originally posted by JandoFett1842

"Good-bye Mr. Anderson" (Famous last words)

Anything with Mr Anderson on the end should be a famous quote :p

Where's that picture of Agent Elrond when I need it? :D

Posted
Originally posted by Darth Yoda85

 

Thats a jetpack Yoda? I always thought it was Yoda walking through a swamp...

:confused:

It's Yoda with a Jetpack in JediPlus on Sand Arena 2 :D
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Here's some useful quotes I can remember over my time here on Earth, hehe :xp:

 

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

 

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

Be kind to your children; They choose your nursing home.

 

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

 

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Posted
Originally posted by Hèkx Nòxú

Here's some useful quotes I can remember over my time here on Earth, hehe :xp:

 

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

 

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

Be kind to your children; They choose your nursing home.

 

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

 

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

 

Now those are what I call quotes!

 

But did you come up with them on your own?:confused:

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Originally posted by Darth Yoda85

 

Now those are what I call quotes!

 

But did you come up with them on your own?:confused:

Heard them, thought of them, read them over time ;)
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i came up with this when i came back from a trip and said something like "im back MUWHAHAHAHAHA.....obi put the blaster down"

 

its also in my sig

 

i also have "blessed is he who shuts up when someone else is talking"

 

 

see sig for details

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Here's some others ;)

 

Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

 

Never judge a book by its movie.

 

One of my favourites.....

 

Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them. :D

Posted
Originally posted by Hèkx Nòxú

Here's some others ;)

 

Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

 

Never judge a book by its movie.

 

One of my favourites.....

 

Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them. :D

im tempted to put some of those in my sig :D

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