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Here's some useful quotes I can remember over my time here on Earth, hehe :xp:

 

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

 

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

Be kind to your children; They choose your nursing home.

 

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

 

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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Originally posted by Hèkx Nòxú

Here's some useful quotes I can remember over my time here on Earth, hehe :xp:

 

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

 

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

Be kind to your children; They choose your nursing home.

 

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

 

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

 

Now those are what I call quotes!

 

But did you come up with them on your own?:confused:

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Here's some others ;)

 

Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

 

Never judge a book by its movie.

 

One of my favourites.....

 

Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them. :D

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Originally posted by Hèkx Nòxú

Here's some others ;)

 

Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

 

Never judge a book by its movie.

 

One of my favourites.....

 

Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them. :D

im tempted to put some of those in my sig :D

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